Herschel Walker: ‘I Would Pit My Resume Against Barack Obama’s’

“Herschel Walker said on ‘Fox & Friends’ Wednesday he’d pit his résumé against former President Barack Obama’s ‘any time of the day.’”

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In a perfect world, and we all know this is far from a perfect world, Herschel Walker wouldn’t be taken seriously as a candidate for dog catcher in a small town.

Despite no experience in government, credible accusations of paying for two women to have abortions in contradiction to his vehement anti-abortion stance, history of violence against women, history of multiple personality disorder, having almost as many out-of-wedlock children as Nick Cannon, and lying almost as much as Donald Trump, Walker is in a tight race with the incumbent, Democratic Sen. Ralph Warnock.

In today’s highly polarized electorate, Republicans would vote for a wilted head of cabbage instead of the highly qualified Warnock. A case could be made that a wilted head of cabbage has more gravitas, intelligence, personality and good looks than Walker.

This Walker, this sorry excuse for a human being, this steaming pile of human shit dares to declare that he would pit his resume against Barack Obama.

Before Obama made history as the first black president of the United States, he already had an illustrious resume: he graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard Law, won election as President of the Harvard Law reviews and was a lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School.

All I have to say to Walker is: Bitch, please!

Michelle Obama Would be the Perfect Running Mate for Joe Biden

Joe Biden says he would take Michelle Obama to be his running mate for the 2020 presidential election.

The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee told KDKA’s Jon Delano that the former first lady would be a strong addition as VP if he thought she would accept the nomination.

‘I’d take her in a heartbeat,’ Biden said on Monday. ‘She’s brilliant. She knows the way around. She is a really fine woman. The Obamas are great friends.’

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Vice presidents have so little to do and so little influence on the president’s policies, that Franklin D. Roosevelt’s vice president, John Nance Garner, famously described the vice presidency as being “not worth a bucket of warm piss.”

But in this election cycle with an incumbent septuagenarian and a septuagenarian challenger it’s vitally important whom Joe Biden selects as his running mate.

Biden, 77, Is in obvious physical and mental decline and he’s fortunate that because of the coronavirus pandemic he doesn’t have to undergo the rigors of a traditional general election campaign. I don’t think he could survive a general election campaign, let alone a four-year term.

Biden has already committed to choosing a woman as his running mate and many eminently qualified females are in the mix: Sen. Kamala Harris, Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Sen. Elizabeth Harris …

But choosing Michelle Obama would guarantee Biden victory; she’s relatively young, universally admired, blessed with unmatched name recognition and definitely qualified.

The only problem is that Obama has shown no interest in being Biden’s running mate. In fact, in her bestselling memoir, Becoming, released in 2018 she wrote:

“I’ll say it here directly: I have no intention of running for office, ever.”

Let’s pray that she will change her mind for the good of the country. The racist Trump has done everything possible to reverse and undo Barack Obama’s accomplishments and it would be poetic justice if he lost to a Biden/Obama ticket.

Happy 5-Year Anniversary to Obama’s Tan Suit

The Trump administration is a toxic swamp; when the short-fingered vulgarian isn’t cozying up to a dictator he’s demeaning and degrading a trusted ally. Every day Trump posts a shocking tweet to make the electorate forget about the scandal du jour. Every Cabinet member is either embroiled in a scandal or lying to cover up a Trump scandal.

It’s no wonder that folks look back with nostalgia at the scandal-free Obama presidency. But we forget that there was one scandal that roiled the Obama administration, five years ago today Tan-Gate almost led to Obama’s impeachment.

Obama had the temerity to wear a tan suit to a White House briefing: fashionistas sensibilities were offended, pundits were outraged, and evangelists wondered if it portended the End of the World.Lou Dobbs called it “shocking”, while Republican congressman Peter King said it represented Obama’s “lack of seriousness” in the wake of recent ISIS attacks.

When Obama donned the infamous tan suit created by the late tailor Georges de Paris conservatives reacted as if he’d dressed like a pimp from a 1970’s blaxploitation flick.

How I wish Obama was still the president, he has more integrity in his pinkie than the vulgar racist buffoon has in his entire obese body.

It’s Telling That Obama Hasn’t Defended Creepy Joe Biden

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden enjoyed a storybook friendship. In 2017 Obama tweeted: Happy Birthday to @JoeBiden my brother and the best vice president anybody could have. Obama even presented Joe with the Medal of Freedom. They were best buds, they golfed, jogged and attended basketball games together. During Obama`s tenure the most popular political meme was of Obama and Joe doing goofy things together.

The truth is that the Obama/Biden bromance was as fake as Donald Trump`s tan. Their friendship was phony from the start, Obama didn`t choose Biden as his running mate because they were simpatico, or because their policies were in alignment. As the first black presidential nominee of a major party Obama felt compelled to select a white elderly establishment vice president.

The true test of a friendship between a president and his vice president is how they relate to each other when they`re no longer in office. It`s noteworthy that Obama wants nothing to do with creepy Uncle Joe, they never socialize together and I doubt that he even returns Joe`s calls.

It`s interesting that in the 2016 presidential election, Obama didn`t publicly urge Biden to run against Hillary, and this time around not only has he failed to endorse Biden, but he`s failed to defend him from the accusations that he touches women and underage girls inappropriately.

Why is the media ignoring the fact that most of the females that Biden groped were underage girls? If it`s difficult for a grown woman to tell a powerful creep like Biden to back off when he invades her space and gropes her, it`s impossible for an innocent child to avoid an adult pervert`s unwanted hugs and kisses.

I`m not talking about alleged cases of groping, C-SPAN cameras captured dozens of real instances when Biden fondled, groped and otherwise molested young girls. But you won`t find one video or photograph of Biden groping Obama`s daughters, Obama would have beat him to a bloody pulp.

Obama is no longer pretending that Biden is just a harmless goof with a penchant for being too handsy, and neither should we. It`s incumbent on us, especially Democrats, to call out Biden for being a serial molester of innocent underage girls.