Karen Pence Wears Slutty Dress Even Nicky Minaj Would be Embarrassed to Wear

“Second-lady Karen Pence is getting dragged for wearing a mall-bought dress that was too short and tight while meeting the King and Queen of Jordan this week.

To receive King Abdullah II bin Al-Hussein and Queen Rania on Monday, Karen, the wife of VP Mike Pence, wore a pink-and-black dress with a halter-and-tank style top, and pink, strappy shoes.”

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Mike and Karen Pence are devout evangelical Christians, and they are circumspect in speech, demeanor and dress, in other words they are so ramrod straight that it would take pliers to remove the sticks from their arseholes.

Karen, 61, known as Mother to her hubby and close friends, wore a slutty dress while meeting with the King and Queen of Jordan that even Nicky Minaj would have second thoughts about wearing.

Mother`s belt was only an inch below her ample bosom, old men are known to hike up their pants up to their chests, but I`ve never seen an old hag favor such a look.

What a shameless hussy, I doubt she would don such a ratchet ensemble if she was meeting the Pope or Jerry Falwell Jr instead of Muslim royalty.

Mother must have got her hubby all hot and bothered by wearing such a scandalous dress in public, I bet he gave her the Mother of all holy poundings that night.

I never thought in a million years that I would be slut-shaming Karen Pence of all people, but girlfriend gave me a Mother of a sexual migraine.

I apologize if my essay induced anyone to vomit or to get shit-faced drunk.

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Who Is More Reprehensible Donald Trump or Mike Pence?

“Conservatives in and out of Washington were alarmed by President Trump`s joint press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday, where the American leader refused to affirm the conclusions of U.S. intelligence agencies that Putin`s Russia meddled in the 2016 presidential election.

`But where some national security experts saw a president who appears to be `wholly in the pocket of Putin,` Vice President Mike Pence saw quite the opposite. `What the world saw, what the American people saw, is that President Donald Trump will always put the prosperity and security of America first,` Pence said, per NBC News` Peter Alexander.”

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What most Americans witnessed in Helsinki was the most obsequious and treasonous display by an American president on the world stage. Even Trump`s most delusional supporters spoke out in outrage against his betrayal of our democracy.

Trump behaved like a fanboy invited on stage to meet Harry Styles, your guess is as good as mine why the Orange Buffoon walked bowlegged off the stage.

Mike Pence declared “What the world saw, what the American people saw, is that President Donald Trump will always put the prosperity and security of America first.”

Pence`s statement would be correct only if he substituted the word “America” with “Russia.”

Never mind alternative facts, Pence is living in an alternative reality. Pence has his head so far up Trump`s ass, and Trump has his head so far up Putin`s ass that you can smell these arseholes from a mile away.

Pence`s incredible statement only proves that we must get rid of Trump and Pence by any means necessary.

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http://theweek.com/speedreads/785121/mike-pence-lauds-trumpputin-presser-trump-always-prosperity-security-america-first

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Next Air Force One Will be Red, White and Blue (Same Colors as Russian Flag)

“The next generation of Air Force One will abandon the planes` traditional color scheme in favor of red, white and blue, President Donald Trump told CBS News, confirming reports about changes to the planes` iconic look.”

USA Today

Trump eagerly discussed the new color scheme with reporters, perhaps he wanted to take his mind off another flying machine that`s been in the news lately, the Baby Trump blimp.

The traditional color of scheme of light blue and white is soothing and understated, appropriate for a superpower confident in its own power.

The new color scheme will be red, white and blue, the same colors as the American flag and the Russian flag. I wouldn`t be surprised if the plane`s paint job resembles the Russian flag more than it does Old Glory.

