Is Beto O’Rourke Hot or is He Just a Tall Dork?

Discussion of powerful female politicians often devolves into a debate over their physical attributes.

What`s good for the goose is good for the gander, so let`s discuss Beto O`Rourke`s physical appearance, especially considering the most striking quality about him is his energetic physical presence. To declare that Beto is like a dervish on crack is the understatement of the 2020 presidential campaign.

Beto is generally considered attractive, and I agree that he`s attractive in a Robert Kennedy sort of way. Robert didn`t possess the matinee idol good looks of his brothers John and Ted, but he had enough resemblance to his siblings to be considered handsome or at least semi-good looking.

Compared to politicians the likes of Ted (Zodiac Killer) Cruz and Donald (Orange Orangutan) Trump Beto is a rock star, but does he have enough physical charisma to compensate for his inexperience, arrogance and lack of a coherent political platform?

Beto stands above the crowded Democratic presidential field, because he`s so darn tall. But tall stature isn`t synonymous with physical attractiveness, in my opinion he`s just a tall dork. Case in point Paul Ryan, I don`t know anyone who considers the Eddie Munster looking putz hot.

I`m neither female nor gay and maybe women and gay men find the Texas politician hot; I`d love to hear your take on him. I don`t want to hear from freaks who equate power with sex appeal and froth over any powerful politician, regardless of gender.

I`m not going to vote based on physical attractiveness, after all I was for Bernie in 2016, but I am curious. Please send me a tweet or an email?

Donald Trump Gets an Earful at St. John’s Episcopal Church

“When President Donald Trump made a rare appearance at church on Sunday, he heard a pointed message from the minister: call out hate speech whenever you hear it because it`s a sin against the Gospel.

The entreaty to rebut the type of language and mentality that spurred a gunman in New Zealand to open fire on mosques last week came from Rev. W. Bruce McPherson, who delivered Sunday`s sermon at historic St. John`s Episcopal Church, situated just across a small park from the White House.”


Donald Trump isn`t a regular churchgoer, he attends services on Christmas, Easter, and for state funerals. The short-fingered vulgarian would attend church more regularly if the ushers were buxom young ladies who leaned in real close to collect the offerings from the faithful.

On Sunday Trump was moved by the spirit to attend church, unfortunately for him he made the mistake of attending a mainline Protestant church instead of an evangelical church where he would have been welcomed as the Messiah.

The Rev. W. Bruce McPherson of St. John`s Episcopal Church spoke truth to power, he delivered a searing sermon on calling out hate speech. If only Trump`s inner circle and Republican leaders had the holy boldness to rebuke him for failing to condemn White Nationalism in the wake of the New Zealand mosque massacre.

Thank God that there are still some outposts of real Christianity in the age of Trump. Thank God that there are still some true prophets of God who speak truth to power and speak out on behalf of the powerless. Thank God that there are still ministers who preach the message of love from the Gospels instead of preaching hate by focusing on the handful of Old Testament verses that prohibit acts of homosexuality.

I would urge Christians to shun churches where the vulgar, obscene racist Trump is welcomed with open arms. I would urge Christians to avoid churches were fetuses are adored and poor children are neglected and ignored. I would plead with Christians not to attend churches where the kind of people Jesus ministered to (migrants, the poor, social outcasts) aren`t accepted.

Let me break it down, screw Trump-loving white evangelical places of worship and attend an enlightened and loving temple like the historic St. John`s Episcopal Church.

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Beto O’Rourke: I Was Born to Run! Actually He Was Born to Drown in White Privilege!

As the scion of a billionaire businessman and as a former hacker and punk rocker Robert (Beto) O`Rourke was born to be a digital currency entrepreneur or an alternative music festival organizer.

But the three-term congressman feels he was born to be the president of the United States. His main claim to fame and political legitimacy is that he lost his bid to unseat Senator Ted Cruz last November.

In spite of Beto`s paltry political resume he considers himself presidential timber because he`s charismatic, tall, boyishly handsome and WHITE. Social media aptitude, fundraising prowess, and a winsome smile is not synonymous with presidential gravitas.

In the least surprising development of the nascent 2020 Democratic Party primary season, Beto finally declared his candidacy with a video that was heavy on gesticulating and light on substance.

