Evangelical Hypocrite Karen Pence Claims Trump Empowers Women

“Second lady Karen Pence faced fierce backlash on Twitter after she reportedly praised President Donald Trump for the way in which he treats young women.

According to The New York Times’ White House correspondent Katie Rogers, the wife of Vice President Mike Pence on Wednesday told a ‘Women for Trump’ discussion in St. Paul, Minnesota, that she likes the respect Trump has for his daughters and claimed he’d ‘empowered women like no other.’”

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Isaiah 5:20 King James Version (KJV) “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!”

Karen Pence is the Mother of all sanctimonious hypocrites, and there’s a special place reserved in hell for “Christians” like her who praise evil men.

At a “Women for Trump” meeting (that’s even more disturbing than “Virgins for Ron Jeremy”), she said that she likes the respect Trump has for his daughters and claimed that the serial sexual predator empowered women like no other. I’m overwhelmed by the “respect” Trump has for Ivanka, he’s been touching her inappropriately since she was a prepubescent girl. Prison is full of fathers who respect their daughters in similar fashion.

Mother needs to spend less time reading the Bible and more time reading the newspaper accounts of Trump’s long and disturbing history of insulting, groping and downright sexually assaulting women. Has Pence forgotten about the 2005 “Access Hollywood” video where Trump bragged about grabbing women by their genitals?

Because of women like Karen Pence real Christians and non-believers alike have lost all respect for white evangelicals. That special place in Hell reserved for Mother should be a room where Pence is locked in with a nude Trump and an endless supply of Viagra.

Read More: https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/10/10/karen-pence-praises-donald-trumps-treatment-of-young-women/23833261/

Mike Pence Desperately Tries to Distance Himself From Donald Trump

A footman servant was never too far behind his Lord and Maser, he had to be close by to serve meals and open and close doors, in short, he had to be at his Lord’s beck and call.

Mike Pence is always by his boss’s side, gazing lovingly at him while he spews nonsense. Pence’s brown nose is testament to how close he is figurately and literally to Trump’s fat ass.

Even though Trump and Pence are joined at the hip, the vice president is desperately trying to keep his distance from Trump’s intensifying Ukraine scandal. Those efforts are going particularly well, Trump deliberately enmeshed his second-in-command in his campaign to exert pressure on the leader of Ukraine. If Trump goes down, so will Pence, Barr, Mulvaney, Pompeo and all the other spineless cowards who are covering up for him.

When the shit hit the fan and the news of the Zelensky call broke, Trump told reporters:

“I think you should ask for VP Pence’s conversation, because he had a couple of conversations also.”

Trump rewarded Pence for his obsequiousness by throwing him under the bus.

NBC News’ Vaughn Hillyard asked Pence several times if he was aware the Trump administration was delaying aid to Ukraine to pressure Ukrainian President Vlodomyr Zelensky to go after Biden. A simple “yes” or “no” would have sufficed, but Pence filibustered and otherwise avoided answering the question.

Nothing illustrates Pence’s futile attempt to distance himself from Trump’s Ukraine scandal that his exchange with Hillyard.

Link to video: http://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari/watch/watch-pence-evades-repeated-questions-on-trump-s-ukraine-plot-70950469929

If Trump is Impeached Would a Pence Presidency be any Better?

President Donald Trump is melting down under the  heat of a serious impeachment inquiry, Democrats are emboldened and some Republicans are beginning to entertain the possibility, however remote, of Mike Pence becoming the 46th President of the United States.

Even though the evidence is overwhelming that Trump committed bribery and obstructed justice in the Ukraine whistleblower  scandal, the odds that a two-thirds majority of a Republican-controlled Senate would remove Trump from office are slim to none.

But events are moving at warp speed and momentum may lead to the unimaginable: enough Republican senators succumb to a mountain of evidence that Trump committed impeachable offenses, and they act like statesmen, put country over party and remove Trump from power.

