Shock Video! Mariah Carey is so Fat She Can Barely Dance!

“A recent Mariah Carey performance is making the rounds on the internet after fans noticed that she wasn`t dancing on stage.

 

The video of the singer`s performance in Las Vegas shows her barely dancing while singing her hit song, `Honey.`

As her back-up dancers dance energetically around her, Carey ever so slightly bounces her hips and lifts her arms. She doesn`t actually budge from her spot on the stage until she`s lifted by one of the dancers and set to rest on the backs of a few other dancers.”

MSN.Com

Mariah Carey was a huge star in the 90`s, now she`s just huge – she resembles a baby hippo.

Granted even an anorexic dancer would have trouble dancing wearing CFM shoes with tall stiletto heels, but the ageing crooner is moving as slow as molasses.

Had I been in the audience I would have harpooned the fat-ass celeb and put her out of her misery.

The fat cow doesn`t budge from her spot on the stage until she`s lifted by one the dancers. I hope the dancer didn`t strain his back, he should have tossed her off the stage.

I realize this article is focusing on her physique, but do you really want me to address her singing skills? She`s washed up, she can no longer carry a tune.

Link to video:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/a-video-of-mariah-carey-barely-dancing-while-performing-in-las-vegas-is-going-viral/ar-AAosjnp?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

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Twerk the Twerking Kitten an Internet Sensation

“A kitten that has become an internet sensation thanks to her hot dance moves has been adopted.

Twerk, who is about 4 months old, suffers from cerebellar hypoplasia (CH), a brain disorder that causes her body to shake, making it look like she`s doing the dance popularized by pop stars like Miley Cyrus.”

 

Yahoo

Twerk is a beautiful kitten and her twerking dance moves are adorable. I hope this special needs kitty will be spoiled rotten by her new owners.

Twerk doesn`t twerk because she has a skanky nature, her dance moves can be attributed to a brain disorder that causes her rear end to shake uncontrollably.

Celebrities like Miley Cyrus don`t twerk due to a brain disorder, they are afflicted with a disease of the soul that compels them to dance like shameless whores on crack.

When I see Twerk twerk I feel like hugging her and giving her a big kiss, when I see Cyrus twerk I feel giving her a swift kick in the ass.

Link to video:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-twerk-apos-kitten-does-193200353.html

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Beyoncé Has No Shame, Exploits Twins for Publicity!

If you look up the phrase “publicity whore” in the dictionary you will see a glossy Photoshopped image of Beyoncé.

Beyoncé traffics in racial politics and infuses her music and videos with Illuminati imagery and dresses like a slut to keep her name in the news and move product.

 

Beyoncé, who is blessed with good looks, married the butt-ugly Jay-Z simply because it gave her street cred and broadened her audience appeal. If Beyoncé had fallen in love with a Country star, there`s no way in hell that she would have married him –that would have been a career-ending move.

Beyoncé posted a photograph on Instagram that depicts her as the Virgin Mary, albeit a slightly skanky version of the Mother of Christ. She`s holding her newborn twins in her arms, but make no mistake about it, she`s the center of attraction.

I realize that those of us who aren`t mesmerized by Beyoncé`s artifice and chutzpah are dismissed as racists and haters, but somebody has to point out that the Empress isn`t wearing any clothes.

Pic of Beyoncé: https://www.bustle.com/p/beyonces-baby-photoshoots-arent-the-problem-you-are-70309

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