My Top Ten Secret Service Code Names for Sarah Huckabee Sanders

“White House press secretary Sarah Sanders will be assigned a Secret Service detail to protect her private residence temporarily, sources told CNN. The security detail could start protecting Sanders as soon as Wednesday, but sources did not specify how long the arrangement would last.”

The Daily Best

MY TOP TEN SECRET SERVICE CODE NAMES FOR SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

SMOKEY EYES

EVIL EYE

MISS PIGGY

BORN-AGAIN PORKER

LIES R US

UNCLE FESTER

AUNT LYDIA

HONEY POO POO

SECRETARY GRANNY PANTIES

GRUMPY

What do you think should be her Secret Service Code Name?

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, The Red Hen Restaurant, and the Hypocrisy of White Evangelicals

Last Friday Sarah Huckabee Sanders ate out at a restaurant in Lexington, VA, which is pretty unremarkable, my guess is that the obese White House Press Secretary patronizes restaurants on a regular basis.

But this routine dining experience broke the Internet because she was asked to leave by the owner. The owner of the Red Hen, Stephanie Wilkinson, said she asked Sanders to leave because of Sanders` stances on gay rights. The staff includes several gay workers, and understandably they were mortified by the presence of a spokesperson for such an anti-gay administration. The employees were also upset about Sanders` defense of Trump`s reprehensible immigration policy that separates children from their parents.

I believe that any business establishment open to the public should serve everyone regardless of their ethnicity, sexual orientation or political philosophy. If I owned a restaurant and Sarah Huckabee Sanders walked in I would be creeped out, nevertheless I would serve her and treat her with a modicum of respect.

Sanders got her queen size granny panties in a twist when she was asked to leave and she got her revenge by posting this message on Twitter:

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so.

The irony is that the heifer supports the owner of the Masterpiece Cakeshop, Jack Phillips, who refused to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple.

Sanders should have simply walked away, found another restaurant to pig out – end of story. But no, the bitter cow posted the aforementioned message on Twitter, knowing that it would mean that the restaurant would face backlash, including death threats and boycotts.

And the hypocritical born-again piece of filth attempted to paint herself as the bigger person (no pun intended) by emphasizing that she “politely left.”

Sarah Sanders and the rest of the evangelicals in Trump`s cabinet and administration have exposed the hypocrisy, inhumanity and anti-Christ philosophy of the white evangelical movement.

Not only was it morally wrong for Sanders to express her displeasure on Twitter, it may also have been ethically wrong from a political perspective:

https://www.mediaite.com/online/former-ethics-chief-calls-sarah-sanders-tweet-about-getting-booted-from-red-hen-clear-violation-of-ethics-rules/

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but if you ask 100 persons if Sanders is attractive 99 will answer “Hell No!” and the sole individual who answers in the affirmative is probably as blind as Stevie Wonder.

Sander is as spiritually ugly on the inside as she is physically repulsive on the inside. I pray that the rumors of her impending resignation are true, I am sick and tired of her nasty disposition, condescending attitude towards the press and her anti-Christian temperament.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the Worst White House Press Secretary in History

“When White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders holds an official press briefing, time is a precious commodity. May 22: “We`ll keep this short today.” May 17: “Sorry, I`m going to keep going because we`re really tight on time today.” May 7: “Sorry, I`m going to keep moving just because we`re going to get real tight on time here.” May 7 (again): “I`m going to just keep moving because I did it to your colleague.” For a more lively look at the press secretary`s time constraints, please click on the video at the top of this post.

It stands to reason that Sanders may well be watching the clock. Her briefings, after all, have a knack of ending at 20 minutes, or a tick before or after that mark.”

Washington Post

The White House Press Secretary is a senior White House official whose primary responsibility is to act as spokesperson for the executive branch of the United States government administration, especially with regard to the President, senior executives, and policies.

The press secretary is responsible for collecting information about actions and events within the president`s administration and issues the administration`s reactions to developments around the world. The press secretary interacts with the media, and deals with the White House press corps on a daily basis, generally in a daily press briefing.

