Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren and Nancy Pelosi Will be the Death of the Democratic Party

After Hillary Clinton`s humiliating defeat to know-nothing buffoon Donald Trump you`d think the Democrats would put forth fresh new faces to represent their party, but three hideous, demented, older-than-dirt witches still have a stranglehold on Democratic leadership.

 

The Democrats would be well-advised to tell Hillary to enjoy her retirement in peace, solitude and QUIET, force Nancy Pelosi to resign, and suggest that it`s time that Elizabeth Warren retires to a reservation.

The Democrats are too politically-correct to tell these witches that their time is over, and they need to take a hike in a forest that`s teeming with bears and wolves. These strident, shrieking old hags are leading the Democratic Party to ruin.

Jon Ossoff`s three-point loss Tuesday in Georgia`s 6th Congressional can be directly attributed to Pelosi, Republican victor Karen Handel`s commercials successfully painted Ossoff as an acolyte of the House Minority Leader.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell famously silenced Warren when the grandstanding drama queen read a letter from Coretta Scott King during a debate over the nomination of Sen. Jeff Sessions. Is there not one Democrat with the balls to tell Warren to shut the hell up?

Then there`s Hillary, the horror flick monster who refused to die, after suffering humiliating losses to a relatively unknown senator from Illinois in 2007, and a vulgar clown in 2016, she should have publicly announced her retirement from politics and devoted the rest of her wretched life in support of Slick Willy`s rape victims.

But no, she`s still the face of the Democratic Party granting interviews and speaking to whatever group will pay her hefty speaking fee. I`m an Independent, but I won`t vote for any Democratic candidate until they rid themselves of these deplorable creatures.

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Shock Jock Resigns After Being Asked Not to Criticize Donald Trump

“Bruce Bond has quit his position at WTPA.

The reason for Bond`s departure, he said, was that he was unwilling to comply with a directive from the WTPA general manager to curtail political discussion, specifically regarding President Trump.

The outspoken shock jock shared a photo on Facebook of a letter asking him to not criticize the president. In the post, Bond said that `there is this really ugly political environment in this country with the current President` and that he would be unable to continue in the job if he were unable to `continue being honest to my fans & listeners.`”

Penn Live

To demand that a shock jock refrain from criticizing Trump is akin to insisting that a basketball player refrain from trash talking or requiring a baseball player not to adjust his crotch.

Trump is a big fat target, and he provides enough fodder for a shock jock to make fun of him all day long. I`ve even heard disc jockeys at easy listening radio stations wax apoplectic condemning Trump.

I write a column for The Ledger, a conservative publication, and the publisher has enough sense not to demand that I resist from criticizing Trump. I`ve written over a hundred anti-Trump articles in the last couple of years; I would go nuts if I didn`t have an outlet for ridiculing the buffoon.

Kudos to Bond for prizing his integrity and character over a salary, even if he`s only able to land a job doing a podcast he`s much better off.

Read More: http://www.pennlive.com/life/2017/06/bruce_bond_quit_wtpa.html

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Is Sean Spicer About to be Fired?

“CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta on Monday said White House press secretary Sean Spicer is `just kind of useless` as tensions continue to escalate between the Trump administration and the press corps.

`So the White House press secretary is getting to a point, Brooke, where he`s just kind of useless,` Acosta said during an appearance on CNN Newsroom with Brooke Baldwin.

`You know, if he can`t come out and answer the questions and they`re just not going to do this on camera or audio, why are we even having these briefings or these gaggles in the first place?`

Acosta`s comments came just after Spicer held an off-camera press briefing that reporters were not allowed to record.”

CNN

Sean Spicer is the incredible shrinking man, when he first started his job he was holding daily briefings, Monday through Friday. Now he`s holding briefings only two or three times a week, and the press isn`t allowed to record some of them. To add insult to injury his deputy Sarah Huckabee Sanders sometimes takes a turn at the podium.

No shi*, Spicer is “kind of useless,” his boss has cut off his balls, and silenced him, he`s a husk of his former self. Granted Spicey isn`t a master of elocution, but he`s smart and personable. Spicer is in an impossible situation, even the most eloquent speaker in the world would be hard-pressed to make sense of Donald Trump`s incoherent tweets and rambling speeches.

The only way that Spicer can redeem himself is by holding a final press conference in which he answers every question clearly and honestly, of course that will expose Trump as an idiot. Spicer can close his briefing by resigning, and removing the baton from his hind quarters and passing it on to Huckabee.

It`s not really the White House Press Secretary who needs to resign, it`s the buffoon who makes his job a living hell.

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For God’s Sake Bill Clinton Embrace Your Black Son, Danney Williams

“Danney Williams is tenaciously pursuing a relationship with the man he claims is his father.

