Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve Party a Disaster: Trump Left Early But All the Freaks Showed Up Including Rudy Giuliani, Vanilla Ice, Berlin, Tiffany Trump and Jeanine Pirro

Guests at Mar-a-Lago paid upwards of $1,000 for the dubious privilege of bringing in the New Year basking in the presence of Donald Trump. But the stable genius made an early exit, for fear of turning in to a pumpkin at midnight? Hello, he’s already a scary looking pumpkin from the pit of hell.

No official explanation for the President’s early departure from Mar-a-Lago was given, but methinks he returned to the White House early to devote his remaining days to stealing the election from Joe Biden.

Disappointed guests were left to party with the likes of Trump’s personal lawyer and international laughing stock, Rudy Giuliani. How thrilling, who wouldn’t want to savor Rudy’s toxic farts and wipe brown sweat from his brow.

Daddy’s favorite girl Ivanka Trump wasn’t in attendance, but Tiffany Trump who the president couldn’t tell from a living room lamp was in the house.

Performers who were one-hit wonders decades ago,Vanilla Ice and Berlin, performed from the ballroom’s main stage. Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro, who was in attendance, probably threw her granny panties on the stage. Lucky Vanilla Ice, he hasn’t scored since 1990.

Personalities from the right-wing television network OANN were also in the house; I won’t bother to mention them by name because you wouldn’t recognize them.

Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump mingled among the guests with their respective significant others, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Lara Trump. The thrill of a lifetime to dance the Electric Slide with Stepford Wives, Kimberly and Lara.

Ain’t no party like a Mar-a-Lago party, because a Mar-a-Lago party don’t stop until all the freaks have infected each other with COVID.

Dear God, I’m so glad I was nowhere near Mar-a-Lago on New Year’s Eve.

Donald Trump Invites Bullied Joshua Trump,11, to State of the Union Speech

Bully-in-Chief

“There will be many Trumps in the House chamber for the president`s State of the Union address Tuesday night – but one Trump is not in the family. He`s Joshua Trump, an 11-year-old boy from Delaware who was bullied over the last name he shares with the president. President Trump and first lady Melania Trump invited the sixth grader to attend as their guest.”

CBS News

Indeed, there will be many Trumps in the House chamber for the president`s State of the Union address Tuesday night, but Tiffany Trump, the so-called bimbo of the Trump clan, has exercised remarkable wisdom by rarely appearing in public with her notorious family, and I doubt she will be in attendance tonight.

One Trump who`s not in the family, Joshua Trump, is the special guest of President Trump and first lady Melania Trump. He`ll be there by virtue of being bullied over the surname he shares with the bully-in-chief.

The boy was bullied over his name so much that for a while his parents homeschooled him. When he`s seen on nationwide TV tonight as the special guest of the short-fingered vulgarian, not only will he be continued to be bullied by his classmates, but he will be bullied online by millions.

Inviting Joshua Trump to the State of the Union speech makes as much sense as a teacher presenting a certificate of cleanliness, politeness and good grammar to a bullied student. I predict that Joshua will be homeschooled until he graduates from high school.

Shame on the Trumps, especially Melania, for using the child in such a cynical way. Melania has made anti-bullying her pet crusade, surely there`s a special place reserved in hell for such a hypocrite.

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Ivanka and Tiffany Trump Bikini-Clad Xmas Video Shocks the Nation

“A video of first daughters Tiffany and Ivanka Trump blowing kisses to their followers in bikinis is being met with mostly criticism in return online.

In the short clip uploaded to Twitter Tuesday, the two women can be seen posing in their bikinis as `O Holy Night` is heard playing in the background while lounging by the pool at their father`s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.”

AOL.Com

Let me start on a high note: Tiffany and Ivanka Trump are beautiful beyond words, it`s almost beyond comprehension that their father is an orange-faced pig, with a mouth that resembles a sphincter, wispy hair that looks like cotton candy that was dropped in a urine-filled toilet bowl, and the shrunken hands of a dwarf.

If anyone is waging a war on Christmas it`s these two bikini-clad airheads who are blowing kisses while “O Holy Night” is playing in the background. I doubt there are any holy nights at Mar-a-Lago when these strumpets are in the house.

These young millionaire chicks can escape the bitter cold and cavort in their daddy`s resort in sunny Florida, while most of us can`t afford to go on a vacation.

I will release my own video blowing kisses to these bimbos when their fuc*en moron father is impeached and removed from office.

Link to video:

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/12/27/tiffany-ivanka-trump-mocked-bikini-clad-video/23317943/

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Like Father, Like Daughter: Tiffany Trump Spreads Fake News on Instagram

“Tiffany Trump posted an inspirational quote from Frank Ocean on Instagram last week, but it just so happens that there`s no record of him ever saying it.

As the majority of America sat down for Thanksgiving meals on Thursday, the 24-year-old daughter of Donald Trump and Marla Marples instead opted to share a video of their studies at Georgetown College, where she is currently enrolled as a law student.

“Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise – Frank Ocean,” she captioned the video.

But it soon emerged that there`s no actual evidence of Ocean ever uttering the heartfelt sentiment, and it`s instead the latest piece of what her dad might refer to as `Fake News`.

NME

Tiffany Trump is the least disliked member of the Trump clan, simply because we rarely hear a peep or a tweet out of her.

On Thanksgiving Tiffany posted a video on Instagram of her studies at Georgetown College, and she captioned the video: Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise – Frank Ocean

I doubt that Tiffany is familiar with the music of the openly gay R & B crooner, she probably just thought that invoking the name of the soul singer would lend prestige to her stupid video.

Tiffany would be wise to follow the advice of the faux quote, namely to work hard in silence. Tiffany dear, we hate your father and your brothers with a passion, because they are always tweeting nonsense. For the love of God please stay out of social media, or we will despise you as much as we do them.

Every day we`re bombarded with fake news from your idiot father, the last thing we need is one more member of the Trump family spreading fake news.

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