In his announcement video Beto is gesticulating wildly with one arm while his longsuffering wife is clutching his other one. Her main function seems to be to keep him from flying away or at least to restrain his flight of rhetorical fancy. He seems oblivious to his spouse`s presence, he doesn`t look in her direction, his focus is on the camera.

On the campaign trail Beto joked that his wife Amy raised their three children, sometimes with my help. He quickly apologized for his politically-incorrect joke, but the fact remains that she is raising their children by herself while he`s on his vanity tour.

In the current Vanity Fair issue Beto appears on the cover (photo by Annie Leibovitz) and in the accompanying interview white privilege oozes out of him when he states that he was “born to do this.”

Maybe so, but Senator Kamala was also born to run. Ditto, Senator Cory Booker and former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Julian Castro.

I might hire Beto as a scarecrow or as a windmill of sorts to power my house, but I`m voting for a seasoned and qualified candidate and a legitimate progressive like Kamala Harris. She was born to run and to win.

Cat Ladies are the Last Hope of Humanity!

In days gone by young women lived in fear that they would die a spinster or old maid. Their version of happiness and fulfillment was spawning a brood of bouncing baby boys and adorable baby girls.

In the age of climate change, overpopulation, and not to mention feminism, women don`t judge their self-worth by how many children they have. Children are viewed as an infection, rather than as a blessing from God, by a growing number of enlightened individuals.

Today women fear that they will become cat ladies, “OMG I`m going to be a cat lady” a woman wails when she`s 30-something and still single. Cat ladies – who are just single older ladies with felines — represent abject failure in the eyes of young women.

But cat ladies shouldn`t be looked down upon with disdain or sympathy, they deserve our respect for realizing that a small fluffy kitten will give them more comfort, companionship and fulfillment than any man or woman ever could.

They also deserve our gratitude for not giving birth to greedy insatiable little monsters who pollute the Earth and kill off thousands of other species of living creatures.

Indeed I would urge all women and men to save the Earth, and forgo having any children, and adopt a kitten or a puppy from an animal shelter instead.

God save cat ladies, they are the hope of humankind!

Donald Trump’s Tepid Response to New Zealand Massacre Proves He’s a Racist


When tragedy strikes whether in the homeland or somewhere else in the global village, the president in his role as comforter-in-chief soothes our anxiety and fear with soothing words.

President Donald Trump has the best words, but in times of turmoil his tweets and comments always inflame rather than soothe the national psyche.

When White Nationalists, Nazis and assorted racist scum paraded their racism for all the world to see in Charlottesville, instead of uniting our country with words of condemnation for bigotry and racism, Trump made things exponentially worse with his despicable “good people on both sides” rhetoric.

In the aftermath of the horrible massacre in New Zealand when a white nationalist gunned down dozens of Muslims while they were worshipping in a mosque, Trump once again failed to call out white nationalism.

Here`s Trump`s tepid response to the abominable act of terrorism, via a tweet:

“My warmest sympathy and best wishes goes out to the people of New Zealand after the horrible massacre in the Mosques. 49 innocent people have so senselessly died, with so many more seriously injured. The U.S. stands by New Zealand for anything we can do. God bless all!”

Later in remarks in the Oval Office, he said:

“I spoke with Prime Minister Ardern of New Zealand to express the sorrow of our entire nation following the monstrous terror attacks at two mosques.”

Trump didn`t express empathy or solidarity with the Muslim community in America and around the world, and he didn`t explicitly condemn white nationalism. Granted Trump is a psychopath incapable of empathy, but he should have forced himself to fulfill his responsibility as comforter-in-chief.

Less than 24 hours after the terrorist slaughtered 49 Muslim worshippers at two mosques in New Zealand and posted a manifesto online citing the “invasion of France and the West by nonwhites” our fearless leader had this to say:

“People hate the word `invasion,` but that`s what it is. It`s an invasion of drugs, criminals, & people…in some cases, they are killers.”

Trump boldly echoed the rhetoric of white nationalists by referring to hardworking immigrants as “invaders.” Trump utterly failed to moderate his language given the rise in violence and terrorism by white racists all over the world.

You don`t need to be a member of the “Southern Poverty Law Center” to deduce that Trump is an implacable racist. By word, deed, executive action and policy Trump has proven that he is racist to the core, and it is incumbent upon all Americans who hate racism and bigotry to remove him from office by any means necessary.

