“Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in Georgia, Herschel Walker, was pranked on stage Thursday after a rally in Macon by Jason Selvig of ‘The Good Liars,’ who tried to hand the former NFL star a roll of condoms.”

Mediaite

Selvig’s prank is a community service, nobody needs condoms more than evangelicals, and no evangelical needs condoms more than Herschel Walker.

Most evangelicals are anti-choice and anti-contraceptives, even though the “be fruitful and multiply” holy rollers indulge in as much fornication as the general population. Maybe evangelical men would be more conducive to wearing a rubber if they were infused with healing oil and sold in Christian book stores. They could come in three sizes: King David, Samson and Goliath.

Walker is vehemently anti-abortion and against fornication, but of course his professed religious beliefs don’t stop him from riding ho’s bareback whenever the Spirit moves him.

Walker has fathered multiple children that were not previously publicly acknowledged. His own son blasted him on social media for being such a hypocrite and admonished him to, “Wear a condom, damn.”

If anybody needs a condom, Good Lord it’s Walker. He suffers from multiple personality disorder, and for all we know each of his personalities could have fathered multiple children out of wedlock.

Selvig did the right thing by handing Walker a long roll of condoms.