Archive of Robert Paul Reyes’ 2017 Columns

My New Year’s Wishes for 2017, January 1, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/robert-paul-reyes-my-new-years-wishes-for-2017/

Mariah Carey’s Horrible New Year’s Eve Performance, January 1, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/mariah-careys-horrible-new-years-eve-performance-career-ending-disaster/

Mariah Carey’s Epic New Year’s Eve Fail, the Aftermath, January 2, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/mariah-careys-epic-new-years-eve-fail-the-aftermath/

Mariah Carey Ronda Rousey Death Match, January 2, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/mariah-carey-ronda-rousey-death-match/

Donald Trump: No Computer is Safe, January 3, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-no-computer-is-safe/

Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve Debacle, Top Ten Conspiracy Theories, January 4, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/mariah-carey-new-years-eve-debacle-top-ten-conspiracy-theories/

Cruel New Year’s Eve Prank, January 4, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/cruel-new-years-eve-prank/

Clown Donald Trump Attacks Clown Chuck Schumer, January 5, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/clown-donald-trump-attacks-clown-chuck-schumer/

New Restaurant Opens in Iraq: Trump Fish, January 6, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/new-restaurant-opens-in-iraq-trump-fish/

Photo Captures Hillary Clinton’s Despair, January 7, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/photo-captures-hillary-clintons-despair/

We Got the President We Deserve: A Reality TV Show Clown, January 8, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/we-got-the-president-we-deserve-a-reality-tv-show-clown-hail-trump/

Meryl Streep’s Golden Globes Speech Exemplifies Why Donald Trump Won, January 9, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/meryl-streeps-golden-globes-speech-exemplifies-why-donald-trump-won/

Is Hillary Clinton Going to Run for Mayor of New York City, January 10, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/is-hillary-clinton-going-to-run-for-mayor-of-new-york-city/

Bernie Sanders Praises Donald Trump, January 10, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/sen-bernie-sanders-praises-donald-trump/

Bill and Hillary Clinton Will Attend Donald Trump’s Inauguration, January 11, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/bill-and-hillary-clinton-will-attend-donald-trumps-inauguration/

Obama’s Most Popular Tweet, January 12, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/obamas-most-popular-tweet/

Why Your Cat Doesn’t Like to be Picked Up, January 13, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/why-your-cat-doesnt-like-to-be-picked-up/

John Lewis Declares Donald Trump Isn’t a Legitimate President, January 14, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/rep-john-lewis-declares-donald-trump-isnt-a-legitimate-president/

Orangutan Slaps Selfie-taking Cretin, January 14, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/orangutan-slaps-selfie-taking-cretin/

Obama’s Anti-white Bias Responsible for Rise of Donald Trump, January 15, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/obamas-anti-white-bias-is-responsible-for-the-rise-of-donald-trump/

New Yorker Magazine Cover Captures Essence of Donald Trump, January 15, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/new-yorker-magazine-cover-captures-the-essence-of-donald-trump/

Democratic Lawmaker Wants to Erect ‘Almost Presidential Hillary Clinton Museum, January 16, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/democrat-lawmaker-wants-to-build-almost-presidential-hillary-clinton-museum/

Donald Trump’s Twitter Feed Is a Window to His Mind, January 17, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/trumps-twitter-feed-is-a-window-to-his-mind/

Unipiper Keeps Portland Weird by Shoveling Snow While Riding Unicycle, January 18, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/unipiper-keeps-portland-weird-by-shoveling-snow-while-riding-unicycle/

Yellow-headed Moth With Tiny Genitalia Named After Donald Trump, January 18, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/yellow-headed-moth-with-tiny-genitalia-named-after-donald-trump/

Donald Trump Already Has 2020 Slogan: Keep America Great, January 19, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-already-has-2020-slogan-keep-america-great/

Jerry Rice’s Popeyes Chicken Commercial an Abomination, January 20, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/jerry-rices-popeyes-chicken-commercial-an-abomination-may-he-rot-in-hell/

Woman Beats Pregnant Sister Over Weave, January 21, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/woman-beats-pregnant-sister-over-weave/

Kellyanne Conway’s Inauguration Dress Rocks, January 22, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/kellyanne-conways-patriotic-inauguration-dress-has-me-all-hot-and-bothered/

Donald Trump: Four Years of Tweets, Typos and Temper Tantrums, January 22, 2017

http://robertpaulreyes.com/donald-trump-four-years-of-tweets-typos-and-temper-tantrums/