Trump Tweets in China

Donald Trump, the Twitterer-in-Chief has maintained an active Twitter presence during his tour of Asia, nothing short of Nuclear Armageddon can stop the presidents tiny fingers from firing off tweets.

Trump`s first stops on his Asian tour, Japan and South Korea don`t have any restriction on Internet use, but he also tweeted while in communist China. It should be noted that China`s Great Firewall that blocks social media sites including Facebook, YouTube and Twitter is almost as well known as The Great Wall of China.

China allowed Trump to tweet his fool head off, maybe because he changed his Twitter header image to one of him, Chinese president Xi Jinping, and the two first ladies surrounded by dozens of Chinese performers.

Trump`s legacy will be his obsession with Twitter, and I`m afraid that he will continue to tweet even after he dies. I`m sure hell has its own Great Firewall, but Satan might allow Trump to tweet from the pit of hell so he can continue to sow discord on Earth.

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Kevin Spacey, The Most Despised Degenerate in Hollywood

“A former Boston TV news anchor claims Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted her then 18-year-old son Will Little at a Nantucket bar in July 2016.

Heather Unruh detailed the alleged incident during a press conference in Boston on Wednesday with her lawyer Mitchell Garabedian, who is best known for representing the victims of the 2002 Boston archdiocese sex abuse scandal.

`In July of 2016, actor Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted my son,` said Unruh on Wednesday. `It happened late night, inside the Club Car restaurant and bar on Nantucket Island. Unruh said her son told Spacey he was of legal drinking age.

`Whether he was over 21 or not, Kevin Spacey had no right to sexually assault him,` she said. `There was no consent. Kevin Spacey bought him drink after drink after drink, and when my son was drunk, Spacey made his move and sexually assaulted him.`

`Spacey stuck his hand inside my son`s pants and grabbed his genitals. This was completely unexpected and my son`s efforts to shift his body to remove Spacey`s hand were only momentarily successful.`


Kevin Spacey is a degenerate sexual predator who`s been assaulting young men and underage boys for decades.

If Spacey`s life was a movie directed by me he would be chemically castrated, and sentenced to a life behind bars where he would be raped every day, and eventually die of untreated syphilis.

I`m not enthralled by movie stars, most of them are degenerate assholes, and if Spacey bought me a dozen drinks and then grabbed my genitals there would be hell to pay.

With all due respect Heather Unruh`s son is a spineless wimp, why is she speaking for her son? He escaped the horrible situation by running away from the bar like a little girl, instead of giving Spacey the beating of his life.

If Spacey stuck his hand inside my pants and grabbed my genitals, I would grab the nearest bottle of beer, break it, and stab Spacey in the throat. I wouldn`t shift my body to remove Spacey`s hand like a little punk.

In Hollywood gays and especially lesbians, are treated like royalty, but Spacey the coward didn`t come out of the closet until the actor Anthony Rapp accused him of sexually assaulting him when he was only 14. Perfect timing asswipe, coming out when you are accused of sexually assaulting a child, and thereby conflating homosexuality with pedophilia.

Dear God where are all real men? It`s 2017 and any gay man who is still in the closet is a coward, end of story, period.

Any man, gay or straight, who tolerates being sexually assaulted by another man, is a coward, end of story, period!

As for the underage boys that Spacey raped or sexually assaulted, we must speak out on their behalf, and demand that the pervert be charged and imprisoned.

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Dog Has Cyst That Looks Like Donald Trump

“A cyst found in a dog`s ear looks like Donald Trump`s face and blonde quiff, its owner claims.

Jade Robinson, 25, of Jarrow, Tyneside had to wait until her two-year-old beagle Chief was asleep before snapping the inner ear to send to a vet.

But it was a friend who spotted the resemblance between the 45th president of the USA and the infection.”


Donald Trump has a long sordid history of ridiculing the facial appearance of others, especially women, therefore I don`t hesitate to point out the obvious: Trump is exceedingly ugly.

His golden wispy hair resembles cotton candy that a hooker has urinated on, his mouth looks like a sphincter, he has the orange complexion of a pumpkin, and he has the bulbous nose of an alcoholic.

It`s quite appropriate that a cyst growing in a dog`s ear looks just like Trump. The president is a cyst that needs to be immediately removed for the health of our democracy.

The owner of the hapless pooch is trying to raise money to have the cyst removed. I can`t think of a worse fate to befall anyone, human or animal, than to have a cyst that resembles Trump.

For the love of God donate to this worthy cause. Here`s the link to the crowdsourcing web site to help his unfortunate doggie:

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The Cult of Donald Trump

“I am not the first person to point this out: There`s been a cultish quality to President Donald Trumps most ardent supporters. He seemed to acknowledge the phenomenon when he boasted that he could `stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody`and not lose voters.

Throughout the campaign, and in personal appearances since then, Trump has harnessed the kind of emotional intensity from his base that is more typical of a religious revival meeting than a political rally, complete with ritualized communal chants (Lock her up!).