Humor me and try to imagine a Pence presidency: on the plus side obscene tweets and toxic comments would be replaced by innocuous  thoughts and sanctimonious prayers and trysts with porn stars and Playboy bunnies would be replaced with prayer sessions with Franklin Graham and Robert Jeffress.

Some devout Muslims get prayer bumps on the forehead due to the friction generated by repeated contact of the forehead with the prayer mat during daily prayers; Pence the devout evangelical gets a brown nose by repeated contact of his nose with Trump’s rectum during his daily devotions.

Therefore I suspect little will change,  a sniveling little man who was obsequious to a tyrant won’t suddenly turn into a champion of the poor and disenfranchised when he assumes power.

Immigrants, minorities, gays and lesbians, and women will still be treated like dirt under a Pence administration, the only difference is that the new boss who is same as the old boss, will say a benediction before signing a bill that screws them over.

Karen Pence Takes to Twitter to Defend Trump and It’s Not Going Well

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“Karen Pence has joined Twitter to help with President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign. And it’s not exactly going well. The wife of Vice President Mike Pence created the account last month, and over the weekend shared a video announcing her intentions to help the 2020 campaign. After first revealing her likes ― painting, bike riding and reading ― she declared that she will be on the campaign trail ‘to help tell the story of what President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence are accomplishing in the Trump administration.’ She then called on Twitter users to ‘follow along to KEEP AMERICA GREAT!’ and shared some photos from campaign events as well as the Pence family pets.”

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Evangelical Christian Karen Pence has tipped her toes in the toxic playground that is Twitter, a profane world where the tender sensibilities of a believer are bound to be assaulted.

But then again, Mother is quite at home in the corrupt swamp that is the Trump administration, so I’m sure she’ll survive her foray in the social media wilderness.

Last month Mother created a Twitter account to help Trump’s 2020 campaign. She declared that she will be on the campaign trail to help tell the story of what Trump and her obsequious husband are accomplishing in the Trump administration.

Thanks, but no thanks. We don’t want to hear your sugar-coated bullshit, Rep. Adam Schiff and the House Intelligence Committee are going to expose Trump’s dastardly deeds.

Pence urged her Twitter users to “follow along to KEEP AMERICA GREAT.” Americans, especially Twitter users, are sick and tired of Trump making America a laughingstock and a disgrace, and we will make America Great Again by kicking Trump out of the White House, by any means necessary.

Read More:  https://www.huffpost.com/entry/karen-pence-donald-trump-twitter_n_5d887c4ae4b0957256b98ba1

Mike Pence Claims Triple Crown Winner American Pharoah Bit Him

“Vice President Mike Pence told Republican House members at a retreat in Baltimore on Friday that American Pharoah bit him so hard when he saw the 2015 Triple Crown winner that he nearly collapsed, according to a report by Lesley Clark of McClatchy’s DC Bureau.


Pence and Kentucky Rep. Andy Barr dropped by Ashford Stud in Versailles, Ky., on March 7, 2018, for a meet and greet with American Pharoah. During the visit, Pence – who referred to himself at Friday’s GOP gathering as a horse guy – said he held the horse briefly and American Pharoah bit me so hard on the arm, I almost collapsed.
‘I just gritted my teeth and smiled,’ Pence said, ‘because you know what? In our line of work, you’re going to get bit sometimes, but you keep fighting forward. And we did.'”


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Dermot Ryan, the manager of the stud farm seemed doubtful that American Pharaoh bit the vice president, describing the Triple Crown winner as a “sweet horse.”

Every politician worth his salt regales his audience with tall tales, witness Joe Biden’s epic story of his showdown with Corn Pop, the gangsta leader of the Romans.

I share Ryan’s skepticism, but horses are noble and intelligent creatures and they don’t suffer fools or politicians gladly. The race horse may very well have chomped on Pence’s arm.

