Bill Maher Owns Donald Trump on Twitter

Donald Trump is on the job 24/7 monitoring broadcast TV, cable and social media, and whenever anyone dares criticize him, whether it’s the Mooch or Maher, he instantly counterpunches on Twitter.

On Friday night’s edition of his HBO show, Bill Maher cracked this joke relating to Trump’s trip to El Paso to visit the inured from the mass shooting that left 22 dead and dozens injured:

“None of the eight patients in the El Paso hospital would agree to meet with Trump, isn’t that something? They were all asked would you like to meet the president, they all said, I’ll Paso.”

Before you could say, “Trump is a racist” he tweeted that the Real Time host is a “Wacko comedian” who tells “so many lies.” “Got to see, by accident, wacko comedian Bill Hamer’s show – So many lies.”

How the hell do you watch a show “by accident?” Trump reminds me of a mother who confronts her 11-year-old son for watching porn online:

Mom: I reviewed your browsing history, and I noticed that you saw a video with the catchy title, “Big-Boobed Bisexual Bimbos Battle Lusty Lesbians from Lesbos.” I’ve explained that you’re too young to watch pornography, so what do you have to say in defense of yourself young man?

Tommy: Mom, I saw that video by accident! I swear! I was doing research online for my homework assignment on bilingual education when that video just popped up out of nowhere.

Trump was once again projecting, he’s the wacko comedian who tells so many lies. I believe in the multiverse interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, and in every other universe Trump is a stand-up comic, carnival barker, televangelist or corrupt real estate developer, ours in the only universe in which he’s the Leader of the Free World.

God, please someone please unplug this simulation!

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