Trump Obsessed With Badgers

“A new book reveals President Donald Trump had a lot of questions about badgers in the early months of his presidency, according to a report from Business Insider.

Trump would ask Reince Priebus, his first White House chief of staff who hails from Wisconsin, whether badgers are mean to people,’ how they work, and how aggressive they can get, according to ‘Sinking in the Swamp: How Trump’s Minions and Misfits Poisoned Washington,’ by Daily Beast reporters Lachlan Markay and Asawin Suebsaeng.

Wisconsin State Journal

Like a toddler the Leader of the Free World obsesses over random subjects for no discernable reason. A little brat will see a spider on the wall, and all of a sudden, he will ask a hundred and one questions about spiders, expecting you to answer with the expertise of an arachnologist.

Trump expected Reince Priebus, his first White House chief of staff to be an expert on the short-legged omnivores because he hails from Wisconsin, the Badger State. You can ignore a young child who pesters you with questions about spiders, badgers or extraterrestrial beings, but when the President of the United States has lots of questions about badgers, you’d better pretend to be an expert on the subject.

The stable genius didn’t question Priebus about badgers during his “executive time” but during staff meetings when they were discussing important subjects like health care or the war in Afghanistan. If only the fucking moron expressed such a curiosity and interest about climate change or health care.

It’s a good thing Reince wasn’t born in Delaware, the Blue Hen State, or Trump would have asked lots of questions about blue hens. Even an obsequious pipsqueak like Priebus might have told Trump to shut the hell up if Trump inquired if a blue hen would make a good pet for Barron.

John Kelly Rips Trump! Too Little, Too Late! STFU

Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly and retired U.S. Marine Corps general blasted Donald Trump in a paid speech at Drew University.

Over a 75-minute speech and Q&A session, Kelly shredded his former boss to pieces, condemning his North Korean and immigration policies.

Why wasn’t this courageous former general speaking truth to power during the impeachment process? Why did it take generous financial compensation to loosen his lips and stiffen his spine?

In his paid speech Kelly emphasized that Trump conditioned military aid on Zelensky’s help digging up dirt on his political rival Joe Biden. Had Kelly spoken out during the mockery of an impeachment trial in the Senate, he may have persuaded a couple of Republican senators to at least vote to allow witnesses.

Why do White House administration officials have an epiphany after they resign or are fired? Why is it that they develop a spine and speak truth to power only when they are no longer in Trump’s payroll? Why is it that it’s only when they are former administration officials that they realize what we knew from day one: Trump is a racist, ignorant, corrupt buffoon?

Kelly might as well register his disapproval of Trump’s words and actions by farting, that’s how much his words mean at this point in time, especially considering he’s being paid very well for his speeches.

Kelly might as well go full-Bolton and write a tell-all book; I’m not going to be complicit in the cynicism and greed of these former Trump aides by buying their books.

Bette Midler is Correct, Democrats Are Way Too Polite in Dealing With the likes of Donald Trump

“Democrats haven’t learned a go——d thing.  This guy is a fascist, a dictator, and you guys have got to toughen up your game. You’re too f—ing polite! This is a blood sport to the GOP, and they #playdirty. Men like to kill each other! Get in the ring!!”

Bette Midler Tweet

Bette Midler and Robert De Niro seem to have a contest to see who can bash Donald Trump in the most profane way, however the Divine Miss M does make a cogent point.

Trump is a fascist, a dictator, a racist, a buffoon, and he doesn’t deserve even a modicum of respect out of reverence for his office.

Politics is a zero-sum game, a blood sport if you will to the likes of Trump and his ilk, and Democrats are ill-equipped to get into the ring with the short-fingered vulgarian. Democrats follow the Marquess of Queensberry Rules while Trump hits below the belt and disregards the warnings of the referee because he’s in his pocket.

The Democratic presidential contenders need to realize they are in a Death Match against the Stable Genius, with the fate of democracy hanging in the balance. They need to wax Biblical and smite Trump high and thigh with a great slaughter.

The Dems should campaign on universal health care, climate change and immigration reform, but at the same time they shouldn’t mince any words, and call out Trump as a racist, fascist and all-around son of a bitch.

If rats have infested your home you don’t try to coax them to leave by gently pushing them out the front door with a broom. You go medieval on the little monsters and poison them and lay out traps.

Democrats should go to extreme rhetorical lengths to drive out the rat who currently occupies the Oval Office.

What Was Nancy Pelosi Mumbling During Donald Trump’s State of the Union Speech?

At a reelection campaign rally in Manchester, New Hampshire President Donald Trump impersonated Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and repeatedly complained that she distracted him by mumbling during his State of the Union address.

