What’s the One App Donald Trump Should Have on His Phone?

“One fun thing: POTUS` current device is an iPhone with ONE app: Twitter.”

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The average millennial has dozens of apps on his phone, it`s not surprising that a septuagenarian has only one. Considering how much trouble Trump has got into on Twitter, imagine the chaos if he learns about other apps like Tinder. The short-fingered vulgarian would be swiping right like crazy and hooking up with all sorts of skanks.

What is the one indispensable app that Trump should have on his iPhone:

INSTANT GRAMMAR AND SPELL CHECKER

This would be perfect for the grammar-challenged moron.

SNAPCHAT

The principal feature of Snapchat is that pictures and messages are only available for a short time before they become inaccessible. If Trump communicated only via Snapchat it would be less likely that his inane thoughts would go viral.

YOUTUBE

I would recommend that Trump subscribe to channels featuring makeup tutorials. What`s up with the orange complexion?

ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION APP

If I hear Trump mispronounce “China” one more time, I`m going bonkers!

FART SOUNDS PRANK

This fart sound app would provide countless hours of entertainment for Trump, he could drive Mike Pence to loss his salvation by blaming him for farting. If Trump spent his time farting around with this app he would have less time to destroy our country.

Dear loyal readers what`s the one app that you think Trump should have on his phone?

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