The planes aren`t expected to be completed until January 2025 after Trump leaves office, so maybe he will restrain himself from going overboard with the new paint scheme.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/07/18/donald-trump-air-force-one-red-white-and-blue-cost-3-9-billion/794735002/

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The Day After Helsinki Donald Trump Attempts Cleanup

Shameful! Disgraceful! A bad day for the United States! The most serious mistake of his presidency! That wasn`t how the usual suspects at CNN and MSNBC characterized the joint press conference Monday by American President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki at the end of their summit. That was the assessment of senior Republicans, even Fox News anchors condemned Trump`s buffoonery.

Trump`s statements at Helsinki were embarrassing, and dare I say it treasonous! Upon his return to America he should have been tarred, feathered and ridden out of town on a rail, or at least censured by the Senate.

When even ” Fox and Friends” anchor Brian Kilmeade panned Trump`s performance he knew he had to do or say something, immediately. And so a day after his much-maligned news conference with his BFF Putin, Trump attempted some damage control saying “I accept the findings of the U.S. intelligence community that Russia interfered in the 2016 presidential campaign.” But then he veered off the script that was written for him and suggested that others may have interfered in the election. I guess we`re back to that 400-pound hacker meddling in our elections from his basement.

Nothing`s changed, Trump has claimed to accept the conclusion of our intelligence agencies before, only to almost immediately cast doubts on their loyalty and professionalism.

One of Trump`s most damaging statements at Helsinki was when he said he saw no reason why it WOULD be Russia that interfered. In his ridiculous attempt to clean up his mess he said he meant to say he saw no reason why it WOULDN`T be Russia.

Unfortunately for Trump it wasn`t just one line that ruined an otherwise masterful performance, his entire performance was a travesty. Trump was offered multiple opportunities to speak truth to power, or semi-power, and strongly denounce Russia`s actions, but instead he placed blame on the FBI and said that he had confidence in both parties – the U.S. intelligence community and Russia.

He went so far as to say that Putin`s denial of having been involved in the election was extremely strong and powerful.

Trump`s Helsinki fiasco will live in infamy, his patented strategy of making Americans forget about a colossal blunder by pointing to a shiny object won`t work, he is permanently weakened on the world stage and in the homeland.

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Donald Trump’s European Visit Was an Unmitigated Disaster

Category 5 Hurricane Donald Trump has wreaked devastation on Europe, and on Monday he will arrive in Helsinki, Finland for a summit with Russian Federation president-for-life Vladimir Putin.

Putin will welcome his American comrade with open arms, Trump has done more to achieve Russian objectives than all of the Russian intelligence agencies combined. Helping Trump win the election is the most successful intelligence operation in world history. When Trump dies his final resting place should be in a mausoleum right next to Lenin`s in Red Square.

Trump`s European visit was an unmitigated disaster for America`s reputation and for our relationships with our most valued and trusted allies.

Trump`s first stop was in Brussels, Belgium for the NATO alliance summit. Trump treated the 70-year-old alliance that prevented the Soviet Union from devouring Europe, and has been a bulwark against international terrorism with contempt and disdain. Trump presided over the gathering as if he was a Mafia Godfather lambasting his underbosses for failing to give him his proper share.

At the NATO summit Trump accused Germany of being captive to Russia; German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who grew up in East Berlin under Russian occupation, vigorously defended herself against Trump`s false charges.

It took a lot of chutzpah for Trump to accuse Germany of being captive to Russia considering he owes his election victory to Putin. If anyone is captive to Putin it`s Trump, he has failed to speak out against Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election, and he hasn`t criticized Putin for his intervention in Syria or for capturing Ukrainian territory by military force.

Trump`s next stop was England where he ridiculed UK Prime Minister Theresa May`s Brexit strategy and praised Boris Johnson was had just resigned from her cabinet over Brexit. With a friend like Trump, who stabs May in the back when she`s at her most vulnerable, who needs enemies?

Imagine the Sex Pistols in the late 70`s playing a gig at the Salt Lake Temple, that`s how much devastation Trump`s European visit caused.