Pence claims that he just gritted is teeth and smiled when the horse bit him, and doesn’t he have plenty of practice at gritting his teeth and smiling when he’s standing next to Trump as he utters sheer nonsense?


I just wish American Pharoah had chomped off his brown nose, and kicked him in the ass for good measure.

Read More: https://www.paulickreport.com/news/people/vice-grip-mike-pence-tells-unlikely-tale-of-being-bitten-by-american-pharoah/

Mike Pence’s Nose is Permanently Affixed to Donald Trump’s Rectum

On Sunday, the New York Times reported that Donald Trump had invited representatives of the Taliban to Camp David for peace talks over the objections of some top advisers, including National Security Advisor John Bolton and Vice President Mike Pence. 


In response Trump what he does best, lie. He tweeted:


“A lot of Fake News is being reported that I overruled the VP and various advisers on a potential Camp David meeting with the Taliban. This Story is False! I always think it is good to meet and talk, but in this case I decided not to.”


Pence and Trump are joined at the hip, or perhaps it would be more accurate to state that the VP’s nose is permanently affixed to his boss’s rectum. Therefore it comes as a surprise that Pence would disagree with Trump about such an important matter, but it’s not surprising Pence would deny that they disagreed. A parish priest is more likely to publicly disagree with the Pope, than Pence is to publicly declare that he doesn’t share the same opinion as the racist-in-chief on any issue.


Before you could say “Mike Pence has the brownest nose in Washington” Pence replied to to Trump’s tweet”


“That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision.”


Notice the sniveling sycophant channeled the stable genius in his tweet, adopting the president’s nomenclature and random capitalization.

What a spineless coward! The only thing that reeks more than Pence’s nose is his soul!

Karen Pence is a Scary Mother

“Second Lady Karen Pence was terrified after Donald Trump won the 2016 election — scared that the couple would go broke. ‘What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money!’ she railed at husband Mike Pence the day after Trump’s surprise victory, according to an upcoming book. ‘Who’s going to pay for my inaugural gown?’ Trump’s inaugural committee ended up picking up the tab for Karen Pence’s outfit, according to Tom LoBianco, author of ‘Piety & Power: Mike Pence and the Taking of the White House.’”

The New York Post

When Donald Trump’s vain fantasy of being the President of the United States became a real-life nightmare, Karen Pence was mortified and terrified.

Was the devout evangelical Christian terrified because she feared that the morally depraved real estate developer with a penchant for declaring bankruptcies to avoid paying contractors would lead America to financial ruin and moral depravity?

No. Mother was only thinking about herself, namely who was going to pay for her inaugural gown.  It’s totally in keeping with the mentality of a politician’s wife, that she expects someone, a lobbyist, a donor, or the government, to pay for her damn inaugural gown.

“What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money,” she screamed at her hapless husband. The Pences aren’t exactly in the poorhouse, Mike’s state and federal pensions pay him hundreds of thousands per year for the rest of his life. We’re not talking about a blue-collar family that is worried about how they will pay for their daughter’s prom dress.

Even had Mother worn the most expensive inaugural gown in the world, she would still look frumpy and dowdy. She’s no Melania Trump, that’s for damn sure.

I was terrified when Trump won the 2016 election, and I’m still terrified. Who will deliver us from the vulgar and incompetent Trumps and the sanctimonious and hypocritical Pences?

Read More:   https://nypost.com/2019/09/07/karen-pence-was-worried-about-going-broke-after-trump-won/

Mike Pence Wants to Expedite Capital Punishment for Mass Killers! What a Genius!

“The Department of Justice has drafted legislation that would expedite capital punishment for those found guilty of mass killings, according to a top Trump administration official.

Vice President Mike Pence’s chief of staff Marc Short told reporters Monday that the veep’s policy team has been working with Attorney General William Barr on the death penalty bill, which will likely be part of a larger gun control package the White House will try to sell to Congress amid a wave of shooting massacres, including the latest rampage in Texas that killed seven people.”

