Archive of Robert Paul Reyes’ 2017 Columns

My New Year’s Wishes for 2017, January 1, 2017

Mariah Carey’s Horrible New Year’s Eve Performance, January 1, 2017

Mariah Carey’s Epic New Year’s Eve Fail, the Aftermath, January 2, 2017

Mariah Carey Ronda Rousey Death Match, January 2, 2017

Donald Trump: No Computer is Safe, January 3, 2017

Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve Debacle, Top Ten Conspiracy Theories, January 4, 2017

Cruel New Year’s Eve Prank, January 4, 2017

Clown Donald Trump Attacks Clown Chuck Schumer, January 5, 2017

New Restaurant Opens in Iraq: Trump Fish, January 6, 2017

Photo Captures Hillary Clinton’s Despair, January 7, 2017

We Got the President We Deserve: A Reality TV Show Clown, January 8, 2017

Meryl Streep’s Golden Globes Speech Exemplifies Why Donald Trump Won, January 9, 2017

Is Hillary Clinton Going to Run for Mayor of New York City, January 10, 2017

Bernie Sanders Praises Donald Trump, January 10, 2017

Bill and Hillary Clinton Will Attend Donald Trump’s Inauguration, January 11, 2017

Obama’s Most Popular Tweet, January 12, 2017

Why Your Cat Doesn’t Like to be Picked Up, January 13, 2017

John Lewis Declares Donald Trump Isn’t a Legitimate President, January 14, 2017

Orangutan Slaps Selfie-taking Cretin, January 14, 2017

Obama’s Anti-white Bias Responsible for Rise of Donald Trump, January 15, 2017

New Yorker Magazine Cover Captures Essence of Donald Trump, January 15, 2017

Democratic Lawmaker Wants to Erect ‘Almost Presidential Hillary Clinton Museum, January 16, 2017

Donald Trump’s Twitter Feed Is a Window to His Mind, January 17, 2017

Unipiper Keeps Portland Weird by Shoveling Snow While Riding Unicycle, January 18, 2017

Yellow-headed Moth With Tiny Genitalia Named After Donald Trump, January 18, 2017

Donald Trump Already Has 2020 Slogan: Keep America Great, January 19, 2017

Jerry Rice’s Popeyes Chicken Commercial an Abomination, January 20, 2017

Woman Beats Pregnant Sister Over Weave, January 21, 2017

Kellyanne Conway’s Inauguration Dress Rocks, January 22, 2017

Donald Trump: Four Years of Tweets, Typos and Temper Tantrums, January 22, 2017