Dictionary definition of cringey:

Cringey refers to someone or something that causes you to feel awkward, uncomfortable, or embarrassed—that makes you cringe.

Joe Biden is cringey AF.

Whether or not Biden is senile may be debatable, but there is a universal consensus that Biden is the embodiment of cringe.

Do I really need to enumerate all the reasons why Biden is the cringiest politician in history?

Let’s start with his penchant for sniffing hair. No female from prepubescent girls to post-menopausal women is safe from the sniffer-in-chief. There is actually a name for Biden’s unusual fetish: Trichophilia, also known as a hair fetish, is when someone feels sexually aroused by or attracted to human hair. Biden should retire and live in a nursing home, where only blue-haired old ladies will be subject to his perversion.

Then there’s his habit of whispering to make a point. At some point during most of his speeches, the old geezer will fold his arms and rest them on the lectern, lean into the mic and whisper whatever point he’s trying to make. He looks as cringey and creepy as a child molester whispering in to the ear of a little girl: Honey, do you want some candy?

Let’s not forget his history of telling tall tales from the millions of miles he’s traveled on Amtrak to his epic encounter with Corn Pop. If Corn Pop the gang leader was a real person and not an apocryphal character he would have beat the hell of the teen Biden.

What really creeps me out is Biden’s custom of shaking hands with his imaginary friends after delivering a speech.

Case closed. Biden is cringey AF.