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Stormy Daniels Trolls Donald Trump’s Manhood

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“Stormy Daniels threw some major shade at Donald Trump.

The adult film star — who allegedly had an affair with the former President in 2006 — took to Twitter on Sunday, March 26, to throw out the supposed size of Trump’s manhood.

While trolling the online haters, Daniels quoted someone who wrote, ‘President Trump wouldn’t touch you with a 10ft pole,’ to which she bluntly replied of his lower regions, ‘True. He used a 3 inch one.’”

OK Magazine

There is no love lost between adult film star Stormy Daniels and the twice-impeached former President Donald Trump. They have sued each other in court and they also frequently spar on social media. Trump with his sphincter shaped mouth, racoon eyes, double chin, orange countenance and bulbous nose had the audacity to refer to the beautiful Daniels as “horseface” on his Truth Social media platform so it’s only fair that she retaliated on Twitter by mocking his micro penis.

Trump is a pathological liar and it’s objectively not true that the bombshell adult actress has an equine appearance, but by all accounts, it’s true that Trump’s presidential pecker is puny and putrid. Trump’s doll sized hands are testament to the inadequate size of his penis.  

I just had an image that will haunt me the rest of my life: The Man Baby Trump resembling a real baby as he grips Stormy’s boobs with his tiny hands while he sucks on them.

I hope my readers will forgive me for planting that disturbing image in their minds.

Porn Star Brandi Love Banned From Turning Point USA Youth Gathering After Some Complain

“Turning Point USA (TPUSA), the right-wing youth student organization led by Charlie Kirk, found itself in an unusual controversy Friday night after ‘conservative pornstar’ Brandi Love was allowed into a Florida conference and welcomed as an ‘Adult VIP,’ sparking backlash.”

Salon

Turning Point USA is a nonprofit organization that advocates for conservative values on high school, college, and university campuses. The founder of TPUSA, Charlie Kirk, is a vehement defender and supporter of Donald Trump, which makes him and his organization persona non grata in establishment Republican circles.

TPUSA events often feature controversial right-wing speakers including white nationalists, so I’m not surprised that adult entertainer Brandi Love was allowed into their conference and welcomed as an “Adult VIP.”

A porn star is a perfect guest for a political event that draws white nationalists, QAnon conspiracy theorists and evangelical Christians, because these groups love watching porn on the down low. Residents of red states in the Bible Belt are the biggest consumers of pornography, but these hypocrites hit the roof when they found out that Love was a guest. Shortly thereafter, Love was banned from the gathering.

Love would be well-advised to consider changing her allegiance to the Democratic Party. Democrats are less hypocritical than Republicans, and they will either freely admit to watching and enjoying pornography or they will be against it on the grounds that it objectifies women, reduces them to body parts, and depicts them as playthings for men to violently abuse.

Stormy Daniels Begs Fans to Pay Legal Fees for Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

“Stormy Daniels, the former porn star who says she had an affair with Trump in his pre-political days, is raising money to pay the legal fees and potential damages for her lawsuit against him.

The suit alleges that the hush agreement that keeps Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, from telling her story is invalid.

On the site – which was tweeted about by Daniels` lawyer, Michael Avenatti – Daniels said she would use the funds raised to pay for attorneys` fees, out-of-pocket costs associated with the lawsuit, security expenses and damages if she loses her suit. She said she did not have the “vast resources” to fight Trump and lawyer Michael Cohen on her own.

Per the crowd fundraiser, Cohen and Trump have threatened damages amounting to $1 million for every time she speaks out about the alleged affair.”

USA Today

Throughout his career real estate mogul Donald Trump sued or threatened to sue his business competitors as a form of intimidation. It`s poetic justice that now that he`s president a porn star is suing him in an attempt to break her nondisclosure agreement.

Trump was a moron for screwing around with a high profile porn star, and Daniels was a moron for agreeing to keep her diseased trap shut for a measly $130,000.

Now the shameless porn starlet is begging her fans to finance her suit against the president. Daniels no longer makes porn flicks, but she should make a couple more to finance her lawsuit. A couple of possible movie titles:

A Wrinkle in Time: The Odyssey of a Whore through Space and Time to Find the Perfect Lover.

The Black Panther from Wakanda Tangles with the White Skank from Baton Rouge.

Here`s how I hope and pray this sordid affair plays out: Daniels wins her lawsuit and sells a sex tape online depicting her drenching Trump in golden showers. This is too much even for Trump`s white evangelical supports to stomach and they finally turn against the bastard. But before Daniels can cash her first check she dies of syphilis.

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Stormy Daniels is a Porn Star, Not an Adult Movie Actress!

Porn star Stormy Daniels (aka Stephanie Clifford) is in the news again because she sued President Donald Trump (aka Orange Baboon) in California court – alleging that he never signed a “hush agreement” over an alleged sexual relationship between the two, making the agreement null and void.

This article isn`t about whether or not Trump had an intimate affair with Daniels, and then had her lawyer pay her hush money, even Trump`s most ardent supporters admit that Trump had a sexual relationship with her.

I was watching CNN the other day and anchor Brooke Baldwin referred to Daniels as a porn star, when defense attorney Mark John Geragos quickly jumped all over her for referring to her as a porn star instead of as an “adult movie actress.” For the remainder of the interview Brooke called Daniels an “adult movie star.”

Enough of this politically-correct BS! Daniels appeared in over a hundred pornographic movies, which makes her a porn star.

Porn movies have cheesy dialogue, substandard production values, and wooden acting, those aren`t the qualities that I equate with a movie that would be enjoyed by adults.

In most porn flicks women are brutalized and objectified, once again I don`t associate such cinematic garbage with “adult films.” Citizen Kane is an adult film, the movies Daniels starred in are porn flicks.

Stormy Daniels has sex for money which makes her a prostitute who appears in porn movies. She doesn`t deserve to be called an “adult movie actress.”

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Donald Trump Had Porn Star Stormy Daniels Spank Him With a Forbes Magazine

Donald Trump is such an omnipresent fixture on media that his hideous face with his sphincter-like mouth has been indelibly etched on my mind.

When the Grim Reaper finally drags the decrepit reprobate to hell, and he`s no longer a regular feature on the evening news, I will still need deprogramming to cleanse him from my consciousness.

Normal folks have a visceral reaction when they see Trump on TV, namely we throw the remote at the screen, and then search Google for painless ways to commit suicide.

Now a new particularly disquieting detail has emerged about the president`s affair with porn star Stormy Daniels that may cause even diehard Trump supporters to retch. These cultists could care less that Trump paid her off to keep quiet, but they may be troubled that he ordered the porn starlet to spank him with a copy of Forbes that featured Trump, Donald Jr., and Ivanka on the cover.

To have a porn star spank you may be every guy`s fantasy, but to have the hoe spank you with a magazine that features your family on the cover is wrong, horribly wrong.

I like to believe that I`ve done some good with the thousands of essays I`ve published online since 2008, but all that may be negated by leaving my readers with an image that they will never be able to erase: Our obese president butt naked being spanked by a porn star.

My readers may never forgive me, but God forgive me!

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