Archive of Robert Paul Reyes’ 2016 Columns

hillary-clinton-angry

Kate McKinnon: Too Beautiful, Young and Charming to Play Hillary Clinton, November 11, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/kate-mckinnon-too-beautiful-young-and-charming-to-play-hillary-clinton/

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The Real Hillary Clinton, November 11, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/the-real-hillary-clinton/

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The Real Huma Abedin, November 11, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/the-real-huma-abedin/

donald-trump-campaign

Donald Trump Destroyed Clinton and Bush Dynasties, November 12, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-destroyed-clinton-and-bush-dynasties-hopefully-he-will-smash-capitalism/

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Hillary Clinton Has Only Herself to Blame, November 13, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/hillary-clinton-has-only-herself-to-blame/

beer

A Beer a Day Keeps the Doctor Away, November 14, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/a-beer-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away/

ramen

Gay Lovebirds Engage in Epic Fight! Assault With Cup of Top Ramen Noodles, November 15, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/gay-lovebirds-engage-in-epic-fight-assault-with-cup-of-top-ramen-noodles/

fast-food

Happy National Fast Food Day, November 16, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/happy-national-fast-food-day/

donald-trump

Can Young Children Shame Donald Trump into Being Kind?, November 17, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/can-young-children-shame-donald-trump-into-being-kind/

hillary-clinton

Why Hillary Clinton Lost Election, November 18, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/why-hillary-clinton-lost/

santa

Santa Fired for Telling Girl Hillary on Naughty List, November 19, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/mall-santa-fired-for-telling-girl-hillary-clinton-on-naughty-list/

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Golden Pheasant Dead Ringer for Donald Trump, November 20, 2016

 

http://robertpaulreyes.com/golden-pheasant-dead-ringer-for-donald-trump/

puppy

Should You Let Your Dog Lick Your Face?, November 20, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/should-you-let-your-dog-lick-your-face/

obama

Is Obama a Secret Muslim, Michelle Obama a Transsexual and Hillary Clinton a Clone ?, November 20, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/is-obama-a-secret-muslim-michelle-obama-a-transsexual-and-hillary-clinton-a-clone/

colin_kaepernick_in_2013

Colin Kaepernick Is a Selfish Jerk, November 20, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/colin-kaepernick-is-a-selfish-juvenile-jerk/

cam-newton

Cam Newton Is Despised Because He’s Gay, Not Because He’s Black, November 20, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/190-2/

hillary-clinton

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hillary Clinton, November 20, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/robert-paul-reyes-answers-everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-hillary-clinton/

pope-francis

Pope Francis Grants Priests the Authority to Absolve Abortions, November 21, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/pope-francis-grants-priests-the-authority-to-absolve-abortions/

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Uber to Employ Hookers as Drivers, November 22, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/omg-uber-to-employ-hookers-as-drivers/

brooke-baldwin

Brooke Baldwin Loses It When Guest Says Nigger, November 23, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/brooke-baldwin-loses-it-when-guest-says-nigger/

thanksgiving-image

Robert Paul Reyes: What I’m Thankful for This Thanksgiving, November 23, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/robert-paul-reyes-what-im-thankful-for-this-thanksgiving/

shotgun

Hot Chick Shoots Guests Who Overstayed Their Welcome, November 24, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/hot-chick-shoots-guests-who-overstayed-their-welcome/

kanye-west

Kanye West is Nuts! Who is Responsible for Driving Him Nuts?, November 25, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/kanye-west-is-loco-whos-responsible-for-driving-him-nuts/

carol-brady

America’s Mom Carol Brady Dead at 82, November 26, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/americas-mom-carol-brady-florence-henderson-dead-at-82/

dog-jack-russell

Donald Trump Needs to Adopt a Pet to Soften His Image, November 27,2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-needs-to-adopt-a-pet-to-soften-his-image/

donald-trump-angry-fuck

America Has Elected a Racist Moron! Get Used to It!, November 27, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/america-has-elected-a-racist-moron-get-used-to-it/

donald-trump-angry-fuck

Donald Trump’s Hissy Fit Over Unflattering Photos, November 28, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trumps-hissy-fit-over-unflattering-photos/

hillary-clinton-mad

Hillary Clinton’s Post Election No-makeup Face Rocks, November 29, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/hillary-clintons-post-election-no-makeup-face-rocks/

nancy_pelosi_2013

House Democrats must kick Nancy Pelosi to the Curb, November 29, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/house-democrats-must-kick-nancy-pelosi-to-the-curb/

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Snoop Dog and Hillary Clinton Follow Each Other on Twitter, November 30, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/snoop-dogg-and-hillary-clinton-follow-each-other-on-twitter/

donald-trump

Donald Trump is Right, Ohio State Terrorist Shouldn’t Have Been in America,November 30 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-is-right-ohio-state-university-terrorist-shouldnt-have-been-in-america/

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Hillary Clinton Must Disappear for the Good of the Democratic Party, December 1, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/hillary-clinton-must-disappear-for-the-good-of-the-democratic-party/

santa-cute

Pooch Loves Santa, December 1, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/pooch-loves-santa/

