Donald Trump Doesn’t Know England From the UK From a Hole in the Ground

“Trump appeared not to know the difference among the United Kingdom, Great Britain and England during a rally in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, on Thursday night.

`I have great respect for the U.K., United Kingdom, great respect,` said Trump. `People call it Britain. They call it Great Britain. They used to call it England, different parts.`

Folks online were keen to point out that Great Britain consists of England, Scotland and Wales – and the United Kingdom is made up of those three countries, plus Northern Ireland. They also noted how the country of England is most definitely still called England, despite Trump`s claim.

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When Trump delivers a stump speech at a rally it`s a stream of consciousness flood of lies, insults and nonsense; it`s difficult to discern if the words are emanating from his sphincter-like mouth or his actual a-hole.

It`s safe to assume there`s no atlas in his mind, and he confuses England from the United Kingdom from a hole in the ground. It`s a sorry state of affairs when the putative Leader of the Free World doesn`t know jack about geography.

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but everybody who isn`t a wanker calls our ally “England.”

I wouldn`t be surprised if Prime Minister Theresa May, whom some idiots call “President,” sends an email to Trump requesting that he never set foot on English soil again.

Every time Trump opens his trap he proves that he`s no stable genius, but a man of dubious intelligence, otherwise know as a fuc*ing moron.

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Donald Trump Says Americans Need a Photo ID to Go Grocery Shopping! Wanker!

“US President Donald Trump has been accused of being out of touch with voters after saying Americans need identification to go shopping.

At a rally in Tampa, Florida, he said: `You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID.`”


In 1992, when President George H.W. Bush was amazed by a grocery store barcode scanner the story went viral in the pre-internet age because it fit the stereotype of Bush as a rich old patrician out of touch with the lives of the common man.

It`s incomprehensible why Trump enjoys the fervent support of blue collar Americans, even though he doesn`t know anything about their daily lives, and could give a shit.

Trump`s executive orders and the bills passed by the Republican-controlled Congress have benefited corporations and wealthy individuals, and have damaged the interests of the working class.

But you wouldn`t know it by the enthusiastic response that Trump receives whenever he has a campaign-style rally. The morons even cheered him when he made his ridiculous statement that you couldn`t buy groceries without a photo ID.

Bush`s reputation as an out of touch politician was cemented by the barcode scanner fiasco, and he lost his re-election bid to Bill Clinton. Trump on the other hand may be full of shit, but he`s coated with Teflon, and he can get away with saying whatever nonsense pops into his head.

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Cat Yoga is a Thing! Really!

Cat yoga is a thing! Why you may ask? Perhaps you will achieve some clarity once I explain that is an almost 100% female trend. Is it strange that cat ladies would have odd hobbies?

I don`t care if cat ladies practice cat yoga or cat synchronized swimming, as long as I`m not forced to watch.

I`m not a yoga kind of guy, I`d rather attain peace with my inner child by watching football.

But I am a cat person, and cuddling with my cat while he purrs will make me achieve bliss a hell of a lot faster than practicing yoga with him.

But to each his own, and I will certainly agree that yoga, or anything else, is better with a kitty.

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Evil Mail Carrier Pepper Sprays Playful Pooch!

“One Mid-South neighborhood is calling out the U.S. Postal Service for what it calls “inappropriate behavior.” Home surveillance video shows a delivery driver spraying a dog with pepper spray from inside a vehicle.”


A plumber knows that in the course of performing his job sometimes he`ll find himself in some shi**y situations, and a mail carrier should realize that canines are a hazard of the occupation he or she chose.

This mail carrier was so terrified of a harmless pooch approaching her vehicle that she wouldn`t get out to deliver the mail, but instead reached out from inside her vehicle and pepper sprayed the hapless mutt.

This carrier should be fired for going postal on a harmless pooch who was just curious about the woman who parked on his driveway.

Granted the homeowner shouldn`t let his dog run free on his front yard, but if she was afraid to deliver the mail she should have driven away without attacking the poor dog.

Pepper spraying the dog was gratuitous, cowardly and patently evil, she didn`t deliver mail to the house — what was the point of spraying the animal who wasn`t even barking?

Needless to say the homeowner was doggone mad when she saw the home surveillance video documenting the cruelty of the mail carrier.

