“Becky With the Good Hair” as Racist as “Tawana With the Brillo Pad Hair”, Shame on Beyonce
By the time you read it, I`ll be far away
I`m far away
But I ain`t fuc*ing with nobody
Let`s have a toast to the good life
Suicide before you see this tear fall down my eyes
Me and my baby, we gon` be alright
We gon` live a good life
Big homie better grow up
Me and my whoadies `bout to stroll up
I see them boppers in the corner
They sneaking out the back door
He only want me when I`m not there
He better call Becky with the good hair
He better call Becky with the good hair
“Sorry” Lyrics from the visual album “Lemonade” by Beyonce
Lemonade is a video album that debuted on HBO as a one-hour film, it has been described as everything from a feminist manifesto to a black power anthem to an Illuminati-inspired paean to the devil. But in reality it`s a classic tale of hell hath no fury like a woman scorned dressed up in the garb of feminism and black lives matter, with a lot of Illuminati imagery thrown in for good measure.
Jay Z has 99 bitches and Beyonce is just one of them, and “Lemonade” is a grammatically challenged, obscenity-lace screed of jealousy and vitriol aimed at her wayward husband.
I am not going to waste my time analyzing “Lemonade”, I have 99 better ways to spend my time. This article focuses on the lyric “He better call Becky with the good hair” from the song “Sorry.”
This is one of the most patently racist lyrics ever penned, racism is odious whether it emanates from a white or black person.
This verse is dripping with self-loathing, Beyonce didn`t write Becky with the golden hair, Becky with the silky hair, or have a dozen other adjectives that could be used to describe beautiful Caucasian hair. She wrote “Becky with the good hair”, as opposed to what, Shamika with the bad hair? It`s evident that Beyonce hates her natural black hair, that`s why she has 99 wigs, an ungodly number of them blonde. Is there anything more pathetic and ridiculous than a black woman sporting a blond wig?
Beyonce`s next step in her devolution is to bleach her skin, like Lil` Kim and of course Michael Jackson. Regardless how white Beyonce desperately attempts to make herself, Jay Z is still going to opt for the genuine article.
It`s not uncommon for artists to use their romantic life as fodder for lyrics, witness Taylor Swift, but Beyonce should aim her venom at Jay Z instead of dismissing all white women as “Becky with the good hair.”
Imagine the outcry if Swift`s boyfriend cheated on her with a black woman, and she wrote the lyric “Tawana with the Brillo Pad hair.”
Racism is racism is racism, and it`s not OK to hate on white people, period, end of story!
Flavor Flav: Minstrel Show Performer For a Jaded Generation
“Rap icon FLAVOR FLAV has been arrested in Las Vegas following a traffic stop. Police pulled the Public Enemy star over early on Thursday (21May15) and booked him for speeding and on suspicion of driving under the influence. They also allegedly caught him in possession of marijuana and driving with a suspended license.”
Two questions immediately come to mind:
Are Whoopi Goldberg and Flavor Flav identical twins?
Is Flavor Flav ever going to grow up?
Flavor Flav`s antics, shenanigans and myriad misdemeanors were somewhat comical when he was a young rapper with Public Enemy, but at 56-years-old his routine is played out.
As a member of Public Enemy, Flav got the crowd pumped-up by wearing big hats, big glasses and a large clock dangling from his skinny neck.
In his later years Flav entertains viewers by playing up to offensive black stereotypes and caricatures in various reality shows.
Flavor Flav you are a pathetic joke, you bring dishonor to African American in general, and to rappers in particular.
You are a minstrel show performer for a jaded generation, check out that huge clock you`re wearing; your time is up sucka.
Flavor Flav dead ringer for Whoopi, or what:
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Hillary Clinton Gets Schlonged by Donald Trump
“Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Sunday accused Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton of `playing the woman`s card` — continuing a war of words between the two campaigns that heated up when Trump said Clinton got schlonged in the 2008 Democratic primary.
`She`s playing that woman`s card left and right, and women are more upset about it than anybody else, including most men, `Trump said on Fox News.
Last week, Clinton responded to Trump`s schlonged remark by telling The Des Moines Register it wasn`t the first time he`s demonstrated a penchant for sexism.”
And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
Much of Trump`s rhetoric can be dismissed as racist and misogynist, but God has a penchant for speaking through the mouth of a donkey.
Trump is spot on in his assessment that Hillary Clinton is playing the woman`s card, and she`s the last person on Earth who should be playing that particular card.
Hillary didn`t merely tolerate Slick Willy`s serial philandering; she orchestrated the smear campaign against her husband`s victims.
It is an affront to the dignity and virtue of women for Hillary to present herself as the Savior of Women, if there`s a God in heaven she will be schlonged by Bernie Sanders in the primaries or by the Republican presidential nominee in the general election.