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Hillary Clinton Doll Dangling From Metal Hook in Store, December 2, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/hillary-clinton-doll-dangling-from-metal-hook-in-store-free-speech-or-hate-speech/

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Donald Trump Should Waterboard Hillary Clinton, December 3, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-should-waterboard-hillary-clinton/

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Oregon School District Bans Santa, December 3, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/oregon-school-district-bans-santa-claus/

bill-maher

Bill Maher on Donald Trump, December 4, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/bill-maher-on-donald-trump-its-like-watching-a-toddler-playing-with-a-gun/

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Cam Newton Benched for Dress Code Violation, December 5, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/fashionistaquarterback-cam-newton-benched-for-dress-code-violation/

Donald Trump Selects Ben Carson as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, December 6, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-selects-dr-ben-carson-as-secretary-of-housing-and-urban-development/

Lena Dunham’s Disgusting Toilet Selfie, December 7, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/lena-dunhams-disgusting-toilet-selfie/

Woman Driver Runs Over Ex-boyfriend’s Christmas Display, December 7, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/woman-driver-runs-over-ex-boyfriends-christmas-display/

Hillary Clinton Praises Harry Reid, December 9, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/crooked-hillary-clinton-comes-out-of-the-woods-to-praise-reprobate-harry-reid/

Is a KFC-scented candle romantic?, December 10, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/is-a-kfc-scented-candle-romantic/

Amateur Mechanic Modifies Toy Car to Reach Speed of 40 mph, December 11, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/amateur-mechanic-modifies-toy-car-to-reach-speed-of-40-mph/

Pastor from Hell Heckles Kids at Mall: There is no Santa!, December 12, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/pastor-from-hell-heckles-kids-at-mall-there-is-no-santa/

It’s not “He and She”, It’s “Ze” WTF?, December 13, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/its-not-he-and-she-its-ze-wtf/

Police Allow Police Dog to Bite Naked Unarmed Man, December 14, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/cops-allow-police-dog-to-bite-naked-unarmed-man/

Automated Restaurant Opens in New York City, December 15, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/automated-restaurant-opens-in-nyc/

Donald Trump Meets Kanye West, Hillary Clinton Meets Fat Joe, December 16, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-meets-kanye-west-hillary-clinton-meets-fat-joe/

Donald Trump Should Appoint Sylvester Stallone to Chair NEA, December 17, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-should-appoint-sylvester-stallone-to-chair-nea/

Hipster Nativity Scene Depicts Birth of Jesus in 2016, December 18, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/hipster-nativity-scene-depicts-birth-of-jesus-christ-in-2016/

Top Ten Fake News Stories of 2016, December 19, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/top-ten-fake-news-stories-of-2016/

Cops Break into Car to Rescue Mannequin That Looked too Real, December 19, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/cops-break-into-car-to-rescue-mannequin-that-looked-too-real/

Autopsy of Hillary Clinton’s Campaign, December 20, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/autopsy-of-hillary-clintons-campaign-by-robert-paul-reyes/

Elephant Farts on Friend’s Face, December 21, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/elephant-farts-on-friends-face/

Chinese Truck Driver Covers Truck With His Own Poetry, December 22, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/chinese-truck-driver-covers-his-vehicle-with-his-own-poetry/

My New Year’s Resolutions, December 23, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/robert-paul-reyes-my-new-years-resolutions/

Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton: Lovers Together Again, December 23, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/hillary-clinton-and-huma-abedin-lovers-together-again/

Putin a Statesman and Patriot, Obama a Feckless Hack, December 24, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/putin-statesman-and-patriot-obama-feckless-hack/

Kilt-wearing Santa From Hell Rides a Unicycle, December 24, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/kilt-wearing-santa-from-hell-rides-a-unicycle-in-portland-video/

The Naked Truth About Donald Trump, December 25, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/the-naked-truth-about-donald-trump/

Deconstructing Donald Trump’s Christmas Tweet, December 26, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/deconstructing-donald-trumps-christmas-tweet/

Seal Terrorizes Australian Town on Christmas, December 26, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/seal-terrorizes-australian-town-on-christmas/

Outrage Donald Trump Receives Standing Ovation at a Christian Church, December 26, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/outrage-donald-trump-receives-standing-ovation-at-a-christian-church-video/

Joe Biden: Hillary Lost Because She Had No Vision, December 27, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/joe-biden-hillary-lost-because-she-had-no-vision/

What Would a 3rd Obama Term Look Like, December 28, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/what-would-a-third-obama-term-look-like/

John Kerry’s Forked Tongue, December 29, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/john-kerrys-forked-tongue-video/

Court: Cops Can Shoot a Dog if it Moves or Barks, December 30, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/federal-court-ruling-cop-can-shoot-a-dog-if-it-barks-or-moves-when-he-enters-a-home/

My Death Wish List for 2017, December 30, 2016

http://robertpaulreyes.com/robert-paul-reyes-my-death-wish-list-for-2017/