IS HILLARY A LESBIAN?
Is the Pope Catholic? Is the sky blue? Bitc* please! Damn skippy she is! Not that there`s anything wrong with being a lesbian, but being too cowardly to come out of the closet, and trying to fool the public into thinking you`re straight by entering into a marriage of political convenience with Bill Clinton is just wrong, wrong, wrong!
WILL HILLARY CHOOSE ELIZABETH WARREN AS HER RUNNING MATE?
No! Warren is too headstrong for Hillary`s taste, she will choose a seasoned politician she can make her bitc*, most likely Sen. Tim Kaine.
IS BILL CLINTON THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF CHELSEA CLINTON?
Yes, who else would knock boots with Hillary?
IF HILLARY WINS WILL THERE BE A SEX SCANDAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
Yes, both she and her hubby will have intimate relationships with female interns
WHAT WILL HILLARY DO IF SHE LOSES TO DONALD TRUMP?
Retire from politics, and break the glass ceiling by becoming the first female celebrity spokesperson for reverse mortgages.
WHAT DOES HILLARY WEAR UNDERNEATH HER PANTSUIT?
Even a freak like me ain`t touching that one!
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