“An Oregon man was filmed doing his part to keep Portland weird by dressing up as a Scottish Santa and playing flaming bagpipes while riding a unicycle.
Brian Kidd, aka The Unipiper, posted a video to YouTube showing him ringing in the holiday season in a festively eccentric fashion.”
A kilt-wearing Santa riding a unicycle and playing flaming bagpipes is wrong on so many levels.
Only in Portland, a city renowned for its weird vibe, could you get away with pulling this stunt, in any other city this man would have been tarred, feathered and kicked to the curb.
Anyone riding a unicycle is an attention-seeking whore, the kilt and the flaming bagpipes are just overkill.
A Santa wearing a kilt is an abomination; I hope and pray Kidd gets run over by reindeer.
Merry Christmas to my readers in Portland and all over the world!
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