Mike Pence Claims Triple Crown Winner American Pharoah Bit Him

“Vice President Mike Pence told Republican House members at a retreat in Baltimore on Friday that American Pharoah bit him so hard when he saw the 2015 Triple Crown winner that he nearly collapsed, according to a report by Lesley Clark of McClatchy’s DC Bureau.


Pence and Kentucky Rep. Andy Barr dropped by Ashford Stud in Versailles, Ky., on March 7, 2018, for a meet and greet with American Pharoah. During the visit, Pence – who referred to himself at Friday’s GOP gathering as a horse guy – said he held the horse briefly and American Pharoah bit me so hard on the arm, I almost collapsed.
‘I just gritted my teeth and smiled,’ Pence said, ‘because you know what? In our line of work, you’re going to get bit sometimes, but you keep fighting forward. And we did.'”


Paulick Report


Dermot Ryan, the manager of the stud farm seemed doubtful that American Pharaoh bit the vice president, describing the Triple Crown winner as a “sweet horse.”

Every politician worth his salt regales his audience with tall tales, witness Joe Biden’s epic story of his showdown with Corn Pop, the gangsta leader of the Romans.

I share Ryan’s skepticism, but horses are noble and intelligent creatures and they don’t suffer fools or politicians gladly. The race horse may very well have chomped on Pence’s arm.

Pence claims that he just gritted is teeth and smiled when the horse bit him, and doesn’t he have plenty of practice at gritting his teeth and smiling when he’s standing next to Trump as he utters sheer nonsense?


I just wish American Pharoah had chomped off his brown nose, and kicked him in the ass for good measure.

Read More: https://www.paulickreport.com/news/people/vice-grip-mike-pence-tells-unlikely-tale-of-being-bitten-by-american-pharoah/

Is Donald Trump a Very Stable Genius or a Freaking Moron?

“A Very Stable Genius” Thank You

Donald Trump tweet

Apropos of nothing, this was the fucking moron’s first tweet of this weekend’s tweetstorm.

He quickly moved on to attack his favorite target, a prominent black woman, this weekend it was MSNBC’s Joy Reid.

The tweet was in quotation marks, which leads me to believe that the narcissist was quoting himself, because I haven’t heard even his most sycophantic followers use that term to describe him.

The only persons I’ve heard call Trump a stable genius are comics and pundits who do so in an ironic or mocking manner.

Anybody who wakes up at an ungodly hour of the morning to tweet “A Very Stable Genius” Thank You is the antithesis of a stable genius.

And what’s up with the “Thank You”? I’ve heard of folks talking to themselves, but when you thank yourself you’ve reached a new level of craziness.

What do you think my faithful readers, can I get away with channeling the stable genus?

“The Greatest Blogger in the World!” Thank You

Robert Paul Reyes tweet

Kamala Harris Compares Donald Trump to the Wizard of Oz, the ‘Small Dude’

“Kamala Harris prompted laughter from the audience during Thursday night’s primary debate by likening Trump to the ‘small dude’ behind the curtain in ‘The Wizard of Oz.’ ‘Donald Trump, in office, on trade policy … he reminds me of that guy in ‘The Wizard of Oz,’ you know, when you pull back the curtain, it’s a really small dude,’ she said, referring to the title character.”

The Hill

Dorothy, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and Toto’s journey down the Yellow Brick Road finally ends in the Emerald City of Oz. They hear a loud booming voice as if the Wizard of Oz was a Greek deity speaking from Mount Olympus, commanding them to come back another time. But Toto rips open the curtain, and the mighty Wizard of Oz is exposed as an ineffectual little man. Like any con artist worth his salt the Wiz doesn’t come clean right away, instead continuing to bellow over the loudspeaker:  Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Trump huffs and puffs as if he were a ferocious wolf but, he’s a little piglet with tiny fingers. We should pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, he isn’t the greatest president since the late great Abraham Lincoln, and he isn’t a populist hero making America Great Again. He’s a racist, a short-fingered vulgarian, and a fucking moron.  

