Joe Biden is Old! Very Old! Too Old

Joe Biden is old. Very old. He looks old, and he acts old. His hair plugs and dentures are preternaturally white, and as natural looking as your grandma’s blue hair. His rictus grin wouldn’t be out of place in a slasher movie, it scares the bejesus out of voters, young and old.

Old men fall in to two camps, the harmless-looking and the creepy-looking, Biden is the quintessential creepy old codger. When Biden inappropriately touches a young woman, you cringe and pray that her soul wont’ be permanently defiled.

Biden would be 78 by the time he assumed office if elected next fall, making him the oldest first-term president in history. Donald Trump has proven that a septuagenarian doesn’t have the mental acuity or the physical stamina to be the Leader of the Free World. Are we really going to make the fatal mistake of replacing a 70-something racist with an almost 80-year old political hack with a penchant for groping young women and prepubescent girls?

Sen. Bernie Sanders is even older, he’d be 79 in January of 2021. Trump, Sanders and Biden belong in a convalescent home, not the White House.

Call me ageist if you will, but we don’t need another old white man in the Oval Office, especially when there are so many attractive young men and women running for president.

I’m sick and tired of Joe Biden and his gaffes, inappropriate touching, and out-of-touch moderate political policies.

I come to bury Biden, not to praise him, condone his moderate politics, or excuse his inappropriate fondling of young girls. It would be unforgivable if Democrats elect him as their presidential nominee

Time’s Up for Doddering Joe Biden

In spite of a series of gaffes and missteps in the last couple of weeks Joe Biden entered the first debate of the primary season as the clear frontrunner.

Biden felt emboldened by the heretical belief shared by most Democrats that the Democratic presidential hopefuls shouldn’t attack each other lest they weaken the eventual nominee. But politics ain’t beanbag and the natural order reasserted itself as the first debate saw most of the candidates takings swipes at the consensus leader.

But it wasn’t Bernie Sanders as expected who dealt the fatal blow, it was Kamala Harris who eviscerated the old doddering politician in a calm and strategic manner. “I do not believe you are a racist,” Harris told Biden, as she unveiled her attack, preemptively protecting herself from attacks by his supporters that she was accusing Obama’s veep of being a racist. She went on to say “it’s personal and it was actually hurtful to hear you talk about the reputations of two United States Senators who built their reputations and career on the segregation of race in this country.”

Throughout Harris’ scolding Biden had the chastened look of a Catholic schoolboy being reprimanded by a nun brandishing a ruler. Biden’s response is inconsequential and irrelevant, Harris did to Biden what Lloyd Bentsen did to Dan Quayle.

The most humiliating experience in Biden’s political career could have been avoided if he had simply apologized and admitted he made a mistake immediately after invoking segregationists as an example of being able to get along with everyone. Refusing to apologize only works for one politician, namely Donald Trump, because his base will forgive him for anything, literally anything.

“Anyway, my time is up,” Biden said, as he finished his dramatic interaction with Harris. He obviously meant that his allotted time from NBC moderators was up, but the television audience was thinking: Your time is up, you doddering old fool! We need a young, preferably minority woman to face off against Trump.

When a Democrat running for president invokes segregationists as an example of getting along with political foes his time is up! When a Democratic politician uses states’ rights to defend his position on busing his time is up. When a presidential hopeful is 76-years-old and seemingly incapable of speaking coherently his time is up!

The Old Stumbling Bumbling Joe Biden Returns

For the first six weeks of his campaign, Joe Biden largely drifted above the fray, a front-runner beyond the reach of the masses of the Democratic presidential field. His rivals publicly welcomed him into the race, and not a cross word was said about his moderate policy proposals or his advanced age.

For the first six weeks of his presidential campaign, Joe Biden engaged in a Hillary-like campaign: relaxing comfortably above the fray he barely deigned to acknowledge the existence of his myriad rivals.

His competitors publicly enthusiastically welcomed him into the race, and they treated him with the dame deference that functionaries in North Korea treat Kim Jong-un.

The heresy that Democratic presidential hopefuls shouldn’t speak ill of one another lest they weaken the eventual nominee had taken over the Democratic Party.