Dick Cheney Reams Mike Pence

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“A large group of conservative donors and scholars were shocked last weekend after a friendly exchange between Vice President Mike Pence and Dick Cheney, the former vice president, turned tense.

Cheney, a fierce defender of the foreign policy of President George W. Bush, politely questioned the approach of Pence`s boss, President Donald Trump, on foreign policy and national security.”


Actually by most accounts the “friendly exchange” was more like a grilling, Cheney accused the Trump administration of treating American foreign policy like a “New York real estate deal,” and he demanded answers from the hapless Pence.

The current vice president is normally mild-mannered and even-tempered but he`s a loyal lieutenant and he vociferously defends his boss`s contradictory and irrational domestic and foreign policies.

Most Republican leaders are too afraid to confront Trump, so they take out their frustrations on Pence, they rightly deduce that a milquetoast whose nose is perpetually brown is just going to stand there like a mannequin and take it.

I rarely find common ground with Darth Vader, but Cheney is spot-on: Trump treats foreign policy like a “New York real estate deal.”

When deciding what action to take in hot spots around the globe the stable genius doesn`t take geopolitical concerns or our democratic values into consideration, he merely does a cost-benefit analysis.

Take Syria for example, Trump wanted to remove our troops from the god-forsaken country immediately and precipitously as a cost-saving measure. He didn`t consult with our allies, and he was willing to leave the Kurds to the tender mercies of the brutal Turkish army.

Nobody treats Pence with the deference due a vice president, and he`s in for at least two more years of Cheney-like attacks.

But reaming Pence is as challenging as taking candy from a baby. I wish Republican politicians would grow some gonads, and attack Trump directly for destroying their party and doing indelible harm to our democracy.

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OMG! Can You Imagine Donald Trump as an Airline Pilot?

In the aftermath of an Ethiopian Airlines crash that killed all 157 passengers on board, the stable genius offered his ideas on improving airline safety.

We might be wise listen to the owner of defunct Trump Airlines, the shuttle service that operated flights from LaGuardia Airport to Logan International Airport and Ronald Reagan Airport.

Maybe not, after all the fuc*ing moron bankrupt Trump Airlines in less than five years due to his mismanagement and incompetence.

Here`s what the engineer-in-chief had to say, on Twitter of course:

Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly. Pilots are no longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better. Split second decisions are….

… needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet very little gain. I don`t know about you, but I don`t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a plane!

We don`t need Albert Einstein or a computer scientist from MIT flying commercial airplanes, and we also don`t need tips from a businessman who has several bankruptcies under his belt telling us how to run an airliner or any other business.

I wouldn`t be surprised if Trump petitions the FAA to reduce cruising altitude from 35,000 feet to five thousand feet so commoners will be able to read the Trump logo when he`s flying one of his private jets.

Can you imagine Trump as an commercial airline pilot?

I`d like to welcome the ladies and gentlemen on first class, never mind the losers flying coach.

My copilot for this flight is Mike Pence, his primary responsibility is serving me coffee and fluffing my hair. But in case of an emergency, the Holy Roller will recite a prayer over the PA system.

But don`t worry! This will be a beautiful flight, believe me! I will probably set a world record getting you to your destination.

To reduce tension and anxiety feel free to flirt with all the stewardesses, believe me, they are all hot! I picked the bitches myself!

I`d like to ease your mind by informing you that there are no therapy animals onboard this flight, crapping and pissing all over the cabin. God, how I hate puppies, kittens and all fluffy animals that losers and mental cases rely on for comfort.

Pence you moron! Wait until I get up to stretch my legs before you try to kiss my ass. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, it`s so hard to get good help these days.

Thank God Trump isn`t a pilot, engineer or anything having to do with the airline business.

Stable Genius Donald Trump Calls Apple CEO Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’

Tim Apple

At a meeting of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board Donald Trump called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple.”

Here`s the actual quote:

“We`re going to be opening up the labor forces because we have to. We have so many companies coming in. People like Tim – you`re expanding all over and doing things that I really wanted you to do right from the beginning. I used to say, `Tim, you gotta start doing it here,` and you really have you`ve really put a big investment in our country. We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.”

