Hot Chick Shoots Guests Who Overstayed Their Welcome


“Alana Annette Savell, 32, was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm, Bay County Sheriff’s Office officials said.

A woman told authorities that she had gone to Savell’s home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn’t want them in her home.

Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home, officials said. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell’s boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting, authorities said.

The boyfriend allegedly told authorities that he told Savell that if someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to get the gun and shoot it at the ground. If that doesn’t work, she’s supposed to shoot them in the leg.”

NBC News

Today is Thanksgiving, and most of us are going to have to deal with a guest from hell, who simply refuses to leave. You can put away all the leftovers in the fridge, turn off the lights, slip into your pajamas, and the clueless guest won’t take the hint, he’ll still be in your living room, drinking your beers and watching football on your TV.

We’re too polite to simply tell the guest: Listen buddy, it’s time for you to get the hell out of here! But that’s not the way they roll in the trailer park. In the trailer park they have a three strikes and you get shot rule. If you tell a guest three times to leave to no avail, then you grab your shotgun and shoot it at the ground. If that doesn’t work, then you shoot the bastard in the leg.

Not only was the guest shot, but the homeowner’s boyfriend was also shot as well. He has only himself to blame, because he’s the one who advised Savell to shoot guests who refuse to leave.

Moral of this story:

Moonshine and firearms don’t mix!

Decline any invitations to attend a party at a trailer park!

Don’t overstay your welcome, especially if you don’t have a decent health care plan.

Parting thought: Judging by her mugshot Savell doesn’t look all that bad. I would bang her, but I wouldn’t stick around and smoke a cigarette in bed with her, she might shoot my ass when she sobered up.



OMG! Uber to Employ Hookers as Drivers!


“UBER is reportedly set to employ people convicted of being PROSTITUTES  in a bold new scheme designed to give reformed criminals the chance to turn their lives around.

The taxi app is preparing to change its rules in some American states so people with non-violent convictions can begin working as drivers.

This means that ex-sex workers can take to the road, as well as people who have convictions for harassment, resisting arrest, petty theft or minor property damage.

The rules have already come into force in California but will be rolled out in Connecticut at the beginning of next year.”

The Sun

I believe that citizens with past felony convictions should have their voting rights restored, they have paid their debt to society, and they should be given a clean slate to redeem themselves.

However if I were an employer I would think twice before offering an ex-con a job, at least for certain occupations like teachers and Uber drivers.

Employing a woman with a prostitution conviction as an Uber driver isn`t the smartest move in the world, she would probably spend more time in the backseat servicing her customer than in the driver`s seat.

Women with prostitution convictions  working as taxi drivers will undoubtedly earn $100+ tips, and it won`t be because they got their customers to their destinations in an expedient and timely manner, but due to the fact that they gave them the rides of their lives.

When I get into an Uber vehicle I expect friendly conversation with the driver, not solicitations for sex. A prostitute belongs on a street corner, not behind the wheel of a Uber car.

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