Pelosi is living rent free in the stable genius’ head and it’s possible that she wasn’t mumbling at all and it’s all in Trump’s head. He probably imagines Pelosi mumbling, “is that all you have to work with” when he relieves himself in a White House restroom.

Trump is usually surrounded by enablers and sycophants who silently mumble their approval to whatever racist nonsense emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth and any negative feedback would discombobulate him, even it it’s just a barely audible mumble.

But if Pelosi was mumbling to herself, what do you think she was saying?

Damn that babbling fool and his orange ring around the collar!

I’ll pay back that SOB for refusing to shake hands with me, I’ll rip his damn speech up!

Why does Mike Pence smell like an industrial size jar of Vaseline?

Do the Republics applaud the fucking moron so enthusiastically because they fear that post acquittal, the tyrant is so emboldened that he just might pull a Kim Jong-un and have them beaten if they don’t react like teen girls at a Justin Bieber concert?

Anyway, who cares what Pelosi was mumbling, I’ll tell you what I was mumbling during his speech:  God what a moron! I hope America does the right thing and votes him out of office!

Bill Clinton a Better Man After Acquittal, Donald Trump a Worse Human Being!

Two decades ago, after being acquitted by the Senate of the charges of lying under oath to a federal grand jury and obstructing justice the normally loquacious President Bill Clinton read a very short statement in the Rose Garden. Clinton was contrite, apologetic and introspective and he said he was humbled and very grateful for the prayers he had gotten from millions of Americans and called for the country to come together.

After President Donald Trump was acquitted of charges that he abused his power and obstructed Congress to aid his own re-election, he reacted in a polar opposite way of the chastened Clinton.

Let’s just say that the stable genius doesn’t do contrition, introspection or apologies. A triumphant, vindictive and petty Trump held court for over an hour in the East Room of the White House before his sycophants and enablers.

Trump did everything but issue an executive order that he would emasculate lead impeachment manager Adam Schiff and banish Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi from Washington D.C. In his stream-of-consciousness rant Trump thanked his most servile supporters and lambasted his fiercest critics, foreshadowing that he will spend the rest of his term exacting revenge.

In the aftermath of the bitter impeachment fight Clinton called for the country to come together, while Trump’s East Room rant only served to further polarize and divide a fractured democracy.

Republican Senators saved Trump from the fate that the deserved: removal from office. It’s now up to the electorate to do the right thing and throw the vengeful racist out of office.

Photo of Donald Trump’s Orange Face Shocks and Horrifies a Nation

“Donald Trump recently became a laughing stock after a photographer uploaded a photo of him seemingly with orange makeup all over his face.

Photographer William Moon snapped a photo of the POTUS after he arrived at the White House after his trip to North Carolina. Since Trump was walking outdoors and the wind seems to be gushing at that time, his hair was blown up.

The picture also revealed that Melania Trump’s husband really has orange makeup all over his face, and the upper part of his head didn’t have any. As such, part of Trump’s forehead looked too white compared to the other parts of his face.”


An athlete experiences an afterglow, a sense of fulfillment, accomplishment and excellence after setting a personal or team record. He radiates as he steps up to the microphone to express his feeling of elation, and we all bask in his happiness and success.

Donald Trump is certainly no athlete, but the grotesquely obese septuagenarian experienced a significant political victory, he got away with abuse of power and obstruction of Congress thanks to his loyal sycophants in the Senate.

As a result, the stable genius is beaming with an afterglow that makes his orange face look like an evil jack-o-lantern that just rolled out of the pit of hell.

Photographer William Moon snapped a photo of Trump that captured him in the afterglow of his acquittal, he looked like a toddler who had just smeared his mother’s makeup all over his face.

Which begs the question: can’t a billionaire and the Leader of the Free World afford to hire a professional makeup artist or a mortician to apply his makeup?

Which also begs the question: Does a prostitute who services Trump need a paper bag to cover his face and a magnifying glass to find his manhood?

Grotesque pic of Trump in his afterglow glory:

An Emboldened Trump Has Only One Setting Now: Full-on Crazy

The first three years of the Trump administration have been chaotic, corrupt — well just plain crazy.

Trump was emboldened after the impact of the Mueller Report fizzled out after Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s unsteady (I’m being kind) performance before the House Judiciary Committee and Attorney General William Barr’s disingenuous spin of his report declawed the Democrat’s attempt to rid the nation of history’s most incompetent, corrupt and ineffectual president.

One day after Mueller’s weak performance before Congress Trump made his fateful phone call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, in which he repeatedly sought his help in an attempt to damage Trump’s political rival, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

Now that the stable genius has been acquitted by his sycophants in the Senate who wouldn’t find him guilty if he crucified the Pope on Fifth Avenue, he will be fully unplugged for the remainder of his term.