Williams, who asserts Bill Clinton is his real father and has publicly asked the former president for a paternity test, took to Twitter on Sunday to wish his `dad` Happy Father`s Day.

`Even though you abandoned me and only took care of Chelsea, I still want to thank you for giving me life,` Williams wrote.

About 30 minutes later, he continued, `I`m not looking for sympathy nor welfare, I just wish you didn`t forget about me.`”

American Mirror

Bill Clinton is fondly referred to as the first black president, so it`s not surprising that he sired a black son. Slick Willy had a penchant for trolling trailer parks in search of white women of dubious virtue, but occasionally he also ventured into housing projects in search of prostitutes.

According to the Daily Mail in 1984 Bill Clinton jogged by a housing project where he met a prostitute named Bobbie Ann Williams. Clinton didn`t talk politics with her, but you could say they discussed economics, they settled on $200 for sexual intercourse.

When she found herself pregnant in 1985 Williams suspected that it was Clinton`s love child, she informed Clinton of the pregnancy, he denied paternity. Decades later Clinton is still denying he`s the baby daddy, and he refuses to take a paternity test.

Bill Clinton has done very few admirable things in his life, but I admire him for accepting Chelsea as his daughter, even though she`s a dead ringer for her real father, Webb Hubbell, Hillary`s former law partner.

If Clinton accepts the homely Chelsea as his daughter even though he`s not the father, then he should certainly accept the handsome Williams as his son.

Could it be that the first black president is prejudiced against blacks and doesn`t hesitate to claim lily-white Chelsea as his daughter, but is repulsed by the fact that black Williams is his son?

For God`s sake do the right thing and embrace your son!

Read More:
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/bill-clinton-son-wishes-dad-happy-fathers-day/

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Gay Teacher Flashes Gay Attitude in Oval Office! Donald Trump Unfazed by His Gay Spirit!

“Gay teacher Nikos Giannopoulos` displayed his LGBTQ pride as he sported a rainbow pin and clutched a lacy fan in an official photo with President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump. And now the Rhode Island teacher of the year`s bold stand for LGBTQ rights has gotten global attention after the image went viral on Facebook.”

Huffington Post

Donald Trump may be many things, but he`s not homophobic. In the entertainment business, where Trump has thrived for decades, there are more gays than you can shake a feather boa at, I`m sure he`s seen more flamboyant characters than a guy sporting a rainbow pin and clutching a lacy fan.

As a matter of fact Trump told the gay teacher that he looked very stylish. I know how Trump rolls, it wouldn`t have been out of character for him to exclaim: Work it girlfriend!

Although Trump isn`t homophobic some members of his administration, most notably Vice President Mike Pence, aren`t very gay friendly. Had Giannopoulos posed with Pence in all his gay splendor, he would have attempted to cast the gay demons out of him.

Kudos to Giannopoulos for flying his freak flag high in the Oval Office, you need a little bit of color to counterbalance the Orange Menace.

Gay pic:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teacher-of-the-year-trump_us_5944c6c3e4b01eab7a2de4d2

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Millennial Wankers Get Lost in the Woods Searching for UFO’s

“Three young hikers who were looking for UFOs got stranded in Blue Hills Reservation and had to be rescued by police Thursday night. But they said their harrowing night on high ground outside Boston paid off.

One of the hikers, Ramona DiFrancesco, 18, said the group saw several UFOs during their journey, including `three bright lights in the formation of a triangle` and a giant orb that looked `bigger than the moon.`

Boston Globe

These millennial scum had smart phones, but no flashlights. To go hiking in the woods, in the evening, without flashlights is nuttier than believing in UFO`s.

These morons claim to have seen several UFO`s during their adventure, including a giant orb that looked “bigger than the moon.” Idiots, if you smoke enough weed the moon will look bigger than the moon.

What fate should befall these three millennial wankers who got lost in the woods searching for flying saucers:

Discover that bears not only shi* in the woods, but they also dine on wankers trespassing on their territory.

They see a UFO in the sky, and they have a close encounter of the third kind. After being anally-probed by aliens for hours they stumble out of the woods walking bowlegged like a mother.

They are rescued by first responders, and the cops proceed to beat the holy hell out of them for wasting their time and resources.

For God`s sake, enough of this UFO tomfoolery!

Read More:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/06/09/ufo-hunters-get-lost-blue-hills/6ZH8fRmUcRXxnz6LHFyhEI/story.html

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Pic of Kim Jong-un’s Face Featured on $80 Male Romper

“An online retailer is offering a male romper featuring a close-up photo of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un`s face.

The bizarre garment for sale by Getonfleek clothing is covered entirely with a print showing the eyes, nose and mouth of a smiling Kim.

“Our Kim Jong Un Romper for men is the perfect all over print mens romper, made with premium double sided sublimation,” the item description states.”