New York Post

The British landed on Plymouth Rock, and they quickly expanded their outpost to include most of the North American continent. How could they not prevail against the indigenous American tribes with God, and Manifest Destiny on their side? Surely the Jehovah of the Old Testament who commanded the Israelites to slaughter the Canaanites in order to occupy the Promised Land would grant them immunity to wipe out the Indians in the name of Jesus Christ and capitalism?

America was founded on blood and violence and to this day violence reigns supreme thanks to God-fearing Christians who make a fetish out of the 2nd Amendment.

Gun violence could be diminished if Congress expanded background checks, and outlawed assault rifles and high-capacity magazines, but instead Republicans rely on thoughts and prayers. How’s that working?

Now Mike Pence and the Department of Justice are really making a farce out of trying to stamp out mass murder by drafting legislation that would expedite capital punishment for those found guilty of mass killings.

Never mind that most mass killers commit suicide after quenching their blood thirst or commit suicide by cop.

I will sleep well tonight knowing that the thoughts and prayers of conservative Republicans and the excellent plan of Pence to expedite capital punishment for mass killers will stamp out the scourge of mass killings.

Iceland’s Prime Minister Snubs Mike Pence

Iceland’s leader has announced that she will skip U.S. Vice President Mike Pence’s visit to her Nordic nation, opting instead to keep ‘prior commitments’ by attending a trade union conference in Sweden.

Prime Minister Katrin Jakobsdottir said that she’s planned for months to give the keynote speech for the Council of Nordic Trade Unions’ annual meeting in Malmo, Sweden, on Sept. 3 — the day before Pence’s arrival. She has no plans to return the following day for his visit.

TIME

Iceland’s Prime Minister Katrin Jakobsdottir is my favorite leader of a foreign country, because she’s a dead ringer for Susan Dey circa 1970 and she’s no fan of the Trump administration.

The beautiful Prime Minister announced that she will skip Mike Pence’s visit to her country, citing a prior commitment to speak at a trade union conference in Sweden the day before the VP’s arrival.

It should be noted that Sweden is only about 1,000 miles from Iceland, but I take it she wouldn’t walk across the street to meet Pence.

Jakobsdottir is a leading crusader for abortion rights, LGBT rights and climate change, it’s not surprising she doesn’t want anything to do with the likes of Mike Pence.

Pence is getting an icy reception in Iceland, maybe the mayor of Reykjavik will deign to meet with the hapless vice president of the United States.

Read More: https://time.com/5658037/iceland-pm-skipping-pence-visit/

Donald Trump Will Never Replace Bobble-Head Doll Mike Pence With Nikki Haley

“President Donald Trump said Sunday he was very happy with Vice President Mike Penceand planned to keep him as his running mate in the 2020 election.”

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Trump judges the worthiness of a person solely on his loyalty to him, and Pence is the perfect second-in-command, he’s loyal, deferential and obsequious.

Whenever Trump makes an important announcement, Pence is placed behind him to serve as a bobble-head doll. The VP bobs his head up and down as he stares adoringly at his better half.

A bobble-head doll’s head is oversized compared to its body, but its huge head doesn’t indicate the presence of a big brain, indeed a bobble-head doll is synonymous with a blockhead idiot.

In political circles Pence may be referred to as a bobble-head doll, but everyday folks are more likely to use the street vernacular, chicken-head. According to the Urban Dictionary, a chicken-head is a woman who likes giving head, bopping up and down like a chicken.

Any way you slice it, Pence is Trump’s bitch, and just like a chicken-head will never get a sore neck from servicing her man, the VP will never tire of nodding his fool head of regardless what obscenity or absurdity emanates from the president’s sphincter-shaped mouth.

Pence doesn’t have to worry about Trump replacing him with Nikki Haley or anyone else, at least as long as he’s never cured from bobble-head doll syndrome.