Before the June 14, 2004, debate, the presidential race was a dead heat. But after Joe Biden’s epic face-plant a tectonic shift took place, and now the decent but senile gentleman Joe Biden is destined to lose in a landslide to the indecent, crude, vulgar, vindictive, and amoral sociopath, Donald Trump.
After Biden’s pathetic performance in the debate that proved beyond a doubt that he is incapable of answering questions without stammering, losing his train of thought and blanking out, Americans are convinced that he’s incapable of serving as president. In fact, we are left wondering if he can wipe his behind without covering his hand with feces. If Jill does not supervise his bathroom breaks, he might even eat his own poop.
Biden is too selfish and stubborn to step down for the good of the country, so what can be done to save our democracy being overthrown by Trump?
You don’t have to be an expert in interpreting actuarial tables to discern that Biden’s days are numbered. After witnessing his godawful debate performance, I wouldn’t be surprised if he croaks before the election.
Joe Biden selected Kamala Harris because of her gender and race, never mind that she’s totally lacking in charisma, and likeability. Harris is the ebony equivalent of Hillary Clinton: a universally despised politician with a penchant for cackling like a witch on crack.
The Biden/Harris ticket will lose in a landslide; I repeat my question: what can the Democrats do to reverse their fortunes?
Kick Harris to the curb and replace her with the most famous and universally loved woman in the world. And no, I’m not talking about Michelle Obama or Oprah Winfrey, the woman that I have in mind is more popular than these two women combined.
We all know that Biden will soon be dead and that in effect his vice president will be the next president, and if he replaces Kamala Harris with the Hawk Tuah Girl, the Democratic ticket will win in a landslide.
Hailey Welch, universally known as The Hawk Tuah Girl went viral when she was featured in a man-on-the-street interview from content creators Tim & Dee TV. In the video, she’s asked “What’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?” Her response was internet gold, and it instantly made her more famous than Taylor Swift, and more respected and admired than the Virgin Mary.
Her response was to say “ You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah, and spit on that thang”, and she imitated spitting on a man’s private parts.
The Hawk Tuah Girl did not come across as vulgar or nasty, her youthful exuberance, innocence, and joie de vivre reminded us of a Snow White or a Doris Day.
The Hawk Tuah Girl video was only a couple of minutes long, but in those few seconds she uttered a few pearls of wisdom, culminating in her Hawk Tuah demonstration. Imagine how she would shine in a debate with whatever MAGA creep Trump chooses as his running mate.
Hawk Tuah Girl for President of the United States!