Americans Aren’t Naming Their Babies ‘Donald’ Because of Vulgarian Donald Trump

“The name Donald has been losing popularity in the United States for decades, but it took its biggest drop in 2016, and Donald Trump may be the reason why.


The name ranked 488 in the Social Security Administration`s annual report on popular baby names for boys in 2016, down from 441 in 2015 and 418 in 2014. (The most popular boy`s name last year was Noah.)

Of roughly 4 million births last year, 621 babies were named Donald, according to the Social Security report released in May.”


Donald Trump is 71-years-old, and decades of his dissolute and decadent lifestyle has done incalculable damage to his name.

There are many buildings throughout the world that bear Trump`s name, but after only six months in office he has so badly tarnished his reputation that when he leaves office, I doubt that there will be any schools or public buildings named after him.

It`s certainly no surprise that the name “Donald” has plunged in popularity, why would any parents saddle their bouncing baby boy with a name that repulses polite society?

Parents would rather name their newborn “Damien,” “Lucifer” or “Little Bastard,” anything but Donald.

I love my first name, I`m exceedingly grateful that a degenerate son of a bitch hasn`t destroyed the name “Robert.”

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Shock Video! Mariah Carey is so Fat She Can Barely Dance!

“A recent Mariah Carey performance is making the rounds on the internet after fans noticed that she wasn`t dancing on stage.


The video of the singer`s performance in Las Vegas shows her barely dancing while singing her hit song, `Honey.`

As her back-up dancers dance energetically around her, Carey ever so slightly bounces her hips and lifts her arms. She doesn`t actually budge from her spot on the stage until she`s lifted by one of the dancers and set to rest on the backs of a few other dancers.”


Mariah Carey was a huge star in the 90`s, now she`s just huge – she resembles a baby hippo.

Granted even an anorexic dancer would have trouble dancing wearing CFM shoes with tall stiletto heels, but the ageing crooner is moving as slow as molasses.

Had I been in the audience I would have harpooned the fat-ass celeb and put her out of her misery.

The fat cow doesn`t budge from her spot on the stage until she`s lifted by one the dancers. I hope the dancer didn`t strain his back, he should have tossed her off the stage.

I realize this article is focusing on her physique, but do you really want me to address her singing skills? She`s washed up, she can no longer carry a tune.

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Does Fresco Painting Prove UFOs Were Present at Christ’s Crucifixion?

“Aliens were hovering around at Christ`s crucifixion – but the little green swine didn`t lift a finger to help the son of God as he hung there.


That`s the conclusion of conspiracy theorists – who claim to have spotted an actual UFO hovering near the cross in a depiction of the death of Christ.

A fresco painting in a church in Svetitskhoveli Cathedral in Georgia shows a little floating disc next to Jesus`s body – and naturally, conspiracy theorists have gone wild.

The website Ancient Aliens says, `The unknown artist seems to be telling us that these flying saucers were present during the death of Jesus.`”


For decades UFO nuts have claimed that fuzzy specks in photographs and videos are flying saucers, but all this “evidence” doesn`t amount to a hill of beans or a ton of megapixels.

In a novel twist a UFO enthusiast is claiming that a painting that depicts the crucifixion of Jesus Christ includes a flying saucer.

Artists, past and present, use symbols to represent metaphysical or spiritual concepts. For example a modern-day artist might paint an orange piece of dung to represent Donald Trump.

The object in the fresco painting that looks like a UFO is probably meant to represent a demon, certainly there was a lot of evil present when Christ was crucified.

There are no flying saucers in photographs, paintings or in real life. Get over it people, our evil little planet is of no interest to higher intelligence.

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I Can’t Wait Until Robots Rule the World

“Robots will take our jobs, sure-if they live that long.

This we know: There are many dystopian predictions of how our future robot overlords will take our jobs. Two-thirds of Americans believe that robots will be doing the jobs of humans in 50 years.


But thanks to one widely shared photo on Monday, we know that at least we`re still superior in one area: swimming.