The pompous buffoon certainly reminds us of the Wizard of Oz, but he also bears a striking resemblance to two other characters in that iconic movie.

Trump frequently brags about his supposedly high IQ, and he refers to himself as a “stable genius”, but his head is as bereft of a brain as the Scarecrow.

The Cowardly lion is a big bully who tries to bite little Toto, but cries like a little bitch when Dorothy slaps him. Trump tries to portray himself as an alpha dog, the king of the jungle, but never let us forget he’s the coward who avoided the Vietnam War by claiming he had bone spurs.

The Wizard didn’t deserve to rule over the Emerald City of Oz and Trump doesn’t deserve to be the President of the United States. Pay no attention to Trump’s lies and boasts and kick him to the curb on November 2020.

Read More: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/461393-harris-keeps-up-little-dude-attack-on-trump-after-debate

Chrissy Teigen’s Savage Twitter Put Down of Donald Trump Made My Day

Donald Trump has a hair-trigger temper, and he flies into a rage at any perceived provocation. If someone looks at him askance his disgusting little fingers immediately blast that person on Twitter.

Regular folks have to filter their thoughts before posting them on Twitter because the social media giant isn’t shy about suspending or banning accounts for breaking their rules, but Trump has carte blanche to bully and libel private citizens.

The stable genius’s ire was touched off by an MSNBC town hall about criminal justice hosted by Lester Holt and  featuring John Legend. Trump was furious that he wasn’t given enough credit for passage of the criminal justice reform legislation, therefore he lashed out at Legend with a tweet:


“Guys like boring musician @johnlegend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is – but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed.”


In Trump’s eyes the greatest sin a person can commit is not giving him credit, and he will treat anyone who doesn’t praise him lavishly as a mortal enemy.

This noxious tweet fits a pattern of Trump targeting powerful and outspoken women, in particular women of color. Talk about a hair-trigger temper, Trump goes off half-cocked whenever a prominent black or brown woman criticizes him.

Trump doesn’t see a black woman like Chrissy Teigen as a human being, thus he didn’t name her and simply referred to her as “filthy mouthed woman.”
The fucking moron chose the wrong black woman to denigrate, Teigen is a social media heavyweight and she returned fire with fire tweeting:


“lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.”


Trump’s tiny fingers must have shriveled at that savage putdown, I bet he’ll think twice before insulting Teigen again.

Mike Pence’s Nose is Permanently Affixed to Donald Trump’s Rectum

On Sunday, the New York Times reported that Donald Trump had invited representatives of the Taliban to Camp David for peace talks over the objections of some top advisers, including National Security Advisor John Bolton and Vice President Mike Pence. 


In response Trump what he does best, lie. He tweeted:


“A lot of Fake News is being reported that I overruled the VP and various advisers on a potential Camp David meeting with the Taliban. This Story is False! I always think it is good to meet and talk, but in this case I decided not to.”


Pence and Trump are joined at the hip, or perhaps it would be more accurate to state that the VP’s nose is permanently affixed to his boss’s rectum. Therefore it comes as a surprise that Pence would disagree with Trump about such an important matter, but it’s not surprising Pence would deny that they disagreed. A parish priest is more likely to publicly disagree with the Pope, than Pence is to publicly declare that he doesn’t share the same opinion as the racist-in-chief on any issue.


Before you could say “Mike Pence has the brownest nose in Washington” Pence replied to to Trump’s tweet”


“That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision.”


Notice the sniveling sycophant channeled the stable genius in his tweet, adopting the president’s nomenclature and random capitalization.

What a spineless coward! The only thing that reeks more than Pence’s nose is his soul!

Susan Olsen Who Played Innocent Cindy Brady is a Trump Supporter! Life is Horrible and I Want to Die!

The iconic 70’s situation comedy “The Brady Bunch” is celebrating its 50th anniversary, and this milestone elicits memories of my  childhood and fears of my impeding death.