Trump began his “I’m Exonerated and Nobody Can Stop Me” tour with his deplorable antics at the National Prayer Breakfast. The short-fingered vulgarian denigrated the faith of Mitt Romney and Nancy Pelosi while the assembled people of faith remained mute and fiddled with their rosaries or leafed through their Bibles.

Trump’s disgraceful and ungodly performance at the National Prayer Breakfast was just a warmup for his batshit crazy stream-of-consciousness airing of grievances at his exoneration celebration in the East Room of the White House

Trump has banished all the adults from the White House and there’s nobody left except sycophants and enablers with brown noses and skinned knees. There are no guardrails and we are in for a hell of a roller coaster ride that will leave us all vomiting and begging the Almighty to put us out of our misery.

Jim Carrey is Spot On, Donald Trump is a Bloviating Bag of Flatulence

Gifted thespian and talented cartoonist Jim Carrey recently announced that he would stop posting cruelly comical caricatures of the buffoonish con artist, Donald Trump, on Twitter.

I will miss Carrey’s artwork, but thank God that he’s still using his comedic talents to ridicule the racist-in-chief.

Pontificating on the importance of making people laugh, Carry told Stephen Colbert:

“It gives us a break from the obstreperous, bloviating bag of flatulence that is trying to take the city on the hill and turn it into a Dutch oven. We don’t’ have to pull the covers over our head and breathe deeply the ambrosia of evil.”

Comedy is at times profane, non-politically correct and outrageous, but it is a breath of fresh air that helps us persevere, especially in these dark times under the Trump regime.

If I were a cartoonist and I was instructed to draw a fart as a character for an adult-themed cartoon show I would draw Donald Trump. With his double chin, orange complexion and especially his sphincter-shaped mouth he looks like a fart.

Whenever I see Trump speaking on TV, I unconsciously cover my nose because I expect nothing but noxious nonsense and rancid racism to emanate from his pie hole.

Carrey is spot on; Trump is indeed a bloviating bag of flatulence and he’s made such a mess that his stink will linger long after his term ends.

Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo and most members of Trump’s administration have a brown nose, testament to the fact that they enjoy sniffing deeply the ambrosia of evil.

But I can’t wait until it’s Morning in America again, and we can breathe freely without choking on the moral pollution spewing from the Trump White House.

Trump Blasted for Childish National Anthem Antics During His Super Bowl Party

President Donald Trump was lambasted after video footage depicted him acting the fool as the national anthem played during a Super Bowl party at his West Palm Beach golf resort.

The millionaires and socialites around Trump stood solemnly with their hands over their hearts, cognizant that whenever they’re in the company of the president there’s a good chance there’s a camera somewhere recording their behavior.

Even Trump’s 13-year-old son had his hand over his heart wile his father fidgeted, waved his hands in the air like he just didn’t care, pointed at people, and pretended to conduct the music.

Word to the stable genius: When your hands resemble those of a toddler don’t bring attention to them by pretending to be a conductor.

I must admit that my hand wasn’t over my heart when Demi Lovato was singing the national anthem, but I’m not the President of the United States and no cameras were focused on me. I never blasted black NFL players as “sons of bitches” for taking a knee during the national anthem to protest racism and police brutality.

Americans expect a modicum of respect and patriotism from the president when the national anthem is being played, especially from a politician who wraps himself in the American flag.

Trump can withstand the criticism; he’s overjoyed that the team from the liberal city of San Francisco lost while the team from the conservative Great State of Kansas won.

Donald Trump Makes Fun of ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg’s Height

President Trump went after ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg in a series of tweets early Sunday morning and suggested the former New York mayor would need to stand on a box during a Democratic presidential debate.

‘Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates,’ the president posted on his Twitter account in the last of three postings about 5-foot-8 Michael Bloomberg. ‘This is sometimes done, but really not fair!’

The New York Post

If your mouth resembles a syphilitic sphincter, you’d be well-advised not to point your stubby fingers at someone else’s physical imperfections. But Trump isn’t well-equipped to battle anyone intellectually, his diseases mind is hard-wired for ad hominin attacks.

It’s not Bloomberg’s political ideology that sets Trump on edge, they are both New York liberals who have supported Democratic politicians for decades. Trump can’t stand the fact that Bloomberg is worth over $60 Billion while Forbes estimates the president’s wealth at $2.5 billion.

Trump’s Twitter barrage of insults directed at Bloomberg portends how he will conduct his general election campaign: attack his rivals on a personal basis and spew conspiracy theories.

There is absolutely no truth to the outrageous lie that Bloomberg is negotiating for the right to stand on a box during debates. And if it were true, what’s wrong with that? Bloomberg has more gravitas than Trump, and if he was sitting down and Trump was standing on a stepladder during a debate, it wouldn’t afford the fucking moron any advantage.