As we approach the one-year anniversary of Trump`s election victory, the zeal of some of his followers seems increasingly akin to a full-fledged cult

I use the word `cult` in its pejorative sense, meaning a deeply insular social group bound together by extreme devotion to a charismatic leader. Such groups tend to exhibit a few common characteristics.”

Chicago Tribune

After almost a year suffering under the Trump regime, Americans have turned against the president, and his approval ratings have sunk like a stone.

However the buffoon retains a tight grip on his core base, they remain loyal and as close to him as flies on a hot steaming pile of dung.

Reza Aslan is spot on, Trump`s supporters can best be compared to a cult. Most of Trump`s core supporters are white evangelicals, and they will confess that Trump is a vulgar con artist the same day hell freezes over and the same day they admit that televangelists are money-hungry shysters.

When you point out to Trump loyalists the inconsistencies of his policies and his pathological lying, they look at you with disgust, and in their minds they`re thinking: How dare this heathen criticize Gods` prophet who has been raised by the Almighty to Make America Great Again.

It`s a fool`s errand to talk common sense to these deluded fools, they would just as soon deny Jesus Christ as reject Donald Trump.

If we will ever get rid of Trump it won`t be by making his supporters confront and accept reality, but by persuading Republican leaders to turn against him. They`re all about political expediency and their link to him is tenuous.

It`s incumbent upon us to write or call our senators and congressmen and implore them to impeach Trump.

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Donald Trump Considering Designating North Korea as State Sponsor of Terrorism

“The United States will determine very soon whether to designate North Korea a state sponsor of terror, a senior administration official said on Sunday.

`The administration and Secretary (of State Rex) Tillerson and others in the administration are looking very closely right now whether to designate North Korea a state sponsor of terror,` the official said.”


The North Korean dictator`s brutal regime instills terror and slavish obedience from his countrymen.

North Korea`s Dear Leader Kim Jong-un`s bombastic rhetoric and his reckless pursuit of becoming a nuclear superpower instills terror worldwide.

But North Korea isn`t a state sponsor of terror, the totalitarian state doesn`t lend moral or financial support to any international terrorist organization.

Little Kim`s sole focus is to terrorize his citizens so they won`t even think about staging a revolution.

I`m sorry but orchestrating the plot to kill his half-brother with a lethal VX nerve agent doesn`t qualify North Korea as a state sponsor of terrorism.

If Trump designates North Korea as a state sponsor of terror, the designation will lose all meaning.

If Trump makes the designation during his Asia trip, it will only cement his reputation as a fuc*ing moron, and the Asian leaders won`t take him seriously.

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Elizabeth Warren and Donna Brazile: Hillary Clinton Rigged the Primaries

“Former interim chair of the Democratic National Committee, Donna Brazile, recently claimed that Hillary Clinton` team took control of the DNC before she won the primary elections against Bernie Sanders. Elizabeth Warren corroborated Braziles claims.”


I find it unfathomable that Republican leaders fail to speak out against the nepotism, corruption, and ineptitude of the Donald Trump administration.

How can Republican congressional leaders put allegiance to the vulgar and vain president over their party and nation?

Thank God for statesmen like Senators Corker, McCain and Flake for condemning his divisive words and actions, but they are in a distinct minority.

But Democrats are just as loathsome and cowardly as their Republican counterparts, why haven`t they condemned Hillary Clinton for rigging the primary elections and robbing Sen. Bernie Sanders of the Democratic nomination?

Hillary was the most repulsive and least-liked Democratic presidential candidate in recent political history. The self-loathing closeted butch lesbian had all the charisma of a wilted head of cabbage, but she rigged the primaries even though she had tons of money and the support of the Democratic establishment and the media, because by God she deserved to be the President of the United States.

If Hillary hadn`t rigged the primaries Sanders would have prevailed, and I`m persuaded that his populist appeal would have trumped Trump`s reality show appeal.

Why aren`t there more Democrats joining Sen. Pocahontas in blasting Hillary? For Democrats to have any change of retaking the White House in 2020 they must bury that contemptible witch once and for all.

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Twitter Employee Deletes Donald Trump’s Twitter Feed on His Last Day of Work

On Thursday President Donald Trump`s Twitter feed went down, unfortunately it was restored 11 minutes later.

A Twitter customer support employee performed the community service on his last day. We all have fantasies about wreaking havoc on our last day of work: Downloading porn on the boss`s laptop, spiking the water cooler, keying the car of the office gossip … But deleting the Twitter feed of the most powerful man in the world, if only for a few minutes, is truly epic.

There is so much tomfoolery, fake news, and just plain meanness that emanates from Trump`s Twitter feed, many of Trump`s supporters and enemies have attempted to curb his addiction to his favorite social media platform.

The as yet unidentified Twitter employee probably committed a crime shutting down Trump`s Twitter account, but I hope he`s not in any serious trouble. Let the man who hasn`t fantasized about shutting up Trump permanently by breaking his baby hands cast the first stone at the Twitter employee.

if I was the CEO of Twitter I would give the patriotic Twitter employee a generous severance package, and the “Employee of the Year” award.