The beloved series chronicled the misadventures of a large family united when a widower (Robert Reed) and his three sons and a widow (Florence Henderson) and her three daughters get married.

Mike Brady was the perfect TV dad, and Carol Brady was the quintessential MILF, although my 12-year-old version simply perceived her as very cute and charming.

Marcia Brady (Marcia Marcia Marcia!) was my childhood crush, I was in 7th heaven whenever an episode centered on her travails. I bore a striking resemblance to Greg Brady, although I didn’t have his groovy wardrobe or his singing talent.

Pigtail-wearing Cindy Brady was the epitome of innocence, I didn’t know any of my friends or classmates who wouldn’t have traded in their sisters for the youngest Brady.

As an adult I learned that the actors who portrayed the Brady family were nothing like TV counterparts. Florence Henderson who played the eternally cheerful Carol Brady suffered from clinical depression; Robert Reed who portrayed the All-American Dad Mike Brady was a closeted gay man; and cute-as-a-button Susan Olsen who played Cindy Brady grew up to be a Donald Trump supporter. The horror! The Horror!


Cindy Brady a Trump sycophant? I no longer fear death! Life is horrible and I long for sweet oblivion!

Karen Pence is a Scary Mother

“Second Lady Karen Pence was terrified after Donald Trump won the 2016 election — scared that the couple would go broke. ‘What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money!’ she railed at husband Mike Pence the day after Trump’s surprise victory, according to an upcoming book. ‘Who’s going to pay for my inaugural gown?’ Trump’s inaugural committee ended up picking up the tab for Karen Pence’s outfit, according to Tom LoBianco, author of ‘Piety & Power: Mike Pence and the Taking of the White House.’”

The New York Post

When Donald Trump’s vain fantasy of being the President of the United States became a real-life nightmare, Karen Pence was mortified and terrified.

Was the devout evangelical Christian terrified because she feared that the morally depraved real estate developer with a penchant for declaring bankruptcies to avoid paying contractors would lead America to financial ruin and moral depravity?

No. Mother was only thinking about herself, namely who was going to pay for her inaugural gown.  It’s totally in keeping with the mentality of a politician’s wife, that she expects someone, a lobbyist, a donor, or the government, to pay for her damn inaugural gown.

“What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money,” she screamed at her hapless husband. The Pences aren’t exactly in the poorhouse, Mike’s state and federal pensions pay him hundreds of thousands per year for the rest of his life. We’re not talking about a blue-collar family that is worried about how they will pay for their daughter’s prom dress.

Even had Mother worn the most expensive inaugural gown in the world, she would still look frumpy and dowdy. She’s no Melania Trump, that’s for damn sure.

I was terrified when Trump won the 2016 election, and I’m still terrified. Who will deliver us from the vulgar and incompetent Trumps and the sanctimonious and hypocritical Pences?

Read More:   https://nypost.com/2019/09/07/karen-pence-was-worried-about-going-broke-after-trump-won/

Chemical Castration or Incarceration: The Only Way to Protect Women and Girls From Joe Biden

Creepy Joe Biden

During a campaign stop in Iowa earlier in the week, Biden was speaking to a teacher in that state when he grabbed her hands without asking her first. The teacher was not impressed. The woman chastised Biden for getting too grabby — and afterward said his actions made her feel ‘uncomfortable.’

Lifezette.Com

Creepy Joe Biden’s claim to fame is making women and underaged girls feel uncomfortable. Just search YouTube for “creepy Joe Biden” and you will find dozens of videos depicting Biden groping and otherwise molesting women and prepubescent girls.

We all have an uncle with a penchant for telling off-color jokes or who can’t help himself from kissing and hugging young nieces and grandchildren. Most parents nip that nonsense in the bud and set up strict ground rules when the creep shows up for family get-togethers.

But most women are intimidated when a famous politician gropes them, how do you tell a former vice president that he’s crossed a line? If all the women that Biden has made uncomfortable moved to Iowa, he would win the Iowa Caucus in a landslide.

