“A statue of a naked Donald Trump is going on the auction block.
Julien`s Auction says the sculpture is the last statue remaining that was not vandalized or destroyed when it was displayed along with others in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Cleveland in the weeks before the Republican was elected president.
The auction house estimates the statue, which was created by the West Coast anarchist collective INDECLINE, will sell for $20,000 to $30,000.”
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
The anatomically-correct Donald Trump statues elicited shock, rage and disgust when they were erected in several cities around the United States in 2016. There was no security to protect the works of art, and needless to say they were an irresistible targets for vandals. There is an unconfirmed report that a toddler broke his baby tooth biting off the presidential pecker of one of the monstrosities. Only one Donald Trump statue has survived, relatively intact, and it has been put up for auction.
Donald Trump always travels with a Secret Service detail, he is the best protected politician in the world. But if the orange buffoon wasn`t surrounded by bodyguards, he would meet the same fate as his statues. An outraged citizenry would pluck his hair (one by one), tar and feather him, and ride him out of town on a rail.
Who would buy this abomination? A Satanist might find use for the statue in one of their rituals, but a regular person could park it on the porch for Halloween, and use it as a scarecrow for the rest of the year.
I wouldn`t buy the damn thing, the real Trump is already giving me enough nightmares.