“FIRST LADY Melania Trump is yet to buy her husband any Christmas presents, with the couple frequently not exchanging festive gifts at all, it has been claimed.
A source close to the First Lady told Hollywood Life: `Melania absolutely loves Christmas, she goes all out, but as of now she has yet to buy Donald anything.`
`Melania says Donald`s next to impossible to buy for and often they don`t exchange gifts at all for Christmas.`”
I can empathize with Melania`s quandary, after all what do you give a billionaire who already owns the most expensive toys in the world?
Perhaps the first lady can create her own Christmas card, as a token of the love and affection she has for her husband. But of course there is never any love and affection between a gold-digger/trophy wife and her spouse, so hand-created gifts are out of the question.
Anyway, judging by Melania`s blood-red Christmas trees her gifts would probably be as tacky and gaudy as the trinket a Madam of a brothel would give her favorite customer. She`s probably going to end up giving Trump a blood-red butt plug signed by Mike Pence.
At the Trump White House Christmas resembles Festivus, grievances may be aired, and I doubt any presents will be exchanged.