Karen Pence is a Scary Mother

“Second Lady Karen Pence was terrified after Donald Trump won the 2016 election — scared that the couple would go broke. ‘What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money!’ she railed at husband Mike Pence the day after Trump’s surprise victory, according to an upcoming book. ‘Who’s going to pay for my inaugural gown?’ Trump’s inaugural committee ended up picking up the tab for Karen Pence’s outfit, according to Tom LoBianco, author of ‘Piety & Power: Mike Pence and the Taking of the White House.’”

The New York Post

When Donald Trump’s vain fantasy of being the President of the United States became a real-life nightmare, Karen Pence was mortified and terrified.

Was the devout evangelical Christian terrified because she feared that the morally depraved real estate developer with a penchant for declaring bankruptcies to avoid paying contractors would lead America to financial ruin and moral depravity?

No. Mother was only thinking about herself, namely who was going to pay for her inaugural gown.  It’s totally in keeping with the mentality of a politician’s wife, that she expects someone, a lobbyist, a donor, or the government, to pay for her damn inaugural gown.

“What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money,” she screamed at her hapless husband. The Pences aren’t exactly in the poorhouse, Mike’s state and federal pensions pay him hundreds of thousands per year for the rest of his life. We’re not talking about a blue-collar family that is worried about how they will pay for their daughter’s prom dress.

Even had Mother worn the most expensive inaugural gown in the world, she would still look frumpy and dowdy. She’s no Melania Trump, that’s for damn sure.

I was terrified when Trump won the 2016 election, and I’m still terrified. Who will deliver us from the vulgar and incompetent Trumps and the sanctimonious and hypocritical Pences?

Read More:   https://nypost.com/2019/09/07/karen-pence-was-worried-about-going-broke-after-trump-won/

Karen Pence Refused to Kiss Mike Pence After Trump Won the Election

“Karen Pence, the wife of Vice President Mike Pence, spurned her husband and wouldn`t even say hello to President Trump on Election Day 2016 when it became clear Trump won the White House, a new book about the campaign says.

After Pennsylvania was called for Trump giving him the win, Pence moved to kiss his wife, and she turned away.

`You got what you wanted, Mike. Now leave me alone,` she said, Michael Lewis writes in his book, `The Fifth Risk,` according to an excerpt published in The Guardian on Thursday.”

The New York Post

Karen Pence, hereafter referred to by her pet name “Mother,” is an evangelical Christian who reportedly was disgusted by Trump`s misogynist comments on the “Access Hollywood” tape. Like any evangelical Christian who hasn`t become inebriated on Kool-Aid she finds the president reprehensible.

As the wife of a veteran politician Mother knows that politics makes strange bedfellows, and she wouldn`t be too surprised if she caught her hubby in bed with a 20-something Bernie Sanders bro.

But when Pence agreed to become Trump`s running mate she must have been sick to her stomach. The Bible warns about being unequally yoked with unbelievers, and she must have imagined that the unholy union between her spouse and Trump sealed their damnation.

On election night when it became clear that Trump won the White House, Pence attempted to give Mother a celebratory kiss, but she rudely rebuffed him, saying “You got what you wanted, Mike. Now leave me alone.”

I doubt that Mike has received anything more than a peck on the cheek from Mother the last two years, and she`s probably permanently shuttered her back door, depriving him of the back door action that he craves.

If Mike doesn`t succeed Trump after impeachment or after the end of his term, I`m betting Mother will swiftly divorce him.

Read More:

https://nypost.com/2018/09/27/karen-pence-wouldnt-acknowledge-trump-after-he-won-election-book/

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Karen Pence Wears Slutty Dress Even Nicky Minaj Would be Embarrassed to Wear

“Second-lady Karen Pence is getting dragged for wearing a mall-bought dress that was too short and tight while meeting the King and Queen of Jordan this week.

To receive King Abdullah II bin Al-Hussein and Queen Rania on Monday, Karen, the wife of VP Mike Pence, wore a pink-and-black dress with a halter-and-tank style top, and pink, strappy shoes.”

AOL

Mike and Karen Pence are devout evangelical Christians, and they are circumspect in speech, demeanor and dress, in other words they are so ramrod straight that it would take pliers to remove the sticks from their arseholes.

Karen, 61, known as Mother to her hubby and close friends, wore a slutty dress while meeting with the King and Queen of Jordan that even Nicky Minaj would have second thoughts about wearing.

Mother`s belt was only an inch below her ample bosom, old men are known to hike up their pants up to their chests, but I`ve never seen an old hag favor such a look.

What a shameless hussy, I doubt she would don such a ratchet ensemble if she was meeting the Pope or Jerry Falwell Jr instead of Muslim royalty.

Mother must have got her hubby all hot and bothered by wearing such a scandalous dress in public, I bet he gave her the Mother of all holy poundings that night.

I never thought in a million years that I would be slut-shaming Karen Pence of all people, but girlfriend gave me a Mother of a sexual migraine.

I apologize if my essay induced anyone to vomit or to get shit-faced drunk.

Link to pic of slutty dress:

https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2018/06/27/second-lady-karen-pence-is-getting-dragged-for-wearing-an-inappropriate-dress/23469625/

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