Space Force Mocked for Unveiling Camo Uniforms! Camo in Space? Really?

“The US Space Force has defended its newly unveiled camouflage uniforms after they were roundly mocked on social media.

The force, officially launched by US President Donald Trump last month, posted a picture of the uniform to its Twitter account.

The uniform in the picture has a woodland camouflage design with badges embroidered on the arm and chest.”

BBC

Donald Trump isn’t a fashionista, witness his long red tie, wrinkled suit and orange ring-around-the-collar. God knows he’s not a rocket scientist judging by his incoherent and rambling speeches and the nonsense he posts on his Twitter account.

It should come as no surprise that our commander-in-chief, aka Cadet Bone Spurs, aka Space Cadet unveiled camouflage uniforms for the US Space Force.

I guess it really doesn’t matter if the space soldiers wore polka dot uniforms, because they aren’t going to be fighting any aliens in outer space, although Trump might put them to work keeping illegal aliens (racist term) from invading the homeland.

If extraterrestrial beings take a gander at the ridiculous uniforms of our space soldiers, they might decide that we’re easy pickings and launch an invasion of our little blue planet.

Space Cadet Donald Trump Orders Creation of Space Command

Space Cadet Trump

“President Donald Trump ordered the creation of Space Command on Tuesday, a move the administration is labeling a precursor to creating a US Space Force.

`I direct the establishment, consistent with United States law, of United States Space Command as a functional Unified Combatant Command,` Trump said in an executive memorandum to Secretary of Defense James Mattis. `I also direct the Secretary of Defense to recommend officers for my nomination and Senate confirmation as Commander and Deputy Commander of the new United States Space Command.`”

CNN

Cadet Bone Spurs aka Stable Genius aka Commander-in-chief Donald Trump directed Secretary of Defense James Mattis to establish a Space Command.

Before joining the administration General “Mad Dog” Mattis would have scoffed at the notion of a Space Force, but the neutered lap dog will proclaim that it`s the greatest invention since the Boy Scouts.

Mattis will provide Trump with nominations for the commander and deputy commander of Space Command, we will soon find out which military leaders he hates the most.

Vice President Mike Pence, speaking at Cape Canaveral Tuesday, praised the creation of the new sixth branch of the armed forces, the US Space Force. Pence is such a lackey of the president, that I wouldn`t be surprised if he volunteers to be a space cadet. Pence`s undying loyalty is to Jesus, Mother and Trump, not necessarily in that order.

Nobody in Trump`s administration, especially Mattis and Pence, has the courage to tell the Emperor that he`s not wearing any clothes, naturally nobody will tell him that his Space Force is Looney Tunes.

I might volunteer to be a space cadet if I can do basic training on Mars, where I will be far away from the moron in the White House.