But politics ain’t beanbag, in fact it’s not even dodge ball, it’s a WWE Battle Royale where entertainment may be the name of the game, but the contestants suffer real physical injuries.

Miraculously, Biden survived the first six weeks of his campaign without suffering a major blunder, primarily because he barley campaigned and didn’t grant any interviews.

But you can always count on Biden to be Biden, and this week the real bumbling and stumbling Biden surfaced, and his opponents were quick to pounce.

In an unforgivable flub, for someone whose 1987 presidential run was derailed because of plagiarism, his campaign was forced to confess to plagiarizing a portion of the climate change plane he released this week.

On this same fateful week Biden reaffirmed his support of the Hyde Amendment – a measure banning federal funding for most abortions that’s universally opposed by his Democratic challengers – he reversed himself a couple of days later, saying he no longer supports the controversial measure.  

Biden’s rivals from the joke candidates like Rep. Seth Moulton (D-Mass.) to serious challengers like Sen. Elizabeth Warren were quick to attack him.

Enough with the kid gloves treatment, if Biden is to survive the Democratic Primary (which I doubt), a little roughing up by his rivals will do him good.

Joe Biden’s Horrendous Makeover

When a septuagenarian wants to make himself look spiffy for an important function, like attending his great-granddaughter’s wedding, he might buy new suspenders or change to a more discreet-looking pair of adult diapers.

But the stark reality is that when your most important meeting in the near future may be with the Grim Reaper, there’s not really much you can do to enhance your appearance.

Pray tell, what kind of a make-over can you get when you’re freaking 76-years-old and running for president, not of the Bingo club at your nursing home, but of the United States?

Well, if you’re Joe Biden, you go the cosmetic surgery route, like it’s going out of style. Biden has Botox, hair plugs, veneers and cosmetic surgery up the wazoo. No wonder it took him forever and a day to announce his candidacy, it takes time to make a septuagenarian, soon to be an octogenarian, look halfway presentable.

Biden was almost completely bald in his 20’s and he had hair plugs surgery in the 80’s when it was a new surgery procedure, and he looked like he had hair from his butt implanted into his scalp. Recently he filled in his frontal hairline to camouflage the god-awful 80 hair transplant, and now he looks less like Frankenstein and more like just a silly old man who is to vain to age gracefully.

Biden underwent a severe face lift that makes him look at best like a Cheshire Cat when he grins and at worst like a clown who just escaped from the pit of hell. Can you imagine the terror of an underage girl when Biden, sporting his rictus grin, approaches to give her an inappropriate hug?

Hillary Clinton was endlessly scrutinized for her appearance during the 2016 presidential election, so Biden should man up and put his big boy adult diapers on, and weather the ridicule of his appearance.

It’s Telling That Obama Hasn’t Defended Creepy Joe Biden

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden enjoyed a storybook friendship. In 2017 Obama tweeted: Happy Birthday to @JoeBiden my brother and the best vice president anybody could have. Obama even presented Joe with the Medal of Freedom. They were best buds, they golfed, jogged and attended basketball games together. During Obama`s tenure the most popular political meme was of Obama and Joe doing goofy things together.

The truth is that the Obama/Biden bromance was as fake as Donald Trump`s tan. Their friendship was phony from the start, Obama didn`t choose Biden as his running mate because they were simpatico, or because their policies were in alignment. As the first black presidential nominee of a major party Obama felt compelled to select a white elderly establishment vice president.

The true test of a friendship between a president and his vice president is how they relate to each other when they`re no longer in office. It`s noteworthy that Obama wants nothing to do with creepy Uncle Joe, they never socialize together and I doubt that he even returns Joe`s calls.

It`s interesting that in the 2016 presidential election, Obama didn`t publicly urge Biden to run against Hillary, and this time around not only has he failed to endorse Biden, but he`s failed to defend him from the accusations that he touches women and underage girls inappropriately.

Why is the media ignoring the fact that most of the females that Biden groped were underage girls? If it`s difficult for a grown woman to tell a powerful creep like Biden to back off when he invades her space and gropes her, it`s impossible for an innocent child to avoid an adult pervert`s unwanted hugs and kisses.

