Certainly not Joe Biden, unless he walks around smelling like an orange all the time.
The
$22 candles are the best-selling item at the Delaware History Museum
in Wilmington, regularly selling out thanks to still-strong home state
`Joementum` even nearly two years after the former vice president left
office.”
Delaware Online
Candles
are romantic and they remind me of a simpler time, but I don`t buy any
because I have a kitten whose hobby is knocking things over for the
sheer hell of it.
But
a Joe Biden scented candle isn`t evocative of romance and love, it
conjures up images of decomposing corpses. I doubt you`ll see any Joe
Biden scented candles at a brothel or a nightclub.
If
a Joe Biden candle really smelled like its namesake, it would reek of
an old man`s fart, Preparation H and soiled adult diapers.
Actually Joe Biden candles have the aroma of oranges; the only fruit I associate with Biden is a lemon.
I
might plunk down a couple of bucks for a candle that smells like Tom
Brady, I`m assuming that the legendary quarterback has the scent of his
supermodel wife all over him. But hell will freeze over before I spend
$22 for a candle that smells like Joe freaking Biden.
“President
Donald Trump called Joe Biden weak and said he is not worried about a
potential challenge from the former vice president in the 2020
presidential race, during a phone interview with Fox News` Jeanine
Pirro Saturday night.”
CNN
At
this early stage of the 2020 presidential campaign former Vice
President Joe Biden is the leading contender for the Democratic
nomination. But considering Biden is 76 and Trump is 72, is doubtful
that these surly septuagenarians will live long enough to battle it out
in 2020.
There
is no love lost between Biden and Trump, on occasion their rhetoric
has included threats of physical confrontation. In March 2018 during a
speech at the University of Miami Biden said:
They
asked me if I`d like to debate this gentleman, and I said `no.` I
said, `If we were in high school, I`d take him behind the gym and beat
the hell out of him.` “
Trump, the infamous counterpuncher, immediately responded on Twitter:
Crazy
Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak,
both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second
time, with physical assault. He doesn`t know me, but he would go down
fast and hard, crying all the way. Don`t threaten people Joe!
I would pay a small fortune to watch a pay-per-view death match between Crazy Joe Biden and Sociopath Donald Trump.
They would of course require a five minute break in between rounds to change their diapers and for oxygen therapy.
Trump
would plant prepubescent girls on the front row to distract the
notorious fondler of little girls, and Biden would seat strippers and
porn stars to distract the notorious sexual predator.
Even
though Trump is younger than Biden he can`t go the distance because
he`s so damn fat, he would have to engineer a way to dispatch his
opponent quickly.
Trump
is an expert at trash talking, and he could attempt to trigger a
stroke or a heart attack by attacking Biden verbally throughout the
match. Some examples:
Hey
Joe, your few gaffes have cost you dearly, but my loyal base finds it
endearing when I spit out gaffes like a machine gun on Twitter and
during my speeches.
Hey Joe, sorry your son died of terminal brain cancer, but at least he didn`t have a reputation of groping little girls.
Sorry for the mean nature of these taunts, but I`m channeling the short-fingered vulgarian.
If
there`s a God in heaven Biden would die of a heart attack as a result
of Trump`s cruel barbs, and Trump would die from sheer physical
exhaustion.
The last thing I want to see is Trump and Biden slug it out in the 2020 presidential election.
“Former Vice President Joe Biden was confronted by a heckler about the women that Biden molested during Senate swearing in ceremonies at a book tour stop in Biden`s hometown over the weekend.
`What about the girls you molested on C-SPAN at the Senate swearing-in?` the heckler asked.
The crowd erupted into boos and demanded that the heckler leave immediately.”
NTK Network
There is no heir apparent on the Democratic side, and the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination is wide open. This has led to some characters out of left field, the likes of Oprah Winfrey and Alex Baldwin publicly mulling entering the race.
Then of course there`s always the usual suspects the likes of Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden.
But in the #metoo era should be no room for a child molester like Joe Biden.
Biden had an illustrious career in the Senate, a successful stint as Obama`s Vice President, and he`s a liberal lion, but he`s a damn child molester.
There are countless videos on YouTube chronicling the depravity of Joe Biden as he gropes, fondles and molests young girls. If Biden publicly fondles young children, imagine what he does to them in private.
Biden`s enablers argue that he`s just a touchy-feely kind of guy, but if Biden got touchy-feely like that with my great niece, I would get touchy-feely with him with a baseball bat.
Thank God for the heckler who confronted Biden about his long history of molesting young girls. The partisan crowd quickly came to the defense of Biden, reminiscent of the way Trump`s supporters come to his defense when he`s accused of assaulting and groping women.
The last thing we should do is to replace a pussy-grabber with a child-fondling pervert
