Month: December 2018

Melania Trump’s Red Christmas Trees Don’t Represent the Blood of Jesus Christ!

The Christmas tree is an ancient pagan phallic symbol. When Christians trim the tree with glass ball ornaments and tinsel, they are paying homage to the pagan fertility symbol, with the tree representing the phallus, the glass ball ornaments the testicles and the tinsel the semen.

When Melania Trump defiled the White House by lining a hall with blood-red Christmas trees, evangelicals came to her defense claiming that the early church would dye the trees red to symbolize the blood of Jesus & the resurrection.

Read my essay: Melania Trump`s Evil Bloody-red Christmas Trees

http://thesop.org/story/20181128/melania-trumps-evil-bloodyred-christmas-trees.html

Bullshit! This religious justification for the execrable red Xmas Trees has been debunked by Snopes. Com and Politifact. Evangelicals try to justify and explain Trump`s myriad vulgarities and obscenities, if the stable genius hung a string of used condoms around his neck they would claim that they represent Christmas stockings.

White evangelicals might as well replace their traditional Christmas trees with giant red dildos, and sing carols to their savior, Donald Trump.

Moron Brett Favre Duped into Recording anti-Semitic Message

“Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre and other celebrities allegedly were duped in November by an online white supremacy group into recording videos that used coded alt-right language and have been posted on YouTube to promote anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.

Favre, actor Andy Dick and rapper Soulja Boy recorded messages at the request of the `GDL,` or `Goyim Defense League,` which employs the Yiddish word for non-Jews and mocks the Anti-Defamation League`s acronym, according to BuzzFeed News. The group used the app Cameo, which allows users to purchase a video of a celebrity reading a custom message.

YouTubers `Handsome Truth` and `Sway Guevara` paid $500 for the message, BuzzFeed reports.”

Washington Post

Like most former successful professional athletes Brett Favre is a spokesman for a few companies including Copper Fit and Dick`s Sporting Goods. Favre is well compensated for shilling for these companies, and he has several other revenue streams as well.

But the greedy bastard wants to squeeze every penny from his name, and so he records messages for the app Cameo, which allows users to purchase a video of c celebrity reading a custom message. I would gladly pay $500 to have Favre record the following message: I Brett Favre am a steaming pile of human excrement, and my hobby is sending women unsolicited dick pics.

Consider the two other celebs who were fooled into recording messages by the white supremacy group: Andy Dick who has a penchant for exposing his dick and grabbing men`s genitals, and Soulja Boy who is the biggest dick in the rap game.

How low can Favre sink, can we look forward to him selling autographed photographs of his penis?

What a dick!

Read More:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2018/12/01/brett-favre-tricked-by-white-supremacists-into-recording-video-with-anti-semitic-message/?utm_term=.b699679f9ba9

You Will Have to Pry My Can of Tuna From My Cold, Dead Hands

“Canned tuna, a lunchbox staple from the 20th century, is fighting to keep its spot in American cupboards.

Century-old tuna companies like StarKist Co., Bumble Bee Foods LLC and Chicken of the Sea International are trying to reboot demand for tuna fish-selling it in cans, pouches and kits with trendy flavors or as a healthy snack-as they seek to hold on to their dominance in a shrinking market.”

Wall Street Journal

I`m a baby boomer and canned tuna was a staple in my childhood home, along with milk, eggs and bread.

My cupboards are still well stocked with cans of tuna fish; a can of tuna costs less than a dollar and it will yield two satisfying and delicious sandwiches.

You won`t find cans of tuna in college dorms or basements where millennials live, they don`t even own can openers. They want the instant gratification of nuking their meals in a microwave in 30 seconds.

I don`t mind the ritual of opening a can of tuna with a manual can opener, draining the water, and fixing my tuna sandwich with mayo, relish and onions.

Legacy tuna companies like StarKist, Bumble Bee and Chicken of the Sea are trying to rebrand tuna as a snack sold in pouches. They`re hoping that flavored tuna sold in pouches will appeal to millennials.

They may be successful in their marketing strategy, but for me tuna is a meal not a snack, and I don`t mind the fishy smell.

On a cold December evening there`s nothing better than a tuna sandwich with Campbell`s tomato soup.

Read More:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/tuna-makers-look-to-hook-younger-consumers-1543766400

James Woods Blasts Magazine Publishers for Snubbing Melania Trump

“Actor James Woods cut right to the core with a post on Twitter about First Lady Melania Trump.

`Since no American magazine will put her on a cover, we`ll just have to celebrate her ourselves. @FLOTUS,` Woods wrote Tuesday.”

Daily Wire

Melania Knauss was a nude model when she caught the leering eye of business tycoon and real estate developer Donald Trump. The gold-digger from Slovenia could speak just enough broken English to ingratiate herself with the short-fingered vulgarian.

As the wife of the businessman and reality TV star her only discernable talent was turning a blind eye to her husband`s myriad indiscretions while she lavishly spent his money.

As the First Lady her only talent is distracting and deflecting from her husband`s many scandals by flashing a frozen smile at the cameras.

Melania hasn`t accomplished anything noteworthy while in the White House, and the cause that she`s adopted, protecting children from online bullying, only serves to highlight her husband`s constant bullying of his political enemies on Twitter.

It`s understandable why magazines flinch from putting Melania on a cover, Woods can celebrate her by pleasuring himself while looking at her old nude pics.

Read More

https://www.dailywire.com/news/38740/james-woods-rips-us-magazine-publishers-snubbing-joseph-curl

Donald Trump and His White Evangelical Followers Make Me Vomit

Donald Trump campaign rallies are composed of racist rednecks, white evangelical reprobates, embittered blue-collar whites and a sprinkling of Uncle Toms and establishment Republicans.

At a campaign rally in Missouri, on the eve of the midterm elections, Trump`s stump speech was interrupted by first responders tending to a supporter who had feinted.

The crowd burst into a rendition of “Amazing Grace,” which might seem incongruous at a political rally, but not at a Trump event where everybody is familiar with arguably the best known hymn in Christianity.

Trump was forced to shut his trap, as he wandering aimlessly on the stage, pointing to the singing crowd, while privately thinking, “What a bunch of rubes.”

Needless to say Trump didn`t join in singing because Mr. Two Corinthians doesn`t know the words to the most popular hymn in the world.

This incident illustrates the symbiosis between the amoral short-fingered vulgarian and his white evangelical following. White evangelicals know damn well that Trump isn`t a moral person, let alone a born-again Christian, but they tolerate, and even rationalize, his corruption ,vulgarity and immorality as long as he continues to appoint conservative judges.

It`s certainly a testimony to God`s Amazing Grace that He didn`t smite that campaign rally with fire from above.