There`s only one politician that I despise more than President Donald Trump, and that`s his Vice President Mike Pence.
Trump is full of piss and vinegar, and doesn`t pretend to be a paragon of virtue, quite the opposite he revels in his vulgar nature.
Pence on the other hand is a typical white evangelical, which means he is a phony to the core of his being. He avoids even the appearance of evil, and won`t dine or be alone with a woman lest anyone think he might be poking her in her back door.
Pence has two default expressions: smarmy piety and obsequious adoration.
Pence dons the smarmy piety look in his day to day activities, but it`s magnified when he`s doing something religious like participating in the White House Bible study or praying. I`ve sometimes been accusing of having a look of piety, but truth be told it just means I`m constipated.
Pens wears his look of obsequious adoration whenever he`s in the same room with Trump, and it`s ramped up when his boss is giving a speech.
My God how I would love to pimp slap those facial expressions from Pence. Just a fantasy, Im not advocating violence against reprehensible Trumpsters.
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