It’s the Holiday Season, that wonderful time of the year in which we celebrate holidays that unite us as a country like Thanksgiving, Christmas and National Fast Food Day.
There is nothing more all-American than eating a fast food meal, and of course America has the largest fast food industry in the world, American fast food franchises are located in over 100 countries.
November 16 is that most American of holidays: National Fast Food Day! Fight terrorism, communism and food fascists like Michelle Obama and chow down on that Burger King Whopper, McDonald’s Big Mac or dig into that KFC chicken bucket.
I don’t need an excuse to patronize a fast food restaurant, and I suspect that today that the lines will be a little bit longer at my local McDonald’s.
Most American are dreading Thanksgiving Day dinner: Crazy uncle Joe is going to ramble incoherently about UFOs and chemtrails, your brother-in-law is going to get plastered again, and there is sure to be a heated argument over whether Trump is going to make America great again.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could ditch Thanksgiving Day dinner with the family, and dine alone in peace and tranquility at Burger King?
Happy National Fast Food Day to all of my readers!