Wikipedia

The White House Press Secretary is a critical position, and he/she works long hours and has many responsibilities, but the most important responsibility is the daily press briefing. It should be noted that during the Trump administration the daily press briefing takes place only two or three times per week.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a thankless and exhausting job trying to explain to the press and the American public Trump`s insane tweets and his constantly changing positions on almost every issue.

It`s a vital function of our democracy for the Press Secretary to honestly and thoroughly answer the questions of the White House press corps, and it`s a shame that Sanders rarely answers questions honestly, and she always rushes through the briefing.

She usually opens the briefing by saying “my time is short, and I need to keep things moving,” without explaining why time is short. Sometimes she`ll make the excuse that she needs to attend another White House function, and therefore the briefing will be short.

Excuse me but Sanders can schedule the briefing at a time when it won`t interfere with any other meeting or function she needs to attend. She should show the journalists and the public a little respect, and take her time and answer every question, and allow every reporter follow-up questions.

Every White House Press Secretary, regardless if it`s a Republican or Democratic administration is grilled by the press. A Press Secretary should don asbestos underwear, put on a smile, and engage the press.

If you can`t take the heat get out of the kitchen, and judging my Sanders` perpetual scowl, and her condescending attitude, she`s not cut out for this position.

Sanders` act is growing old, and I hope she resigns or is fired very soon. White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary Rah Shah would make an excellent replacement.

Read More:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2018/05/30/whats-the-hurry-sarah-huckabee-sanders/?utm_term=.eac79168149a

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Jim Carrey’s Painting of Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a Masterpiece

“Jim Carrey, who says he began painting six years ago to heal a broken heart following his split from Jenny McCarthy, primarily paints in his studio in downtown Manhattan, and his art has been featured in a number of galleries, including the Wyland Galleries in Waikiki, Hawaii, and Lake Tahoe, California.

Since November, around the one-year mark under President Trump, Carrey has been busy creating satirical cartoons of the Trump administration and the Republican congressmen under his sway-and then tweeting them out to his 17.9 million followers.”

The Daily Beast

Jim Carrey was a comic god in the late 1990s and 2000`s, his slapstick stand-up performances and his energetic comedic movies earned him a legion of fans.

But truth be told Carrey hasn`t had a hit in decades, it`s a miracle his shtick enjoyed such lasting power. I was an early fan of Carrey, but today I`d rather be hit over the head with a sledgehammer than endure more than five minutes of his stand-up routine.

Fortunately, Carrey didn`t disappear from the spotlight when his movie career went kaput, he`s enjoyed a second career as a painter.

You wouldn`t expect a slapstick comedy star to turn into a classical painter, and indeed he hasn`t, his panting style can best be described as satirical caricatures.

Carrey is a genius in his chosen style, and lately he`s focused on painting Trump and his henchmen.

His piece de resistance is a painting of Press Secretary Sarah Sanders. He shared his painting of Sarah without naming her. The caption under her painting read:

This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I daresay that 99 out of 100 men would agree that Sanders is butt ugly. It wouldn`t be entirely accurate to label Carrey`s depiction of her a caricature, because in real life she looks like a caricature.

White evangelicals have their feces-encrusted thongs in a twist because Carrey called her a “so-called Christian,” but that`s an accurate description for all white evangelicals.

Sanders is a malignant tumor who daily excuses, justifies and flat-out lies on behalf of the most evil and unchristian steaming pile of dung to ever sit in the Oval Office.

Carrey`s depiction of Sanders is a masterpiece, it perfectly captures her demonic essence.

I hope Carrey enjoys as long a period of fame as a painter as he enjoyed as a comedy star, especially if he continues to paint members of the Trump administration.

Link to the pic of the most evil woman in Washington:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jim-carreys-satirical-cartoons-skewering-the-trump-administration-and-soulless-gop?source=twitter&via=mobile