I`m sure Trump will enjoy his bonding session with fellow autocrat Putin, their plan of destroying America`s international reputation, weakening the European Union and diminishing NATO`s effectiveness is working to perfection.

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Donald Trump Is Not My President!

The phrase “President Donald Trump” is an oxymoron, and many journalists, commentators and bloggers refuse to describe him in such terms. In fact, a substantial number of Americans don`t consider Trump their president, and they refuse to legitimize his administration in any way.

This is not simply a case of sour grapes over losing the election, Trump is uniquely unqualified, morally, ethically and intellectually to be president of the greatest democracy in history. Expecting patriotic Americans to accept the legitimacy of the Trump administration is akin to expecting Roman Catholics to accept Richard Dawkins as the Pope or Iranians to recognize Cardi B as their new Supreme Leader.

Something went horribly wrong on November 8, 2016, in a multiverse with an infinite number of universes ours is the only world where Trump won the presidential election. Even if you don`t believe in the multiverse theory of quantum physics or a sadistic deity who delights in playing practical jokes, you know there`s something rotten in Denmark.

So what does it mean in practical terms for a journalist or blogger not to accept the validity of the Trump administration? It means that we shouldn`t treat Trump as if he were an Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan or even a George W. Bush. Cable new networks shouldn`t broadcast his campaign speeches live, his tweets shouldn`t be parsed as if they were Shakespeare sonnets, and the White House press conferences, presided over by lying sycophant Sarah Huckabee Sanders, shouldn`t be telecast.

Donald Trump is a clown, buffoon, ignoramus and bully, and the racist bastard doesn`t deserve our respect. To hell with the argument that he deserves the benefit of the doubts that accrue to his office, he is an aberration and an abomination, and it`s incumbent upon patriots to dedicate their lives to get rid of him by any means necessary.

“Impeach Trump” shouldn`t just be the cry of leftist radicals, this chant should be heard everywhere, from the smallest rural towns to our greatest cities.

Not My President! Not now! Never!

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Donald Trump Isn’t a Macho Man, He’s a Petulant Toddler

The toxic masculinity of conservatives is having a corrosive effect not just on politics, but on society at large. How can we convince our children they shouldn`t curse when they see Trump uttering profanities with abandon?

Republicans regard Donald Trump as the epitome of masculinity, they believe his bellicose rhetoric has earned the respect of our allies and enemies, and they point to North Korea as exhibit number one. They argue that Kim Jong-un would never have agreed to a peace summit if their Masculine Messiah hadn`t intimidated him into acquiescence by calling him “Little Rocket Man” and “sick puppy.”

The fact is that Jong-un didn`t agree to peace talks because of Trump`s macho words or tough sanctions, he intuited that Trump has built up expectations so high that even if the Singapore summit produced nothing but vague promises and flowery rhetoric, the president had painted himself into a corner and would pronounce the summit a bigly victory.

Indeed that`s exactly what happened, Trump is just the latest American president rolled by the North Korean dynasty. North Korea is upgrading a major nuclear research facility despite Trump`s claim that Jong Un has vowed to disarm, according to new satellite images. To add insult to injury right after Mike Pompeo has described the latest round of talks as “productive and in good faith,” the North Koreans accused the Americans of acting like gangsters.

Trump`s manly demeanor and coarse language has resulted in the coarsening of public discourse, and it`s made America the laughingstock of the world.

Masculinity doesn`t mean that you curse like a sailor and act like a bully, it means that you disarm your enemy with facts and eloquence, and you treat everyone with respect.

Donald Trump isn`t a macho man, he`s a petulant toddler, and on the same day we impeach and remove him from office he will become an irrelevant and cranky loser.

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Donald Trump Thrives Delivering Campaign Speeches

It`s been three years since Donald Trump descended the gold escalator at Trump Tower to deliver his presidential announcement speech in which he described Mexican immigrants as racist. Trump`s speeches during the presidential campaign were must-watch TV, it was intoxicating watching an Elmer Gantry working a partisan crowd.