Twitter user Bilal Farooqi shared a photo of a robot that wandered into a watering hole at his company`s D.C. office building.”

The photo of the 300-pound Knightscope K5 model Security robot that fell into a pool is giving people the false impression that we are superior to robots.

The first generation robots are logical machines, encumbered by emotions, and therefore already superior to human beings.

In a couple of generations robots will be superior in every conceivable way, intellectually, physically and aesthetically.

They will be pushing us into pools and laughing at our impotency to do anything about it.

Human beings have made a total mess of everything in our dominion, I can`t wait for the robots to take over.

A Furby would do a better job than Donald Trump; I hope I will be alive to witness a super computer as Leader of the Free World.

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Twerk the Twerking Kitten an Internet Sensation

“A kitten that has become an internet sensation thanks to her hot dance moves has been adopted.

Twerk, who is about 4 months old, suffers from cerebellar hypoplasia (CH), a brain disorder that causes her body to shake, making it look like she`s doing the dance popularized by pop stars like Miley Cyrus.”



Twerk is a beautiful kitten and her twerking dance moves are adorable. I hope this special needs kitty will be spoiled rotten by her new owners.

Twerk doesn`t twerk because she has a skanky nature, her dance moves can be attributed to a brain disorder that causes her rear end to shake uncontrollably.

Celebrities like Miley Cyrus don`t twerk due to a brain disorder, they are afflicted with a disease of the soul that compels them to dance like shameless whores on crack.

When I see Twerk twerk I feel like hugging her and giving her a big kiss, when I see Cyrus twerk I feel giving her a swift kick in the ass.

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Farting Passenger Forces Passengers Off Airplane

“A person who `passed gas` on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.

The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport.

All the passengers were taken off the plane and after the incident was investigated it was determined that a passenger `passed gas,` the official said.”


After waiting in lines for hours and being groped by TSA goons, passengers finally board their plane, but their nightmare has just started.

A cattle-car affords more amenities than an airplane, where do I start? A seat with ample leg room — for a midget, overhead compartments that are too small to accommodate your luggage, flight attendants with the bedside manner of a serial killer, obese passengers who invade your precious personal space …

Then there`s always that flatulent passenger, and keep it mind that even if the cabin air was fart-free, it`s already germ-laden, rancid, and fetid.

In almost every public setting if you feel that you are about to pass gas, you can always find a restroom where you can fart away to your heart`s content without sickening others.

But an airplane has only one or two bathrooms, and there`s always a line, you have no choice but to let your fart escape to the dismay of your fellow passengers.

To make matters worse the gross airplane meals are guaranteed to make your farts smell like something that could only emanate from Satan`s arsehole.

I can deal with snakes on a plane, and even with jihadists on a plane, but nobody can deal with a farter on a plane.

American Airlines later released a statement that nobody believes:

We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue – and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to “passed gas” as mentioned.

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George the Skateboarding Cat is a Fraud

“There are cool cats, and then there’s a level above that, topped by this skateboarding kitten.

Twitter user @ericaclaire shared some photos of her adorable kitten on Saturday, proving to the world that some cats are just born hip.”

Multitudes of cats have gained Internet fame due to their adorable physical deformities (Grumpy the Cat, Lil` Bub), or because of their peculiar feline antics.

I`ll be the first to admit that the skateboarding kitten, otherwise known as George, is cute as a button, but he`s a poseur and a fraud and underserving of Internet stardom.

There have been many dogs who have achieved viral fame because of their mad skateboarding skills, (Otto and Jumpy), these talented pooches actually skateboard by using their paws to propel the skateboard forward.

But George has simply been placed on top of a skateboard by his owner, he knows as much about skateboarding as he knows about quantum mechanics.

Shame on Erica, the owner of George, she`s one of the great con artists of the digital era.

I have too much integrity to plop one of my cats in front of my computer and claim that he`s the one who`s blogging under the name of Robert Paul Reyes.

