Jerry Rice’s Popeyes Chicken Commercial an Abomination! May He Rot in Hell!

I lived in the San Francisco Bay Area during the glory days of the San Francisco 49ers, watching Joe Montana connect with Jerry Rice for touchdown after touchdown was pure poetry in motion. Joe Cool and Jerry Rice exemplified grace and elegance on and off the field, and they are gridiron legends.

After his retirement Montana has appeared in several commercials, including the classic ATT commercial featuring Montana and Steve Young. Montana has managed to make money as as commercial spokesman without embarrassing himself.

Jerry Rice, on the other hand, has almost succeeded in destroying his elegant legacy on the football field with one tacky and disturbing commercial.

Rice is perpetrating the racist stereotype that blacks sho nuff love dem some fried chicken, this toxic commercial must be seen to be believed.

The commercial depicts Rice wearing a football helmet with the Popeyes Chicken logo, that has a piece of fried chicken attached to it.

I`m a Latino and I love tacos, but common sense and self-pride would inhibit me from wearing a T-shirt with the slogan: Orale ese, gimme some tacos.

Shame on Jerry Rice, he is an embarrassment to athletes, blacks, Americans and the entire human race. If there`s a God in heaven he will choke on a chicken bone and wake up in hell.

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Donald Trump Already Has 2020 Slogan: Keep America Great!

“Donald Trump hasn`t even taken the oath of office for his first term, but he`s already beginning to plot his re-election. He`s starting with a new slogan: Keep America Great.

With full confidence that he will be able to make good on his promise to `Make America Great Again,` the Republican president-elect told The Washington Post in an interview published Wednesday that he already has a vision for 2020.

`Are you ready?` he asked his interviewer. `Keep America Great,` exclamation point.

Trump immediately demanded his lawyer come into the room and explore whether the slogan should be trademarked. He later vacillated on whether the exclamation point was needed.”


America was already great before Donald Trump was elected president, and the greatness of America manifested in her diversity, freedom and creativity will ensure that America will remain great even after four or eight years of a Trump administration.

Trump is brimming with confidence as evidenced by his pondering a 2020 reelection slogan, unfortunately like any run-of-the-mill egomaniac he`s only confident about his personal success. As long as his brand is on the rise, I don`t think Trump cares if Putin annexes Alaska, China erects an artificial island twenty miles from Taiwan, and Iran invades Iraq.

I hope and trust that the majority of Americans who didn`t buy Trump`s “Make America Great” crap will continue to make America great by opposing his fascist agenda every step of the way.

I`m hesitant to offer Trump any advice, but he should ditch the exclamation point, it didn`t work out particularly well for Jeb Bush.

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Yellow-headed Moth With Tiny Genitalia Named After Donald Trump

“A yellow-headed moth with tiny genitalia now shares a name with the nation`s soon-to-be 45th President.

Scientists have named a new species of moth Neopalpa donaldtrumpi after President-elect Donald Trump – partially because the yellow, puffy scales on the critter`s head look like the Republican`s signature coiffed `do.

`The specific epithet is selected because of the resemblance of the scales on the frons (head) of the moth to Mr. Trump`s hairstyle,` taxonomist Vazrick Nazari wrote in a new paper.”

New York Daily News

It makes perfect sense to name a moth after Donald Trump, moths are attracted to artificial lights, and we are all familiar with Trump`s attraction to klieg lights.

A moth that`s attracted to artificial lights, who has puffy yellow scales on his head that bear a remarkable resemblance to Trump`s hairdo, and has tiny genitalia — even in comparison to other moths, how could scientists not name it after Trump?

Moths are considered major agricultural pests in many parts of the world, Donald Trump is considered a pest, not only in America, but throughout the world.

When a moth invades my home I kill it with a fly swatter with a flick of my wrist, would to God it were as easy to get rid of Donald J. Trump.

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Unipiper Keeps Portland Weird by Shoveling Snow While Riding Unicycle

“Oregon`s Unipiper proved `Keep Portland Weird` is an all-seasons struggle when he was filmed shoveling snow while riding his unicycle and playing bagpipes.

The Unipiper, aka Brian Kidd, posted a video to YouTube showing him shoveling snow from the sidewalk in his Portland neighborhood.
Kidd, whose unicycle multitasking videos have repeatedly gone viral, rides his unicycle and plays `The Imperial March` from Star Wars on his flame-shooting bagpipes while clearing the snow.”