Trump`s stump speeches were aired on MSNBC, CNN and Fox News, the blowhard shyster was ratings gold, and the cable news outlets covered him as if he were Jesus Christ on his 2nd Coming Tour.

Left-leaning CNN and MSNBC no longer cover Trump`s addresses from beginning to end, they only play snippets that expose him as a moron. Fox News, which behaves as a propaganda arm for the White House, still airs his orations in full.

Ostensibly Trump makes speeches in support of a GOP politician who is running for re-election in November, but he barley mentions the candidate, and he spends almost all of the time bragging about his so-called accomplishments.

But why is Trump still delivering campaign-style speeches almost two years into his term? What is the point of a Trump rally in 2018? His shtick is well-worn and tired: he walks out to the stage to Lee Greenwood and departs inexplicably to “You Can`t Always Get What You Want.” In between there are lies, insults and incomprehensible blather punctuated by chants of “Lock her up!” and “Build the wall!”

It`s a mystery what audiences get out of Trump`s tired routine, but it`s manifest what he gets out of it. Trump is a narcissist and megalomaniac who needs adulation as much as he needs oxygen. When Trump delivers a speech he knows that he will be treated like a rock star, and that his idiotic comments will be covered extensively by the cable news networks.

The Trump rally is a mainstay of his administration, unfortunately we will be subjected to them right through the final month of his first term.

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Giant Trump Baby Will Fly Over London for Donald Trump’s Visit

“Plans to fly a giant inflatable figure depicting Donald Trump as a baby over London during the US presidents visit have been approved.

Mr Trump is due to meet Theresa May at 10 Downing Street on 13 July.”

BBC

Friday the 13th will be an unlucky day for Donald Trump, he will suffer the humiliation of watching Trump Baby fly over London when he meets with British Prime Minister Theresa May.

To add insult to injury London Mayor Sadiq Khan gave the permission for the balloon to fly, you might remember that Trump unfairly attacked Khan in the aftermath of the London Bridge attack.
Trump Baby is a perfect representation of Trump, from its tiny hands to its ridiculous yellow hair to its permanently agape mouth.

The @realDonaldTrump is a notoriously thin-skinned narcissist who erupts in a Twitter rage at the slightest perceived insult, Trump Baby is also thin-skinned and he`s at the mercy of birds of the air and their sharp beaks.

Trump is a fat blimp full of hot air although he will never achieve enough lifting force to get off the ground; Trump Baby is full of helium and fortunately to the amusement of onlookers and the consternation of the American president he will soar in the skies over London.

Trump Baby is legitimate protest and a glorious expression of free speech, if I had discretionary income I would fly to London to witness this marvelous historical moment.

Fly Trump Baby, Fly High and Proud!

Should Patriotic Americans Celebrate Independence Day Under the Fascist Trump Regime?

President Donald Trump celebrated Independence Day by golfing and setting of an explosion of incendiary tweets, in which he lied about President Barack Obama secretly granting citizenship to thousands of Iranians as part of the nuclear disarmament negotiations, called a congresswoman crazy and corrupt, and for good measure misspelled “Independence Day.”

But how should patriotic Americans celebrate the Fourth of July under the Trump regime that`s declared war on the institutions and principles that we celebrate on this uniquely American holiday, namely freedom of the press, an independent judiciary, and welcoming immigrants with love?

It`s hardly surprising that according to Gallup fewer than half of adults, 47 percent, call themselves extremely proud to be an American.

I`m not feeling very patriotic, would it be a sham to celebrate the Fourth with fireworks, knowing that Trump has made America a pariah in the international community?

America will survive the infestation of the criminal Trump family and his enablers in Congress, and with a view towards the future I will celebrate Independence Day!

But at the same time I will continue to denounce Trump`s fascist and racist policies, and this essay is proof that the fireworks and revelry of this holiday won`t distract me from fighting the evil Trump regime.

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