Nobody present smiled or acknowledged Trump`s faux pas, after all he has a long history of butchering people`s names. The stable genius once referred to Melania Trump as “Melanie” on Twitter, he`s safe as long as he doesn`t call her “Stormy” during one of their annual intimate interludes.

Tim Cook wasn`t offended, in fact he playfully changed his name on Twitter to Tim and the Apple logo. Naturally, Trump haters on social media gave him a hard time, just like they do every time he says something stupid, racist or ignorant.

But Trump has such a thin orange skin that he just can`t let it go. At a meeting with donors he told them that what he actually said was “Tim Cook Apple” really fast and “Cook” was just really soft.

And today he tweeted:

“At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!”

The hallmark of a pathological liar is that he can`t keep his story straight. I don`t know why the fuc*ing moron lied to cover up his gaffe, his critics know he`s a compulsive liar and his supporters don`t care. If Trump had called Cook “Johnny Appleseed” more than a few of his cultists would name their firstborn “Johnny Appleseed” in tribute to their Messiah.

If Trump doesn`t want to see another bad Trump story, he should try keeping his trap shut because nothing but obscenities, lies and nonsense emanates from his pie hole.

Donald Trump’s Wall is a Symbol and Manifestation of Evil Incarnate

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Trump`s mantra and rallying cry during the 2016 presidential campaign was “I will build a wall and Mexico will pay for it.” It was a perfect metaphor and slogan designed to appeal to Trump`s racist white evangelical base.

Trump`s mythical wall crystalized the xenophobia, racism and bigotry of his base into a tangible and concrete object. When his supporters chant “Build the Wall” they are thinking to themselves: Deport those wetbacks! Stop spics and niggers from invading our homeland!

Trump`s base doesn`t know geopolitics from a prayer cloth, and they assumed that it would be a piece of cake for their Messiah to hoodwink the Mexican president into paying from his damn wall.

In 1626, a Dutch trader, Peter Minuit, purchased the island of Manhattan for the equivalent of $24 worth of beads and trinkets, so why couldn`t the art of the deal businessman con the ignorant Mexicans into paying for his vanity project?

It`s now become obvious to even the most deluded Trump supporters that Mexico isn`t paying for the damn wall, but such is their hatred of everyone who isn`t white that they will gladly pay for the abomination with their taxes.

Trump himself has become the manifestation of the wall, his supporters perceive him as a bulwark against godless abortionists, activist liberal judges, disease-ridden criminal immigrants, feminists and secular scientists.

To quote Martin Luther King Jr, “Let us realize the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” The MAGA crowd is terrified of this universal march toward justice where white people will no longer be at the top of the pecking order, and they see Trump as their last Great White Hope.

Fortunately, Trump and his sycophants are fighting a losing battle against demographics, democracy, and the innate desire of people for justice and liberty.

The wall will never be built, but every day that Trump remains in power he erodes our constitutional democracy, he must be impeached and removed from power now rather than later.

There Are Only Two Degrees of Separation Between Trump and Any Pedophile, Prostitute, Playboy Model or Porn Star

Short-fingered Vulgarian

“Six degrees of separation is the idea that all people are six, or fewer, social connections away from each other. As a result, a chain of a friend of a friend statements can be made to connect any two people in a maximum of six steps. It was originally set out by Frigyes Karinthy in 1929 and popularized in an eponymous 1990 play written by John Guare. It is sometimes generalized to the average social distance being logarithmic in the size of the population.”


This maxim hold true for most individuals, but in the case of Donald Trump there are only two or three degrees of separation between him and any porn star, madam, Playboy bunny, racist, political trickster or pedophile.

I`m not surprised that at a Super Bowl party at his golf club Trump took a selfie with Li Yang, the owner of the massage parlor where New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft paid a masseuse/prostitute for a happy ending.

There are no degrees of separation between the short-fingered vulgarian and deviants and criminals the likes of billionaire registered sex offender Jerry Epstein, former Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort convicted of filing false tax returns and bank fraud, porn star Stormy Daniels who disgraced her noble profession by having a close encounter of the third kind with Trump`s toadstool, White supremacist David Duke and 101 Russian mobsters, oligarchs and spies.

I am determined that there will be more than six degrees of separation between me and Trump and any of his supporters. If you still support Trump after two years of the lies, racism and misogyny of his administration you are dead to me.