A politician who is too cowardly to come out as lesbian, and who defames the women her husband has sexually assaulted a champion of women`s rights? I don`t bloody think so!
Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-woman-217146#ixzz3vWuUCIVt
Insane Clown Posse Sues DOJ, FBI
“Insane Clown Posse filed a federal lawsuit in Detroit, alleging the U.S. Justice Department acted unlawfully by classifying its fans as a gang.
The Detroit News said four of the rap-metal duo`s followers, known as Juggalos, are also plaintiffs in the lawsuit, which names the Department of Justice and FBI as defendants.”
“Juggalo (feminine Juggalette, or Juggala in Spanish speaking countries.) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang and characteristics.”
The Insane Clown Posse with their insane blend of hip hop, horrorcore and comedy rap are an acquired taste, and I question the aesthetic and musical sensibilities of their fans.
But for the Justice Department to brand Juggalos as a gang is Orwellian nonsense, and an outrage that she be condemned by everyone from fans of classical music to rap music.
I`ll tell you who scares the Bejesus out of me, Jimmy Buffet fans known as Parrotheads. Buffet`s insane senior citizen fans follow the 67-year-old crooner all over the country and the world. Parrotheads wear Hawaiian shirts, parrot hats (don`t ask), binge drink margaritas, and generally upset the social order.
If anybody should be declared a gang it`s the Parrotheads. The Justice Department should get off the Juggalos ****, and just let everybody do his or her own thing.
Outrage Atheist Airman Must Swear to God or Leave US Air Force
In the latest religious controversy to roil the air force, the atheist airman last month was denied his request to re-enlist because of his refusal to swear to God — and he is now poised to take the military to court, his lawyer said.
With the deadline for re-enlisting expiring in November, the technical sergeant at Creech Air Force base in Nevada — whose name has not been released — will be forced to sue the government in a federal court. “
America is a secular democracy not a theocracy, and it`s anathema and unconstitutional for the air force to force airmen to take an oath that affirms the existence of a deity.
The air force is coercing atheists and agnostics to express a belief in God; this is undemocratic, unconstitutional and un-American.
The other branches of the military do not require the reference to a Supreme Being and make the phrase optional.
America is a religiously pluralistic society, and our soldiers are members of monotheistic faiths, polytheistic religions, and some don`t believe in any god. The requirement to utter the phrase “so help me God” is discriminatory not only to atheists and agnostics but also to adherents of faiths that believe in a multiplicity of deities.
I can understand the Saudi Arabian air force requiring its recruits to swear allegiance to Allah, but this is freaking America and it`s an unholy outrage that the American Air Force is forcing god down the throats of our courageous airmen.
It`s hypocritical to ask our airmen to fight to defend freedom, when atheist airmen don`t have the freedom to omit a religious reference from their oath.
Pastor Holds Kissing Contest During Worship Service! Publicity Stunt or Blessing?
“A New York pastor is using public kissing contests during services to help teach married couples how to keep romance alive in their marriages. His Sunday sermons have been described as the sexiest in town.
With sermons, titled “The Power and Pleasure of Romance,” New York Post reports that Pastor Maurice Johnson of the non-denominational Winners Church in Queens highlights the importance of marriage in the African-American community”
Four married couples kiss for five minutes in front of the congregation, and the audience chooses the winner. The winning couple receives $50 to spend on a date.
Kissing is an expression of love and intimacy, and there are no losers when a couple engages in a long and passionate kiss. When a couple kisses in public, not as an expression of tenderness, but to win a contest everyone is a loser. The pastor`s sideshow cheapens the concept of love — a good preacher doesn`t need gimmicks to drive home the point of his sermon.
Five minutes is a long time to make out, the minister is taking a big risk, one of the couples may decide to go all the way, in front of God, the congregation and the hustler preacher.
The kissing contests may have untended consequences, the amorous couples may get a kick out of performing in public. I wouldn`t be too surprised if one or more of the couples in the kissing contests will become swingers.
You can`t expect anything good to come out of a house of worship named “Winners Church.” Only a brain-dead Pollyanna believes everyone is a winner; I bet the congregation sings “Kumbaya” in every service. There are a few winners in life, and a hell of a lot of losers.
Hillary Clinton is Corrupt, Bill Clinton is Creepy and Chelsea is Clueless
“Only 75 people came out to hear Chelsea Clinton condemn the Republicans for being racist, homophobic, and sexist. Clinton called this election the most important one of her lifetime.”
Chelsea Clinton is spot on, the presumptive Republican nominee for President of the United States, Donald Trump, is racist and sexist — he is quite simply an abomination.
