Donald Trump Should Attempt Pussy Diplomacy With Putin

“Although Russia and the West have differences, one thing that unites the two is a feline obsession. The achievement by a cat has been posted by the social media accounts of the Russian ministry of defense, www.telegraph.co.uk reported.

A ginger cat was reportedly the first to travel on a long range voyage of Russian naval vessels to the Syrian coast. This cat has a more perilous job than the moggies the British have in Westminster, who chiefly meet foreign ambassadors and catch mice, report added.

Cats have had a place on board Russian ships for many years, and now appear to serve the purpose of making their military operations look more cute and cuddly. An article in Russian media had claimed that cats on ships serve an important purpose – their purring helps soothe humans onboard.”

Deccan Chronicle

The cats serve multiple purposes: They kill rats, soothe the nerves of the sailors operating in a war zone, and humanize the Russian sailors.

If a Russian spy ship was spotted of the east coast of the United States, we wouldn`t be so alarmed if we knew that the crew included kittens. A warship where the sailors pet and play with cats wouldn`t be perceived as much of a threat.

I hope that the American aircraft carrier deployed in the Korean peninsula doesn`t have any kitties onboard, if the North Koreans see cats frolicking on the deck of our mighty vessel they won`t take us seriously, and might even attempt to sink it with a torpedo.

Instead of groping pussies, Trump should try pussy diplomacy, and send a fat and fluffy pussycat to Putin. The Russian president is confident in his own masculinity and wouldn`t perceive the gift cat as an insult and he would reciprocate by sending Trump a pussy cat or a bunch of pussies (whores). In any even relations between the two nuclear superpowers would be bound to improve.

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What Would a Third Obama Term Look Like?

“Arguing that Americans still subscribe to his vision of progressive change, President Barack Obama asserted in an interview recently he could have succeeded in this year`s election if he was eligible to run.

`I am confident in this vision because I`m confident that if I had run again and articulated it, I think I could`ve mobilized a majority of the American people to rally behind it,` Obama told his former senior adviser David Axelrod in an interview for the The Axe Files podcast, produced by the University of Chicago Institute of Politics and CNN.

CNN

In the closing weeks of the 2016 race, President Obama put his prestige and legacy on the line, as he campaigned for Hillary Clinton in critical swing states.

In an unprecedented election season it was unprecedented for on incumbent president to campaign for the candidate he wished to be his successor.

We all know how the story unfolded, with Donald Trump winning, and Hillary Clinton losing in an electoral landslide.

If Obama had been eligible to run for a third term he would have been defeated, it was a change election, an the orange-faced clown would have soundly defeated the biracial Kenyan.

Nevertheless, let`s fantasize what a third Obama administration would look like:

Malia Obama a porn star?

In the last two years of Obama`s 2nd term we witnessed the sad spectacle of Malia playing beer pong, and twerking, smoking pot and exposing her butt at Lollapalooza. Malia is planning on taking off a year before attending Harvard, she would have ample time to explore her slutty tendencies.

Race War?

From the start of his first term Obama demonstrated his his knee-jerk response of always siding with black persons in their interactions with white police officers. Surely we haven`t forgotten the Henry Louis Gates incident? Throughout his two terms in office Obama could always be counted on to side with black lawbreakers, and to blame the police. Obama`s hatred of white people gave birth to the racist BLM movement, and it`s not a stretch to imagine that during a third Obama term race relations would deteriorate to a flat-out race war.

The Destruction of Israel

From his 2009 Cairo speech Obama articulated his pro-Muslim stance, and until his last day in office he never stopped pandering to Islamists. The Iran deal was a disaster for Israel and the free world, and the UN vote against Israel settlements, masterminded by Obama himself, was a betrayal of Israel and a death blow to the peace process. It`s manifest that Obama has an undying hatred of of Israel and the Jewish people, and under a 3rd Obama term there would be a mushroom cloud over Israel.

Nuclear Armageddon

Obama`s reset with the Russian Federation was an unqualified disaster, his sanctions against the patriot Putin, and his meddling in Russia`s backyard would culminate in nuclear war in a third Obama term.

Great Depression

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or an economics major to discern that the American economy can`t continue to absorb trillions in debt.

Thank God the constitution prohibits a president for running for a 3rd term, even an Oompa Loompa egomaniac can`t do half the damage that Obama would wreak in a 3rd term.

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Putin: Statesman and Patriot! Obama: Feckless Hack

“That was how Putin answered a question Friday at his nationally televised annual news conference about whether Russia interfered in the U.S. presidential election in favor of Donald Trump.

The Democrats are losing on all fronts and looking elsewhere for things to blame, he told the nearly 1,400 journalists packed into a Moscow convention hall for the nearly four-hour event. `In my view, this, how shall I say it, degrades their own dignity. You have to know how to lose with dignity.`

The Kremlin leader – who also sent an upbeat letter to Trump last week that the president-elect revealed Friday – pointed out that Republicans had won the House and Senate, as well.

`Did we do that, too?` he asked with a slight grin.”

The Washington Post

The Russian Federation is a diminished superpower, but its nuclear arsenal demands that we take their pronouncements seriously.

The Russian President, Vladi­mir Putin, is a statesman and a patriot who is loved and admired in his own country, and respected and feared throughout the world.

Better a dictator who always has the best interests of his country at heart, than a democratically-elected president who panders to tyrants and doesn`t believe in American Exceptionalism.

When Putin speaks – people listen, and freedom-loving patriots in America listened with glee when the head of the Russian oligarchy lectured American Democrats on the finer points of democracy. Feckless Obama and mirthless Hillary and the rest of the Democrats need to learn how to lose with dignity and humility.

Enough is enough! No more excuses! Hillary didn`t lose because of Putin, WikiLeaks or the FBI director; she lost because she`s a corrupt witch who is despised by the electorate.

As someone who has a fine-tuned sense of the absurd, I have enjoyed watching Putin toy with the effete and ineffectual Obama, but as a patriot it makes my blood boil that we elected a sniveling African to the White House.

Even a clueless clown like Donald Trump on his worst day will do a better job than Obama on his best day.

If we would only change the constitution to allow Putin to run for President of the United States.

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