Archive of Robert Paul Reyes’ 2017 Columns

My New Year’s Wishes for 2017, January 1, 2017

Mariah Carey’s Horrible New Year’s Eve Performance, January 1, 2017

Mariah Carey’s Epic New Year’s Eve Fail, the Aftermath, January 2, 2017

Mariah Carey Ronda Rousey Death Match, January 2, 2017

Donald Trump: No Computer is Safe, January 3, 2017

Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve Debacle, Top Ten Conspiracy Theories, January 4, 2017

Cruel New Year’s Eve Prank, January 4, 2017

Clown Donald Trump Attacks Clown Chuck Schumer, January 5, 2017

New Restaurant Opens in Iraq: Trump Fish, January 6, 2017

Photo Captures Hillary Clinton’s Despair, January 7, 2017

We Got the President We Deserve: A Reality TV Show Clown, January 8, 2017

Meryl Streep’s Golden Globes Speech Exemplifies Why Donald Trump Won, January 9, 2017

Is Hillary Clinton Going to Run for Mayor of New York City, January 10, 2017

Bernie Sanders Praises Donald Trump, January 10, 2017

Bill and Hillary Clinton Will Attend Donald Trump’s Inauguration, January 11, 2017

Obama’s Most Popular Tweet, January 12, 2017

Why Your Cat Doesn’t Like to be Picked Up, January 13, 2017