Newest Gay Icon: 4-Year-Old Prince George

“A conservative British politician has lashed out at an LGBT news site for declaring their country`s future king a `gay icon.`

 

PinkNews used a photo of Prince George clutching his face while visiting a German helicopter compound with his father alongside an article headlined `People think Prince George looks fabulous in this new photo.`

`Prince George has become a gay icon overnight – at least, that`s what some people – sorry, his subjects – are saying on Twitter` the article began before quoting a series of social media posts about his supposedly feminine gesture.”

New York Daily News

Some conservatives reacted in shock to the gay publication`s characterization of 4-year-old Prince George as a gay icon, they claim that the young royal is being sexualized.

Bullocks! Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Cher, Madonna and Lady Gaga are all prominent gay icons, and there isn`t a gay man alive who fantasizes about these women as sexual objects.

To brand Prince George as a gay icon isn`t sexualizing him, it simply means that he embodies the gay aesthetic.

I have a finely tuned gaydar, in fact I have never been wrong when I guessed a celeb`s sexual orientation (male and female) sometimes decades before they came out of the closet.

The photograph of Prince George clutching his slightly tilted to the side face while wearing blue shorts is the gayest thing I have seen in my lifetime. Take is from someone who is infallible when it comes to guessing people`s sexual orientation, there is a 99.99 percent chance that little George will grow up to be gayer than Liberace.

The PinkNews article was tongue-in-cheek, conservative bitches need to get a clue.

Read More:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/gay-icon-picture-prince-george-sparks-conservative-outrage-article-1.3404035

Link to pic of Gay Icon Prince George:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/840218/prince-george-gay-icon-outrage-kate-middleton-news

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Internet Aghast at Lady Gaga Flashing Her Beer Belly At Super Bowl Halftime Show!

In the aftermath of Lady Gaga`s fantastic Super Bowl performance her music sales and streaming stats are soaring. Lady Gaga is on top of the world, but I must do my journalistic due diligence and bring her back down to Earth.

I will stipulate that Gaga killed it, girlfriend did everything right: She jumped into the stadium, sang her heart out, let her song selection do all the preaching, and left the fans thirsting for more of her royal highness.

But her bouncing beer belly left a sour taste in my mind, it`s utterly unforgivable for a female artist to perform before a worldwide audience of a billion wearing a midriff baring outfit exposing her disgusting fat belly.

Gaga may have spent months preparing and training for her time in the stadium spotlight, but it wouldn`t have killed her to have done a few sit-ups in preparation.

Lady Gaga would be well-advised not to make another public appearance wearing an outfit that exposes her midriff until she loses that fat belly.

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Robert Paul Reyes: My Death Wish List for 2017

The Grim Reaper was busy in 2016 culling the best and brightest from the realms of entertainment, sports and politics. The death of icons like Muhammad Ali, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher and John Glenn left a deep void in our culture.

The Grim Reaper never takes a holiday, and he will be busy again in 2017 snuffing out the brightest lights, but I hope he will take out these dim bulbs next year:

The Kardashian Sluts

The Kardashian women are indistinguishable from one another. They all have surgically-enhanced body parts, a penchant for dating black rappers and athletes, and a love for the limelight. They have no talent, and are famous for being famous. Let`s hope and pray they achieve immortality be dying together in a plane crash.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary is a decrepit old hag and she should have died years ago, but her pride and stubbornness will fortify her will into her 90`s. I`m keeping my fingers crossed that a killer clown will dispatch her to hell before she mounts yet another presidential campaign.

Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is older than Methuselah and as wicked as the devil, if she doesn`t die of Botox poisoning in 2017 there is no God.

Oprah Winfrey

If pride comes before a fall, then it`s high time that Oprah falls straight into the fiery pit of hell.

Katie Couric

The only thing that Couric ever had going for her was her perkiness, but age extinguished her perkiness decades ago, she`s past her expiration date.

Mariah Carey

Carey was one of the brightest stars of the 90`s, but nobody has nostalgia for that forgettable decade, and nobody would miss her if the Grim Reaper dragged her to hell.

Lady Gaga

Her final performance act in 2017 should be ritual suicide on stage.

Nicki Minaj

Barbie? Really? Barbie doesn`t have a grotesquely fat butt! Enough said!

Meryl Streep

Enough is enough! I hope the Grim Reaper takes her out before she`s nominated for yet another award.

Feminist

That means any feminist who complains that I included only women on my list.

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