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Study: People Are More Empathetic Towards Dogs Than Fellow Humans

“Some dog owners love their four-legged friends so much that they treat them like they would a child – and sometimes even say they prefer them to some friends and family.

And according to new research, there`s a scientific reason why.

A study published in the journal Society and Animals suggested that people are more empathetic towards dogs than fellow humans.”

Business Insider

I make no apologies over the fact that I prefer the company of canines over human beings.

If a virus wiped out the entire human population except for me, I wouldn`t be terribly distressed as long as animals, and especially my pooch, were immune to the deadly virus.

When I`m with a human being, whether it`s a close friend or a stranger, holding up my end of the conversation is tiresome, but when I`m with Mandy my dog, our conversation is almost telepathic, we communicate nonverbally with glances and facial expressions that speaks of our loving bond.

Of course I`m more empathetic with towards dogs than my fellow humans, dogs are guileless and trusting unlike deceitful and` treacherous humans.

Unfortunately, dogs can`t read my essays, but if you love dogs more than humans let me know.

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John Kelly is as Racist as Donald Trump

When retired Marine Corps General John Kelly, then secretary of homeland security, was promoted to the chief of staff`s job, the White House was in turmoil.

Remember this was at the apex of the Anthony Scaramucci/Reince Priebus/Sean Spicer intramural bloodbath. Kelly was brought in to be the adult in the room, and instill some military order.

Kelly was able to restore a semblance of order, mainly by restricting access to the Oval Office, he kept away fringe players who filled his boss`s empty head with Fox News conspiracy theories.

Of course it`s impossible to make the White House run like clockwork when the president is a buffoon with the attention span of a colicky baby. Perhaps if Kelly had forced Trump to wear mittens that rendered him incapable of tweeting, he might have been able to really turn things around.

However Kelly was praised by conservatives and liberals alike for being the adult in the room, little did we know at the time that he was the adult racist in the room.

Kelly wasn`t perceived as a politician, but as retired military man who would keep Trump in check.

Kelly is stylistically different from Trump, while his boss is vulgar and bombastic, the retired general is refined and low-key. But it turns out that they share the same racist ideology.

Kelly`s racism first came to light when from the lectern in the Brady Briefing Room, he defended Trump from charges that he was insensitive to the widow of the black sergeant killed in action in Niger by savagely criticizing African-American Rep. Frederica Wilson. He gratuitously called her an “empty barrel” and flat-out lied that she had boasted of securing millions to build a new FBI field office in Miami during the dedication ceremony in 2015.

Kelly`s words in the midst of this racially-tinged scandal weren`t those of the adult in the room, or the calming words of a retired general, but the bellicose rhetoric of a racist politician. The only thing that can explain Kelly`s animus toward the respected congresswoman is racism.

Kelly`s interview this week on Fox News has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Kelly is as racist as his Dear Leader.

Kelly uttered these mind-blowing words in his interview with Laura Ingraham:

I would tell you that Robert E. Lee was an honorable man. He was a man that gave up his country to fight for his state, which 150 years ago was more important than country. It was always loyalty to state first back in those days. Now it`s different today. But the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War, and men and women of good faith on both sides made their stand where their conscience had them make their stand.

These are the words of a racist, plain and simple. Kelly was arguing that the Union should have compromised with the slave-holding Southern states. You don`t compromise with slavery, you utterly slaughter all those seeking to preserve slavery. Case closed!

Trump, Kelly and all the other white supremacists in the White House can venerate Robert E. Lee, but those of us who love democracy and hate racism choose to honor Abraham Lincoln.

Trump isn`t going to let anybody into his orbit who doesn`t share his racist philosophy, only a fool is going to pin his hopes that an adult in the room will right the ship. Trump`s ship of state deserves to sink like the Titanic.

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Woody Harrelson’s Brutal Lunch With Donald Trump and Jesse Ventura

“On Friday`s broadcast of `Real Time with Bill Maher`, the star of the upcoming Lyndon B. Johnson biopic `LBJ` explained how he was invited along to a 2002 dinner with the future president by retired pro-wrestler Jesse Ventura.

Trump was trying to convince Ventura to be his running mate on the 2004 Democratic presidential ticket, said Harrelson.

The meal itself was `brutal,` Harrelson told the show`s host, Bill Maher. `I never met a more narcissistic man. He talked about himself the whole time. You could see the standard he was going to bear.`

`I had to walk out halfway through to smoke a joint just to like steel myself from the rest of it,` he added.”

Huffington Post

Woody Harrelson has a laidback demeanor, his dinner with the paranoid conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura and the narcissist buffoon Donald Trump was destined to be a disaster.

The meal probably didn`t start off with small talk about the weather and sports. I imagine Ventura started by opining that the wait staff was conspiring to poison their meals, and Trump responding that he would grab their waitress by the pussy before she got an opportunity to tamper with their meals.

Is it any wonder that poor Woody had to walk out halfway through to smoke a joint? An average person can`t get through a Trump speech or press conference without hitting the bong or drinking whisky.

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