I`m not talking about alleged cases of groping, C-SPAN cameras captured dozens of real instances when Biden fondled, groped and otherwise molested young girls. But you won`t find one video or photograph of Biden groping Obama`s daughters, Obama would have beat him to a bloody pulp.

Obama is no longer pretending that Biden is just a harmless goof with a penchant for being too handsy, and neither should we. It`s incumbent on us, especially Democrats, to call out Biden for being a serial molester of innocent underage girls.

Donald Trump is Spot-On: Joe Biden is His Own Worst Enemy

Creepy Uncle Joe

“President Donald Trump said Friday that he is not worried about competition in 2020 from Joe Biden and that the former vice president will be his own worst enemy on the campaign trail.

`I don`t see Joe Biden as a threat. No, I don`t see him as a threat. I think he is only a threat to himself,` the president told reporters as he left the White House on Friday.”

Politico

I don`t look to Donald Trump for astute political commentary, it`s almost impossible to distinguish the noxious nonsense that he spews out in his rallies from the toxic gas that emanates from his rear end.

But the stable genius was spot-on in his assessment of Joe Biden as a potential rival. It`s manifest that Biden is his own worst enemy, when he`s not putting his foot in his mouth, he`s putting his hands on a woman or an underage girl.

America was shocked in 2016 when the most inexperienced and unqualified presidential candidate in history defeated Hillary Clinton, history will repeat itself if the Democrats elect Biden as their standard bearer.

Biden has experience up the wazoo, name recognition and the support of most moderate establishment Democrats, but his liabilities outweigh his assets. The geriatric politician has enough baggage to sink a luxury liner the size of the Titanic. He`s too old (chronologically and culturally), too white (in this election cycle Democrats are yearning for a woman or a minority to represent them), too moderate (he`s a fish out of water in a sea teeming with sharks the likes of Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Beto O`Rourke, Cory Booker and Kamala Harris), and too disrespectful of women and children, the #metoo generation will not tolerated an old geezer who gropes women and underage girls.

Dear fellow liberals I come to bury Joe Biden, not to praise him or make excuses for him. There are a dozen young, energetic, progressive female and minority presidential candidates who can defeat Trump. For God`s sake let`s bury Biden before he destroys our chance of retaking the White House.

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Creepy Joe Biden is Dead Man Walking

Joe Biden is dead man walking, the only question is whether he will do the right thing and decline to run for president or enter the race and be forced out after the inevitable gaffes and parade of groping victims shame him into retirement.

This isn`t an editorial written by a conservative desperate to destroy the leading Democratic challenger to Trump, this is an essay penned by a liberal, but most importantly a human being, who despises men who grope, and otherwise disrespect, women and underage girls.

Biden is dead meat, and Democrats would we well-advised to bury him, and champion presidential candidates who aren`t burdened with his excessive baggage.

Democrats are blessed with a plethora of attractive, qualified and charismatic candidates: Mayor Pete, Senator Cory Booker, Senator Kamala Harris, former Gov. John Hickenlooper, ex-San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, former Rep. John Delaney, former tech executive Andrew Yang and author Marianne Williamson.

These are all excellent presidential candidates who can thrive in the #metoo era, and defeat Donald Trump. I will extoll the virtues of these worthy candidates, while at the same time warn Democrats not to waste their treasure and energy propping up an old fossil.

How can we condemn Trump for his myriad transgressions, including his sexually predatory nature, while turning a blind eye to Biden`s decades-long history of groping women, and most troublesome, underage girls.

Repulsive Mike Huckabee Defends Creepy Joe Biden

Creepy Uncle Joe

Mike Huckabee is physically repulsive and spiritually depraved, he condemns and ridicules anyone who doesn`t subscribe to his Neanderthal evangelical faith.

His children inherited his homely looks and his cold-hearted religion. When his son David was 17-years-old he viciously killed a stray dog that had wandered onto the grounds of a Boy Scout camp where he was working as a counselor. David didn`t outgrow his violent disposition, when he was 26 he was arrested in a Little Rock airport when he attempted to board a plane carrying a loaded Glock pistol.