I love snow, it turns even the most gritty urban neighborhood into a virginal winter wonderland. But after a few moments of gazing with wonder and amazement at the beautiful scenery, I think to myself: Damn, I have to shovel my driveway!

Clearing a driveway is a precarious task, if you exert too much energy you risk slipping and cracking your skull. That`s why I usually pay a neighborhood kid a few dollars to do it for me.

The unipiper is a wanker plain and simple: How dare he show up average males, who can`t walk and chew gum at the same time, by shoveling snow while riding his unicycle and playing flaming bagpipes.

The unipiper should consider keeping Portland weird by jumping off a skyscraper while clad in diapers and playing a flute.

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Trump’s Twitter Feed is a Window to His Mind

“Trump has been climbing the Twitter charts recently, thanks in part to his frequent use of the social networking site. Sometime on Monday he surpassed the 20 million mark.

According to the measuring tool TwitterCounter, Trump is the 68th-most-followed user on the site, just behind Canadian singer Avril Lavigne and right ahead of Indian actor Aamir Khan.

Trump`s aides had been keeping a close eye on the follower number, waiting for the account to reach 20 million.”


We don`t filter our thoughts, sometimes they emerge from the darkest part of our soul, and our thoughts don`t accurately reflect our personality or character. The id initiates instinctive impulses than often run contrary to our religious and political beliefs.

The most loathsome words and concepts lurk in our minds, but as civilized and educated people we seldom let them escape from our lips.

Think of Donald Trump`s Twitter feed as a digital manifestation of his mind, his tweets provide us with a real-time representation of what`s going on in his mind. Of course Trump`s tweets are disjointed, confusing and frequently odious, none of us carries on a coherent politically-correct conversation in our mind.

Trump`s spokespersons and surrogates have the impossible job of deciphering his tweets, hell even Trump has a hard time explaining his tweets.

Trump would be better off if he had only 20 Twitter followers instead of 20 million, but he`s addicted to the social media platform and his stubby little fingers will continue to expose what`s going on in his little mind.

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Democrat Lawmaker Wants to Build ‘Almost Presidential Hillary Clinton Museum’

“An `almost presidential` museum should be built in Westchester County to recognize Hillary Clinton and other presidential candidates who won the popular vote but lost, Greenburgh`s town supervisor says.

Paul Feiner, a Democrat, said he isn`t suggesting using town or government funding for a museum or library, but wants a local college to take on the project, which he says would boost tourism in the area.”


I can understand Paul Feiner`s desire to erect an “Almost Presidential Museum” in Westchester County to commemorate Hillary Clinton almost breaking the ultimate glass ceiling, such a curiosity would bring in a lot of revenue to his county.

An “Almost Presidential Hillary Clinton Museum” would quickly become a shrine that would attract millions of pantsuit-clad lesbians and feminists from all over the world.

But Feiner is a perfect example of the liberal who can`t accept the reality that against all odds Donald Trump became the President of the United States.

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades; Hillary`s popular vote victory and her senior citizen discount won`t get her a cup of coffee for less than $2 at Starbucks.

Like it or not, blowhard billionaire Donald Trump is the legitimate freely elected president, we should accept this reality and move on.

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New Yorker Magazine Cover Captures the Essence of Donald Trump

“With just one week until President-elect Donald Trump`s inauguration, The New Yorker used its cover to imagine what his presidency will be like.

The cover features Trump trying to fit into an amusement ride meant for children.”

Huffington Post

The cover depicts Trump “driving” a stationary car meant for a child.

This New Yorker cover perfectly captures the essence of Donald Trump. The blowhard billionaire rants, raves and tweets, but he`s not moving himself or the country forward. All of his histrionics and diatribes are nothing but hot air, and they quickly dissipate, although they do leave a foul odor that lingers.

A toy car would be ideally suited for Trump, I imagine it`s difficult for the short-fingered vulgarian to handle a normal-sized steering wheel.

The New Yorker is taking the proper approach in handling Trump, that is don`t try to delegitimize his presidency, he won fair and square, but by all means ridicule him.

I used to think a clown car perfectly captured the spirit of Trump, but I must admit that a toy car ride is even better.

Fasten your seat belts, we`re in for a rough ride, a colicky man-baby is behind the wheel.