But everybody who cherishes the democratic process should be eternally grateful to Trump for one thing: He saved the nation from another Bush administration, and he dealt a death blow to the Bush dynasty.
It was my hope and prayer that Senator Bernie Sanders would end the Clinton dynasty, but alas Hillary is almost guaranteed to be the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.
In an epic showdown between Hillary and Trump, I would choose the lesser of two evils. I would vote for Trump the racist clown over Hillary the corrupt witch. If America is to survive as a democracy, it`s incumbent on the electorate to end the Bush and Clinton dynasties once and for all.
Only 75 people showed up to hear Chelsea Clinton speak on behalf of her mother. Chelsea is totally devoid of personality and charisma, the only thing she has going for her is her infamous surname.
Thank God that Chelsea has absolutely no hope of continuing the Clinton empire.
Pope Francis: It’s OK for Parents to Smack Children for Bad Behavior! Amen!
“Pope Francis believes it is fine for parents to smack their children as punishment for bad behaviour.
He made the remarks, which were condemned by campaigners for child protection, in front of thousands of people at his weekly general audience in St Peter`s Square during a homily about the responsibilities of fatherhood.”
Pope Francis has been praised by liberals for his reformist ideas, and rightfully so, the Catholic Church needs to join the 21st century.
But now he is being criticized for telling parents that it`s kosher to smack children as punishment for bad behavior.
I fancy myself as an enlightened person of the 21st century, but when it comes to disciplining children I`m old school. I`m down with the pope`s “spare the rod and spoil the child” philosophy. When a young child misbehaves it`s ludicrous to try to change his behavior by lecturing him, and it`s a waste of time explaining your child-rearing methods to a busybody.
Corporal punishment doesn`t need a theological justification; it`s just frigging common sense!
Donald Trump Elected President! This Headline May be a Nightmare, But It’s No Longer a Fantasy
Donald Trump wins presidential election!
This headline may be a nightmare, but it`s no longer a fantasy. After winning decisively in New Hampshire, South Carolina and Nevada, and leading in the polls in most of the Super Tuesday states, Trump has to be considered the presumptive nominee of the GOP.
Trump`s closest rivals Sen. Ted Cruz and Sen. Marco Rubio are too intimidated by the reality star`s bluster, charisma and confidence to attack him directly, and instead they are engaged in a death match with each other.
The other two candidates still in the running, Gov. John Kasich and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson don`t have a snowball`s chance in hell, and I won`t waste any more bandwidth discussing them.
Trump may have the gravitas of a Kim Kardashian fart, but his intimidating and commanding presence has already cleared the field of the likes of Chris Christie, Lindsey Graham, Mike Huckabee, Rand Paul, Rick Perry and the candidate who was considered the presumptive nominee before Trump entered the race, former Florida governor Jeb Bush.
When Jeb Bush announced his candidacy on June 15, 2015 pundits immediately wrote articles imagining a Hillary Clinton/Jeb Bush general election showdown. Bush quickly amassed a massive campaign war chest, the support of the establishment, and endorsements from GOP heavyweights.
Bush`s reign as the the consensus front-runner was short-lived, on June 16, 2015 Donald Trump announced his candidacy for President of the United States at the Trump Tower in New York City with the slogan “Make America Great Again.”
Trump`s announcement was initially greeted with scorn and ridicule by the intelligentsia, but Trump`s candor and brash manner resonated with an angry electorate and he was soon leading all the state and national polls.
Jeb brought his policy papers, royal lineage, legacy as a popular conservative governor and support of the establishment to the table, Trump brought his celebrity, his fondness for Twitter and his penchant for speaking his mind without parsing his words to the table, and the reality star upended the table, bashed Jeb upside the head with it, and totally humiliated him.
Trump has ended the Bush dynasty, and when he faces off against Hillary Clinton in the general election he will put an end to the Clinton dynasty.
The Donald may be a clown and a buffoon, but Hillary is a deeply flawed candidate, she has an indictment hanging over her, a lecherous husband to try to contain, and too many scandals to overcome.
We live in a democracy, not a monarchy, and most Americans rejoice at the end of the stranglehold that two political dynasties had on our political system for decades.
We live in a reality show world, and for better or worse, a reality show star married to a gorgeous model is the perfect president for the times we live in.
Hillary Clinton Tells a Black Church: All Lives Matter
“Hillary Rodham Clinton is facing backlash for saying that `all lives matter` in an African-American church in Missouri on Tuesday, offending some who feel that she is missing the point of the `black lives matter` mantra.
Mrs. Clinton`s remarks at Christ the King United Church of Christ in Florissant, Mo. only a few miles north of Ferguson, where a black teenager was shot by a white police officer last August came during a broader discussion of civil rights in America.
