Who’s the Most Dysfunctional Couple: Bill and Hillary Clinton or Donald and Melania Trump?

“Melania Trump won`t be attending the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, and some are speculating that her cancellation is a subliminal message to her husband, Donald Trump.

For one thing, it came on their 13th wedding anniversary, and Inside Edition notes that the first lady has kept a low profile since the allegations that her husband paid $130,000 in hush money to a porn actress who uses the name Stormy Daniels.

Huffington Post

The Trumps are the most dysfunctional couple to occupy the White House since the Clintons.

Bill and Hillary Clinton were both skirt-chasers, Slick Willy was reckless in his pursuit of tail, Hillary was more discreet since she had to maintain the fiction that she was heterosexual and not a butch lesbian.

Hillary was indifferent to her hubby`s sexcapades, she only objected when he bedded trailer trash vixens beneath their station.

I doubt that Bill and Hillary ever consummated their marriage, and don`t bring up Chelsea because we all know that Webb Hubbell was her baby daddy.

Melania has publicly admitted that she married Donald Trump for his money, they sleep in separate bedrooms in the White House, and they have little interaction with each other.

Melania has been filmed on various occasions swatting away Trump`s deformed little hand when he tried to hold her hand. You can bet that when he approaches her in the privacy of the White House with his tiny pecker, she swats it away in disgust.

Melania isn`t quite as forgiving as Hillary about her husband`s indiscretions, she doesn`t like to be publicly humiliated. Melania knew what she was getting into when she married the lecherous bastard, but she must have been furious when it was disclosed that he had an affair with a porn star.

The Bill and Hillary show lasted eight years, hopefully the Melania and Donald reality show will last less than four years. I`m hoping that the racist buffoon will be impeached when the Democrats take control of both houses of Congress in the midterm elections.

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Fire Breaks Out at Bill and Hillary Clinton’s Chappaqua House

“Police in New Castle, New York, have confirmed a fire at the home of Bill and Hillary Clinton in Chappaqua, a town north of New York City.

Police declined to give further details on the fire at 15 Old House Lane where the Clintons have lived for nearly 20 years after buying it for $1.7 million in 1999.

Scanner reports said it was a bedroom fire and has been extinguished.

The house, built in 1889, features five bedrooms over 5,232 square feet and a pool on its 1.1 acres.”

USA Today

I am not going to hypocritically claim that I`m glad Bill and Hillary Clinton weren`t home at the time. I wish to God that Hillary had been home trying out new pantsuits, and that the fat heifer was engulfed in flames before she could run out the front door. I would be delighted with any scenario that precludes the witch from ever running for office again.

According to USA Today the fire started in a bedroom, leading some who are unfamiliar with Bill and Hillary`s marriage to conclude that things got so steamy between the amorous couple that they set the damn house on fire.

Truth be told theirs is a marriage of political convenience, Slick Willy is a philanderer and Hillary is a straight-up lesbian, I seriously doubt if they have ever enjoyed conjugal bliss.

The Clintons have lived in Chappaqua for a couple of decades, but they have probably been together in their home only a handful of times. The Clintons own several properties, and they`re not going to be under the same roof if they can help it.

2018 almost started off in a terrific manner, but sad to say Bill and Hillary Clinton are alive and well.

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For God’s Sake Bill Clinton Embrace Your Black Son, Danney Williams

“Danney Williams is tenaciously pursuing a relationship with the man he claims is his father.

Williams, who asserts Bill Clinton is his real father and has publicly asked the former president for a paternity test, took to Twitter on Sunday to wish his `dad` Happy Father`s Day.

`Even though you abandoned me and only took care of Chelsea, I still want to thank you for giving me life,` Williams wrote.

About 30 minutes later, he continued, `I`m not looking for sympathy nor welfare, I just wish you didn`t forget about me.`”

American Mirror

Bill Clinton is fondly referred to as the first black president, so it`s not surprising that he sired a black son. Slick Willy had a penchant for trolling trailer parks in search of white women of dubious virtue, but occasionally he also ventured into housing projects in search of prostitutes.

According to the Daily Mail in 1984 Bill Clinton jogged by a housing project where he met a prostitute named Bobbie Ann Williams. Clinton didn`t talk politics with her, but you could say they discussed economics, they settled on $200 for sexual intercourse.

When she found herself pregnant in 1985 Williams suspected that it was Clinton`s love child, she informed Clinton of the pregnancy, he denied paternity. Decades later Clinton is still denying he`s the baby daddy, and he refuses to take a paternity test.

Bill Clinton has done very few admirable things in his life, but I admire him for accepting Chelsea as his daughter, even though she`s a dead ringer for her real father, Webb Hubbell, Hillary`s former law partner.

If Clinton accepts the homely Chelsea as his daughter even though he`s not the father, then he should certainly accept the handsome Williams as his son.

Could it be that the first black president is prejudiced against blacks and doesn`t hesitate to claim lily-white Chelsea as his daughter, but is repulsed by the fact that black Williams is his son?

For God`s sake do the right thing and embrace your son!

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