George is a fraud, but like I said, he`s a cutie, here’s a link to his pics:

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‘Why is it Lie After Lie?’ Shepard Smith Goes Off on Trump Administration

“In a surprisingly frank outburst, Fox News anchor Shep Smith tore into the Trump administration on Friday for its lack of transparency on the unfolding Russia scandal.

`Why is it lie after lie after lie? Smith said to fellow anchor Chris Wallace. `The deception, Chris, is mind-boggling.`”


The Fox News Network begins its programming in the morning with “Fox and Friends” which can only be described as a chatfest whose main objective is to puff up Donald Trump. At night Sean Hannity wraps things up by serving as Trump`s prosecutor, he rips apart any politician, pundit or newsmaker who dares say anything critical about the president.

Between these two programs, that are rock solid behind Trump, there is a steady stream of less shrill pro-Trump propaganda.

But not everybody at Fox is drinking from the water cooler that dispenses Kool-Aid,there are a couple of journalists with integrity at the Fair and Balanced network, Shep Smith and Chris Wallace.

Smith hit the nail on the head, it`s lie after lie after lie emanating from the White House. Lies of commission and lies of omission. Lies that are calculated to fit in with a false narrative, and lies that are calculated to muddy the waters. Little white lies and huge whoppers.

After Smith in frustration posed the question “Why is is lie after lie?,” Wallace could only respond, “I don`t know.”

Wallace opined: If you`re a fair-minded citizen, you ought to be concerned about the fact that we were repeatedly misled about what this meeting concerned.

Trump`s supporters aren`t fair-minded citizens, they`re zombies who are enthralled and mesmerized by the histrionics and rantings of their Messiah.

I share Smith`s frustration, I`m sick and tired of the lies, obfuscation and coverups of the Trump administration, and I plead with my fellow Americans to join my crusade to do everything possible to impeach Donald Trump.

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Beyoncé Has No Shame, Exploits Twins for Publicity!

If you look up the phrase “publicity whore” in the dictionary you will see a glossy Photoshopped image of Beyoncé.

Beyoncé traffics in racial politics and infuses her music and videos with Illuminati imagery and dresses like a slut to keep her name in the news and move product.


Beyoncé, who is blessed with good looks, married the butt-ugly Jay-Z simply because it gave her street cred and broadened her audience appeal. If Beyoncé had fallen in love with a Country star, there`s no way in hell that she would have married him –that would have been a career-ending move.

Beyoncé posted a photograph on Instagram that depicts her as the Virgin Mary, albeit a slightly skanky version of the Mother of Christ. She`s holding her newborn twins in her arms, but make no mistake about it, she`s the center of attraction.

I realize that those of us who aren`t mesmerized by Beyoncé`s artifice and chutzpah are dismissed as racists and haters, but somebody has to point out that the Empress isn`t wearing any clothes.

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President Trump Tells Brigitte Macron: You’re in Such Great Shape

“As President Trump and first lady Melania Trump met with their French counterparts, Trump told French first lady Brigitte Macron she was in `such great shape.`


According to AFP, as President Trump, 71, and Emmanuel Macron, 39, were saying goodbye to their wives, Trump looked Brigitte Macron, 64, up and down. He then said, `You know, you`re in such great shape…beautiful.`”


President Donald Trump is like that one friend that you don`t like inviting to your party, because he`ll ask the minister “How`s it hanging?,” tell the nun “I`ve been popping cherries since I was 16, just saying,” and who will compliment your obese friend “You look terrific for a lady who`s nine months pregnant.

Whenever Trump has a social interaction with a female you can always count on him to say the wrong thing, in the worst possible way. God forbid if she`s wearing a BAND-AID, he`s likely to scream: Bitc* get the hell away from me, I don`t want you bleeding all over me.

When Trump was introduced to the French president`s wife, he couldn`t help himself from uttering something inappropriate. He might as well told her: You better not gain any weight, or else your husband might trade you in for a younger model. Dear God I wish we could trade in our septuagenarian buffoon for a younger and more intelligent politician.

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