She was talking about how a disproportionate number of young people of color are out of school and out of work and, explaining that everyone needs a chance and a champion, she recalled how her mother was abandoned as a teenager and went on to work as a maid.
`What kept you going?` Mrs. Clinton remembered asking her mother. `Her answer was very simple. Kindness along the way from someone who believed she mattered. All lives matter.`”
New York Times
I have already expressed my view on the racist mantra “black lives matter.” Read my article:
#BlackLivesMatter Inherently Racist, Patently Divisive & Needlessly Confrontational
I am an iconoclastic contrarian blogger who usually leans left, but who embraces some beliefs that are considered conservative. I can get away with espousing such heretical views, but a self-avowed liberal like Hillary Clinton is expected to toe the progressive line 100 percent of the time.
To utter the simple truth “All Lives Matter” at a black church was considered heresy — plain and simple. Hillary might as well have said: Enough with this Black Lives Matter tomfoolery.
Social Media immediately lit up with liberals lambasting Hillary; some black folks even went as far as to tweet that they would no longer vote for her.
Liberals shouldn`t be so harsh on Hillary, of course black lives matter to her, or to be more precise “black voters matter” to her, they will blindly vote for the Democratic presidential nominee, which unfortunately will probably by Hillary.
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Pope Francis: All Dogs Go to Heaven
“Pope Francis continues to show he`s anything but traditional. During a recent public appearance, Francis comforted a boy whose dog had died, noting: One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all of God`s creatures.
Theologians say Francis ” who took his papal name from the patron saint of animals, St. Francis of Assisi ” was only speaking conversationally.
But the remark is being seen by some as a reversal of conservative Catholic theology that states because they are soulless, animals can`t go to heaven.”
When I go to heaven I expect to see streets of gold, angels playing harps, double rainbows, and dogs and cats playing in meadows. Heaven simply wouldn`t be heaven, at least not for me, if my dearly departed pets aren`t there waiting for me.
Catholic dogma has always rigidly stated that animals can`t go to heaven because they don`t possess a soul. Anybody who has owned a cat, dog, hamster or any other pet, knows that this is theological garbage. I`m sustained, on a daily basis, by the love that my pooch, Mandy, showers on me. Even my imperious and mischievous cats seem to realize when I need a good dose of love; they snuggle next to me when I`m feeling down.
Theologians say Francis was only speaking conversationally, and therefore his compassionate statement about animals shouldn`t be accepted as Gospel. Anybody who is familiar with the Gospels knows that Jesus Christ often imparted divine truths while speaking conversationally with his disciples.
Pope Francis who took his papal name from the patron saint of animals, St. Francis of Assisi, really believes that animals are welcome in paradise.
Midnight, Patches and Molly, my dearly departed pets, will welcome me to heaven with sloppy kisses.
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Outrage: Adorable Sugar Plum Fairy Arrested for Swearing
“The Sugar Plum Fairy was fired for cursing, but a growing number of fans are hoping she`ll get her job back.
Laura Coppinger, 29, of St. Louis, is an actress who has portrayed the Sugar Plum Fairy for the past six years on historic Main Street in St. Charles during the annual Christmas Traditions festival. She was recently fired for cursing — not on the job, but when she went to take a drug test required of all city employees.”
You expect the Sugar Plum Fairy to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, to pinch the rosy cheeks of toddlers, and to help little blue-haired old ladies cross the street.
You never in a billion years expect the saintly Sugar Plum Fairy to utter a curse word, but under the circumstances I will give her a pass.
The Sugar Plum Fairy accidentally flushed the toilet after taking a drug test, which is a “no no.” When informed that she would have to take another test, she was so flabbergasted and frustrated that a curse word escaped from her innocent lips. Who can blame the loveable creature, she would probably have to wait at the drug testing facility for at least an hour before she would be able to urinate again.
I will need years of therapy to erase the image of the Sugar Plum Fairy taking a urine test — what kind of crazy world do we live in?
I like my women a little bit on the skanky side, but the Sugar Plum Fairy is so adorable that she has captured my fancy, I`m not the only sod who is enthralled by her, the people in her community have rushed to her defense. One man started a Facebook page to save her job, and is organizing a food drive on her behalf. Mike Swart you are a scholar and a gentleman, Sir you are a Knight in Shining Armor.
When I saw the Sugar Plum Fairy being interviewed on TV, the poor woman was practically in tears — she really loves her job. I realize that life is a cruel joke, but the Sugar Plum Fairy should be exempt from the trials and tribulations of life. I`m not embarrassed to admit that I was bawling like a colicky baby when I saw the interview.
This is the holiday season for God`s sake, and Coppinger is a struggling actress who can`t afford to lose her Sugar Plum Fairy gig. I urge one and all to shower the Sugar Plum Fairy with enough food to last her for a year.