“Biden has been accused by at least eight women of touching them without permission. Amid a furor over the allegations, he said that he accepted that ‘social norms are changing,’ adding: ‘I will be more mindful about respecting personal space in the future. That’s my responsibility, and I will meet it.’”

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/you-need-to-ask-first-iowa-teacher-blasts-biden-for-grabbing-her-hands-when-she-asked-him-a-question

I’m not surprised Biden so quickly reverted to his perverted ways, the only way to keep women and children safe from the likes of Biden is chemical castration or incarceration.

Jessica Roman, the teacher who works with special needs children, was pressing Biden on his plans to help unionized teachers under recent changes to Iowa’s collective bargaining laws when he instinctively reached out and grabbed her hands. In doing so he was asserting his male dominance and getting sexual satisfaction by touching her flesh.

To hell with the misguided notion that Democrats should refrain from criticizing any of the 2020 presidential hopefuls. Joe Biden is too old, too establishment, too moderate, and too creepy to be the Democratic standard bearer.

Read More: https://www.lifezette.com/2019/09/joe-biden-on-the-hot-seat-again-woman-rips-him-for-grabbing-her-hands-without-permission/

More Empty Seats Than Attendees at Donald Trump Jr. Rally

“Donald Trump Jr. spoke to a thin crowd — reportedly numbering only a few hundred — at a rally last week in Pikeville, Kentucky. President Donald Trump‘s eldest son, a frequent surrogate on the campaign trail, attended the event to garner support for Republican Gov. Matt Bevin, who is seeking re-election against Democratic rival Andy Beshear, according to the Lexington Herald-Leader.


According to Louisville radio station WFPL, about 200 people showed up for the event, despite a report from local station WYMT indicating “locals expect a memorable turnout” at the Appalachian Wireless Arena, which can hold up to 7,000 guests.”


People Magazine


Donald Trump obsesses over ratings, the size of his hands and crowd sizes, and Junior’s sparse crowd may lead the stable genius to disinherit his son from his will.

Organizers resorted to desperate means to make the “crowd” look larger, they asked the audience to move closer to the stage. When only 200 supporters show up in a venue that holds 7,000 guests, it’s really stretching to call it a rally. Rosie O’Donnell would have drawn a larger crowd had she given a lecture on anal bleaching guide for big size women.

The Trumps don’t accept reality when it doesn’t meet their expectations, and they employ alternative facts, digital manipulation and sometimes just a Sharpie to create their own alternative universe.


I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump Jr. Photoshops images of the sparsely attended event to make it look like the crowd at an NFL game, or maybe he will just use a Sharpie to add stick figures.

Regardless what crude means Trump Jr. uses to inflate the size of his crowd, Trump’s base will fall for it. Cultists who are drunk on Kool-Aid will accept alternative facts and digitally-manipulated photographs as the Gospel truth. 

Read More: https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-jr-empty-seats-kentucky-rally/

Trump Won’t Be Reelected, We’re Weary of the Constant Chaos

Donald Trump thrives on manufactured chaos, he’s a Buddha who serenely contemplates his soiled diapers while the chaos, confusion and commotion that was set in motion by his latest toxic tweet or intemperate remark swirls all around him.

Trump isn’t an anarchist or nihilist, he doesn’t create pandemonium for the hell of it, the tumult serves his purpose. The disarray and discord keeps his enemies off-balance, and it excites his base who worship him with the same devotion that Hindus worship Kali.


Over the four years (I know it feels like four decades) during which the stable genius has dominated the media, he has with clockwork regularity sparked scandals and controversy involving mainly racial issues.

Trump supporters may have an insatiable need for chaos, but at the most they compromise 40 percent of the electorate, and this time weary Independents will vote for the Democrat, any Democrat.

I believe Trump won’t be reelected because the electorate is exhausted by his buffoonery, racism, vulgarity and incompetence. We’re desperate for normalcy, and sick to death of the bedlam and buffoonery.