UPI

The male romper is the most disturbing garment ever conceived and a sign of the end times, when the Antichrist reveals himself you can be sure he will be clad in a romper.

If romper-clad hipsters moved in next door, I would set their house on fire. I will simply not allow my neighborhood to go to hell in a handbasket.

A male romper featuring a giant close-up image of Kim Jong-un`s face is the devil`s handiwork, and the designer should be burned at the stake.

The unique romper is on sale online for $79.99, only a twisted wanker would buy such a perverted outfit.

Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/16/Photo-of-Kim-Jong-Uns-face-featured-on-80-male-romper/6661497623660/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=14

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Tiny Orange Dot on Melania’s Birthday Card to Donald Trump Stumps Internet

“On Wednesday it was the 71st birthday of President Donald Trump and his wife wished him well via Twitter.

But a subtle detail on the image of a birthday card she tweeted to her husband has left many online scratching their heads — a small orange dot.

Since she published the image on Wednesday evening, more than 40,000 users have “liked” the first lady`s post — and many have speculated on about whatever could have caused the glaring stain.”

AOL

I wouldn`t be surprised if Melania does most of her communication with her husband via Twitter, she`s been videotaped more than once swatting away his tiny hand. She doesn`t want his diminutive hands anywhere near her butt, boobs or vagina.

As far as what the small orange dot means, here`s a few thoughts:

Fingerprint

The dot is orange and tiny, let`s hope it`s a fingerprint and not an impression left by his tiny presidential penis.

Signet ring impression

An impression left by Trump`s signet ring, his ring would feature a tiny engraved pumpkin.

A teardrop

Trump would have been so touched that Melania still pretends to love him, that he might have shed a tear or two. Of course any of Donald`s tears are orange after running down his fake tanned face.

Deliberate distraction

Conspiracy theorists believe that this tiny mark was deliberately created to distract the American public from Russiagate.

Covfefe

Was Trump drinking covfefe while admiring his birthday card?

Donald`s soul

These tiny pixels may represent his soul.

What do you think, my friend?

Pic of Trump`s Birthday Card:

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/06/15/tiny-mark-on-melania-trumps-birthday-card-to-donald-trump-spark-wild-theories/22314561/

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Book Featuring Pics of Cats and Boobs Ultimate Therapeutic Experience

“If there`s one thing you see more of on the internet than boobs, it`s cats.

So innovative Japanese photographer Yuki Aoyama has done what now seems so obvious: combined the two.

 

His collection, released in a book titled `Painyan` (a pun in Japanese on the words for `breast` and `meow`), contains 96 pages of beautiful women with cute kitties. The contented cats can be seen pawing at cleavages, settling inside blouses and even resting between two sets of breasts.”

Daily Mail

A book that combines two of the Internet`s hottest trends (cats and boobs) is destined to be a bestseller. Cool cats and Hot chicks = sizzling sales.

This book is family-friendly, only the cats are naked, all of the women are wearing G-rated cleavage-baring tops. Your two-year-old toddler will enjoy this book as much as your 22-year-old husband.

Reading this book is more therapeutic than drinking milk and eating oatmeal cookies while getting a foot rub by a geisha. Even the photo of the kitty resting between two sets of breasts didn`t induce any threesome fantasies, my only thought was “that kitten sure looks comfortable.” I`m not gay, not that there`s anything wrong with being gay, really!

I love cats, books and beautiful women, this book would make the perfect gift for me. Hint!

Pics of the adorable cats and beautiful women:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583588/Japanese-photographer-releases-book-breasts-cats.html#ixzz4k0hBZSWv

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Top Ten Donald Trump Resignation Tweets

“Everyone knows that if President Trump resigns, he`ll do it on Twitter.”

USA Today

 

I agree if Donald Trump resigns because he`s facing certain impeachment, he`ll do it on Twitter. Here are some possible Trump resignation declarations on Twitter:

I was hounded out of office by losers. SAD!

I accomplished so many great and beautiful things in only two years. BELIEVE ME! No need to remain in office. PEACE OUT!

I hereby resign. Mike Pence will be almost as great as I was. ALMOST! He`s the “gayest” born-again Christian I know, but I love the gays!!

For last time my hands are BIG! so BIG! And with my BIG hands I type my last prez message: See ya LOSERS

COVFEFE THIS bitches! I QUIT!

When I pinched Sarah Huckabee Sanders fat butt I knew I been here too long. I freaking quit!

SPICY has beautiful brown nose. so Beautiful! I could use him as my house boy at Trump Tower

Goodbye White House, RUSSIA here I come!!

Aw Retirement GOLDEN SHOWERS GOLDEN YEARS

SESSIONS can finally exhale. I intimidated him so much when I farted he complimented me on my cologne.

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