I hope the mail carrier is suspended, and required to take an anger management course.

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Trump Will Be Brought Down by Financial Crimes, Not by a Pee Tape

According to a Quinnipiac University poll published last week, the majority of American voters now believe the President of Russia has compromising information on the President of the United States. In other words, they believe Trump is being blackmailed.

This is a post-Helsinki Summit poll after Americans and the entire world witnessed Trump acting like a lapdog, poodle, and treasonous dog in the presence of alpha dog Putin.

Many are wondering if maybe the most salacious allegation in the Steele dossier is true, namely that in 2013 then citizen Trump hired Russian prostitutes to perform a golden showers show in front of him, aimed at defiling the bed of the Ritz-Carlton presidential suite, where Michelle and Barack Obama once slept.

I wouldn`t be surprised if Trump was into golden showers, after all something must account for his urine-colored coiffure. You don`t have to be a psychologist to know that the rich and powerful have a penchant for enjoying sadomasochistic hijinks.

A Trump pee tape may or may not exist, but I don`t think it would be enough to blackmail a freak like him. Everybody, including his base, knows that Trump is a sexual deviant, and the release of such a tape would have no effect on his approval ratings.

If the tape was released online evangelical Christians would proclaim that the Russian hookers were angels in disguise and that holy water was emanating from their holy orifices.

It ain`t about the sex, it`s about the money! Special Counsel Robert Mueller is investigating collusion and obstruction, but I bet most of all he`s following the money.

Putin knows everything that happens in his dictatorship, and I bet he`s using Trump`s shady deals in Russia to blackmail him.

“In 2008, Donald Jr. told investors in Moscow that Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets, while Eric reportedly told a golf reporter in 2014 that the Trump Organization was able to expand during the financial crisis because `We don`t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.`”

It`s not a deluge of urine that will bring down Trump, it`s the swamp of financial corruption that will be exposed by the Mueller investigation that will destroy the bastard.

Melania Trump Looked Horrified After Shaking Hands With Putin

“Donald Trump`s meeting with Russian president Vladimir Putin on Monday was disaster-like for many reasons, but one totally overlooked part of it was the precise moment in which Melania Trump shook Putin`s hand and ended up with a look of pure terror on her face. Seriously, it was caught on camera for the entire world to see.”


Like a typical First Lady Melania Trump has a talent for putting on a smiling face when greeting foreign dignitaries and attending public events with her husband.

But sometimes the mask slips and for a brief moment we glimpse her true emotion, whether it be boredom, anger or sheer terror.

On January 20, 2017, as Donald Trump became the 45th president of the United States, Melania looked ashen, but when he turned around to look at her, her face broke out into a beaming smile, and then instantly turned ice cold again when he turned back around.

Melania is unable to look adoringly at her husband, Mike Pence style, for a sustained period of time, her true feelings of disgust will inevitably explode to the surface.

When Melania Trump shook Russian President Vladimir Putin`s hand in Helsinki, a look of abject terror was frozen on her face. Keep in mind that poor Melania is forced to occasionally hold the grotesquely small hand of her husband, in other words she`s used to holding the hand of a monster.

Melania knows that her husband is an evil and stupid buffoon, but she instantly recognized that there`s no buffoonery or stupidity in Putin, only pure evil, and that scared the hell out of her.

If only Trump realized that Putin isn`t his buddy or a friendly competitor, but a ruthless dictator who`s making him his bitch.

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Kevin Durant Says That ‘Donald Trump Doesn’t Have a Soul’! Amen!

“Kevin Durants distaste for President Donald Trump is well documented, and on Wednesday, the Warriors star stated that the president doesn`t have a soul.

During an appearance on Trail Blazers guard CJ McCollum`s podcast `Pull Up,` Durant called President Trump “heartless.”

`He doesn`t have a soul, bro,` Durant said. `I don`t even know, he don`t have a soul. He doesn`t have a soul. The stuff he says and does, bro. Like, you gotta have something deep down … Something`s missing for you to say that type of stuff.`”


How many angels can dance on the head of a pin is a question that philosophers and theologians have pondered, so I don`t think it`s a fruitless intellectual endeavor to consider whether or not Donald Trump has a soul.