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Obama’s Anti-white Bias is Responsible for the Rise of Donald Trump

November 2008 flush with hope and change I cast my ballot for Barack Hussein Obama, and I rejoice with unspeakable joy when he wins.

I`m proud that I participated in history; Obama`s victory instills me with hope that one day a Latino will sit in the Oval Office.

Obama`s vision of a post-racial America has come to fruition, and I look forward to four or eight years of hopes realized and change codified into just laws.

But my hopes and dreams are soon dashed to smithereens! Like almost all biracial individuals Obama identifies as black, and he seems to have a self-loathing of his white nature which manifests itself in a prejudice towards white people in general, and white police officers in particular.

Whenever there was an interaction between a black criminal and a white police officer that resulted in violence, Obama instinctively took the side of the black lawbreaker. Not only did Obama take the side of petty black criminals, but he also disparaged the police.

As a biracial person who was raised in the Muslim faith, and later converted to Christianity, Obama was ideally suited to lead our diverse nation, but his bias against white people only served to widen the chasm that separates us.

So long Obama! Good bye Obama Phones and Obamacare! Adios leading from behind! Hasta la vista pandering to Muslim despots! Bye “if I had a son he would look like Trayvon Martin.” Goodbye identity politics.

Obama planted the toxic seed that led to the rise of Donald Trump, proving the maxim that he that sows the wind will reap the whirlwind.

Thanks to Obama instead of living in a post-racial America we are awaking to a nightmare.

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Orangutan Slaps Selfie-Taking Cretin

“A tourist traveling with friends in Indonesia captured their encounter with an initially-friendly orangutan that ended up slapping one of the men in the face.

The orangutan appears unafraid of the humans and approaches them to receive some offered snacks.

The primate appears content to take food from the hands and mouths of the men, but seems suddenly annoyed when one of the men attempts to take a selfie with it.

The orangutan slaps the man in the face and quickly backs away from him.”


Selfie-taking morons are a worldwide pestilence, as this video proves even in the jungles of Indonesia you will find these wankers.

An orangutan stepped out of the jungle and and hopped on a boat hoping to interact with fellow civilized creatures, at first things went well as the humans shared snacks with their visitor.

But when the orangutan observed the fools taking selfies, he bitch slapped the hell out of one of the cretins. Even an orangutan instinctively knows that selfie-taking is uncivilized behavior.

If you observe anyone taking a selfie you have my permission to slap the hell of them, I won`t pay your legal bills but you will enjoy my moral support.

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Rep. John Lewis Declares Donald Trump Isn’t a Legitimate President

“For the first time, a leading Democrat has called into question Donald Trump`s legitimacy as president.

Rep. John Lewis, a Democratic congressman from Georgia and civil-rights icon, told NBC`s Chuck Todd in an interview for Sunday`s `Meet the Press` that he believes Russia`s alleged hacking aimed at helping Trump in the 2016 race makes Trump an illegitimate president.

Asked whether he would forge a relationship with President-elect Trump, Lewis said: It`s going to be very difficult. I don`t see this president-elect as a legitimate president.”

The Washington Post

The Democrats and Republican Never Trumpers have done everything possible to prevent Donald Trump from assuming office: Recounts fizzled, inciting an Electoral College revolt failed. Their only remaining hope is to convince Obama to declare martial law before Trump is inaugurated, but that ain`t going to happen.

Failing miserably to overturn the results of a free and fair election, they are now resigned to delegitimizing Trump.

I respect and admire Rep. John Lewis, he is a successful congressman, a civil rights hero, and a living legend, but he is tarnishing his legacy with is ridiculous assertion that Trump is an illegitimate president.

It`s impossible to prove that Russia`s alleged hacking tipped the election in favor of Trump, Hillary has only herself to blame for her humiliating defeat. The Russians didn`t coerce Hillary to set up a server in her basement, they didn`t convince her to ignore the crucial battleground states of Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, and they didn`t drug her to induce her to feint on her feet at the 9/11 event.

Trump is supremely unqualified to serve as commander-in-chief, but voters preferred a know-nothing blowhard over a conniving and corrupt witch. Trump is a clown, vulgarian, serial pussy grabber, egomaniac, and the LEGITIMATE President of the United States.

Lewis needs to move on, accept the legitimacy of the Trump administration and focus on turning the Democratic Party into an effective opposition.

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