Of course we are all familiar with his daughter, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who has the same sweet disposition as her daddy and brother, and kills the truth on a daily basis.

The last thing Joe Biden needs right now as he is getting ready to announce his presidential candidacy in the midst of allegations of improper touching by Lucy Flores and other women is any support from Huckabee. In fact, when Huckabee defended Biden he very well may have put an end to the serial groper`s presidential aspirations.

This is what Huckabee had to see on the Fox Business Network:

“Well, it is creepy. But I have to say, I don`t think Joe Biden is a sexual predator. I think he`s a creepy old guy who is a little hands-on and all that. Biden`s behavior can`t be that bad because he was doing them in public. It wasn`t like he invited women up to a hotel room or office by himself. This is stuff he did with a thousand cameras on him and he did it anyway.”

That`s one way of looking at it, but I wonder what the hell Biden does to his great-nieces and great-granddaughters in private if he has the nerve to grope underage girls in public before the cameras.

Huckabee has done very little good in his public in his public life, but let`s hope that at least he`s put an end to Biden`s presidential dreams.

Lucy Flores Incident Isn’t an Aberration! Joe Biden Has Groped Dozens of Women and Underage Girls!

Pervert

Joe Biden leads all of the polls by virtue of his name recognition, and it helps that he hasn`t uttered a word as an official candidate. But as soon as he announces that he`s running his ratings will plummet — his gaffes will inevitably derail his candidacy.

Biden has often been compared to Hamlet for his indecisiveness, but he possesses none of the eloquence of Shakespeare`s protagonist. He is a bungling idiot whose foot invariably finds itself in his mouth, and whose hands invariably find themselves groping women and underage girls.

Biden has teased and toyed with the idea of running for president, seemingly forever. He`s talked about how close he is getting to making a decision, last I heard he was 95 percent certain of entering the fray. His supporters, donors and political operatives are desperately waiting for him to declare his candidacy.

But still nothing. Biden must be at home fiddling with his Camaro or diddling a young niece or great granddaughter.

While Biden is doing his Hamlet “to be or not to be act” his political career as a serial groper is crashing down on him.

Lucy Flores alleges that at a campaign even in 2014, when she was running for lieutenant governor, Biden accosted her from behind. The creep inhaled her hair, and planted a big sloppy kiss on the back of her head.

The Flores incident isn`t an aberration, Biden is a serial groper and there are dozens of women, and more disturbingly, underage girls that he has groped and otherwise sexually assaulted in his decades long career as a politician.

I`m hoping and praying that the #metoo movement will destroy his candidacy before it gets off the ground.

A 2020 face-off between serial sexual predator Donald Trump and serial molester of young girls Joe Biden will mean the end of our democracy.

Joe Biden’s Penchant for Pawing Underage Girls is a Disqualifier

In 2007 before he totally flamed out of the presidential race Joe Biden “complimented” Barack Obama:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that`s a storybook, man.”

The guy is a gaffe machine, his foot is always in his mouth and his hands are always caressing underage girls.

That statement could have been uttered by a White Nationalist, but Biden usually gets the benefit of the doubt from the mainstream press that`s transfixed by his quirky albeit creepy personality.

It`s 2019 and Biden still has that glint in his eye, your guess is as good as mine, if it indicative of presidential ambitions or a craving for young girls.

Most political pundits expect Biden to finally enter the presidential race sometime in April. It`s been reported that he is mulling over choosing Stacey Abrams as his vice presidential running mate. Abrams is Biden`s kind of African American: articulate, bright, clean and a nice-looking gal.

Actually Abrams is considering a presidential run herself, and I hope she doesn`t damage her credibility by considering Biden as her running mate.

Biden knows that his time has come and gone: he`s too moderate, too freaking old, and too much of a sexual pervert to run for the Democratic presidential nomination in this woke generation. But I must concede that he would make an excellent Republican presidential candidate.

Biden`s despicable and transparent attempt to appear relevant by invoking the name of a black woman as a possible running mate, is proof positivethat the old fossil should be buried once and for all.