You don`t have to be a theologian, philosopher or an intellectual giant (judging by Durant`s grade school grammar) to weigh in on this subject.

Durant`s bold proclamation doesn`t merit a CNN “Breaking News” alert, practically every Christian, Muslim, Jew and atheist will concur that Trump`s speech, behavior and political directives proves he is devoid of a soul.

White evangelicals are the only ones who would argue that not only does Trump have a soul, but that he`s a spiritual brother of Jesus Christ.

Satan has a special room in hell reserved for white evangelicals, but alas that room is destined to remain forever empty because like their false Messiah they don`t possess a soul.

When I hear Trump say that Mexican immigrants are rapists, I say to myself: He doesn`t have a soul! When he decimates Obamacare, a lifeline to the poor and disenfranchised, I say to myself: He doesn`t have a soul! When he brags about grabbing women by their genitals, I say to myself, He doesn`t have a soul! When he viciously attacks his opponents on Twitter, I say to myself: He doesn`t have a soul! Practically every day I say to myself: He doesn`t have a soul!

Kevin Durant is spot on, Trump doesn`t have a soul!

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Jimmy Fallon Raps Donald Trump’s Tweets

Jimmy gets help from Tarik Trotter and The Roots to transform Donald Trump`s Twitter rants from the week into a recap rap.

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On September 15, 2016, a day that will live in infamy, Jimmy Fallon playfully messed up Donald Trump`s hair. Those few seconds of whimsy almost destroyed the late-night comic`s career, he was lambasted by his fellow entertainers and most civilized people in the world for attempting to humanize a monster.

If he could live that day again I`m sure Fallon would set Trump`s urine-colored hair on fire, instead of tousling the frightful wig.

But Jimmy learned his lesson, and he`s joined his late-night colleagues in pillorying the abominable monster. In this video Jimmy and the Roots turn Trump`s tweets into a rap song.
You may think Sinatra would be the be best music to use for the tweets of a septuagenarian like Trump, but Sinatra was a master of phrasing, and it would be impossible to set his incoherent rants to the music of the Chairman of the Board.

Rap is the perfect genre for Trump`s tweets, in fact he should turn his tweets into a rap album of diss tracks.

Yes, it sure looks like Jimmy has learned his lesson, but if he ever tries to humanize the freak again, I`ll set his hair on fire.

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Patriot Destroys Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star With a Pickax

“President Donald Trump`s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed by a man with a pickax early Wednesday, according to Los Angeles police Officer Ray Brown.

Patricia Cox, a witness, told CNN affiliate KCAL/KCBS that she saw a man “going to town” on the ground “like it was his business just to be tearing up the ground,” she said. “I thought it was work going on over here.”

Police later arrested Austin Clay, 24, on suspicion of felony vandalism. Brown said Clay did not reveal a motive for the alleged vandalism, and the investigation continues. He`s being held on $20,000 bail.”


Trump`s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has been a frequent target of vandals and protestors, it`s been defaced numerous times, and a LA street artist named Plastic Jesus built a tiny wall around it.

But a patriot, Austin Clay, took a pickax out of a guitar case and destroyed the damn thing.

The time for measured criticism of Trump is long past, we must take actions to destroy Trump`s presidency, and get rid of him by any means necessary.

I write an article for my blog every day, and my essays used to be a mix of entertainment, current events, odd news, and politics, but now almost all of my editorials are searing indictments of Trump.

We must redouble our efforts to bring down the Trump administration, use your talents and treasure to save our democracy by getting rid of the abomination.

I will not rest until the Trump regime is destroyed just like that damn star. I`m going full-Austin Clay on Donald Trump!

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A Cat’s Purr is the Cat’s Meow

A cat`s meow can be irritating, my felines can drive me bonkers when they meow when I`m concentrating on writing an article or watching an exciting movie.

But when a kitty purrs it`s always soothing, even when I`m in a foul mood, the sound of my cats purring can lift my spirits.

When my pets meow I don`t know if they are happy, hungry, bored or mad, but when they purr I know they`re happy.

I wish women would purr instead of moan when they are sexually satisfied, then we would know that aren`t faking it.

In the cacophony of modern life, thank goodness for a cat`s purr. Cats begin purring when they are a few days old, and thank God most of them never stop purring.

Purr on kitties, purr on!