Clouds That Resemble Donald Trump an Internet Sensation

A man`s photos of clouds resembling Donald Trump are going viral on social media.

The menacing dark clouds capture the evil essence of Trump, there are dark clouds on the horizon and they threaten to destroy our democracy.

As alarming as they may appear the clouds will dissipate within a few minutes, unfortunately we still have at least two more years of the Trump tornado to endure.

The clouds wispy nature also speaks of the unsubstantial aspect of Trump`s persona, there`s no gravitas only racist, misogynist and hateful buffoonery that carries no weight.

You don`t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, and you don`t a political commentator to know that we`re in deep trouble until the Trump thunderhead can no longer be seen in our rear view mirror.

Link to pics of Trump clouds:

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/trending/trump-cloud-man-captures-photos-of-cloud-resembling-president-donald-trump

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Trump Wants People to Sit Up at Attention for Him Like They Do for Kim Jong-un

“In a surprise interview with Fox and Friends on Friday, President Donald Trump announced live that he wants his people to sit up at attention when he speaks – the same way North Koreans do for dictator Kim Jong Un.

During the interview, the subject of Trump`s recent Singapore summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un arose. `He`s the head of a country. And I mean, he is the strong head,` Trump remarked. `Don`t let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.`”

When White House reporters later followed up on his comment, Trump said `I`m kidding, you don`t understand sarcasm.`”

TIME

Let`s parse Trump`s statement, it reveals his narcissistic and egomaniacal personality.

“He`s the head of a country. And I mean, he is the strong head. Don`t let anyone think different.”

Nobody thinks different. Everyone knows that Kim Jong-un isn`t just a “strong head,” but a ruthless tyrant who tortures, imprisons and starves his own people. Trump is the only one who thinks that the North Korean dictator is a “smart guy” and a “very talented man” who “loves his people.”

“He speaks and his people sit up at attention.”

Of course the terrorized citizens sit up at attention when their Dear Leader speaks, he sentenced people who didn`t cry at the funeral of his father Kim Jong-il to long sentences in a labor camp. But we live in a democracy, not in a dictatorship, and we aren`t about to sit up at attention whenever Trump babbles incoherently. A president who tramples on the Constitution, runs roughshod over the other co-equal branches of government, and condones racism and misogyny doesn`t deserve any respect.

“I want my people to do the same.”

Trump isn`t my president, and we aren`t his people. We are citizens in a democracy, not subjects in a monarchy or slaves in a dictatorship.

“I`m kidding, you don`t understand sarcasm.”

Trump may or may not have been kidding, but one thing is clear his so-called joke reveals his demented personality that craves adulation. We understand humor, and we understand that Trump is the biggest joke in the world.

Read More:

http://time.com/5313452/donald-trump-sit-up-north-korea-kim-jong-un-fox-friends/

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Jim Carrey Painting Depicts ‘Calvin’ Peeing on Donald Trump’s Grave! Bravo!

None of Jim Carrey`s films are considered a great work of art, but every time he posts a new drawing on Twitter he astounds the world of art with his brilliance, and delivers a gut punch to the corrupt Trump administration.

The actor turned artist, posted his latest masterpiece on Twitter Thursday. His new work depicts Calvin from the “Calvin and Hobbes” comic strip pissing on Trump`s grave.

Given Trump`s penchant for hiring prostitutes to perform golden showers, I would argue that pissing on his grave would be more appropriate than places a flower or an American flag. I won`t visit Trump`s grave without first drinking a gallon of water; I will show him proper respect.

Calvin mischievously peeing in various scenarios is a wildly popular meme, but this is perhaps the best appropriation of that meme.

Demonstrating that his way with words is as remarkable as his painting skills, Carrey captioned his painting with these words: Oh how I urine for this all to be over with.

Amen Brother, Amen!

Link to Carrey`s masterpiece:
https://people.com/movies/jim-carrey-trump-72-birthday-gravestone/

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Cat With Head Stuck in Jar of Mayo is Rescued

“An outdoor cat with a taste for mayonnaise had to be rescued after getting its head stuck in a Hellman`s jar, said officials of the Hunterdon County sanctuary that managed to corral the kitty and take it to a vet.

A passing motorist spotted the cat, a male thought to be less than a year old, on Friday with its head inside a glass Hellman`s Mayonnaise jar on a farm in Readington Township, said Danielle Rice, director of operations for Tabby`s Place, a cat sanctuary in the Ringoes section of East Amwell. It was freed from the jar, neutered, and set loose back on the farm Sunday.”

NJ.Com

A feline is an innately curious and mischievous creature, and the typical cat is always poking his little head where it doesn`t belong.

An outdoor cat with a yen for mayonnaise (must have been raised by white folks) had to be rescued after getting his head stuck in a Hellman`s jar.

Fortunately, a passing motorist spotted the hapless kitty, and took it to a vet.

The poor thing was freed from the jar, neutered, and set loose back on the farm.

The cat breathed a sigh of relief after it was freed, but shortly thereafter he was cursing God after his balls were snipped off. Talk about “out of the pot and into the frying pan.”

Poor, poor kitty! I hope somebody gives him tuna slathered in mayo.

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Trump G7 Photo Becomes Internet Classic

“A viral photo of Angela Merkel and other world leaders standing over a seated Donald Trump at Friday`s G7 summit has been given the meme treatment on social media, with Twitter users quick to liken the image to everything from renaissance art to a scene from the Apprentice.

The G7 summit, which brought together world leaders from Germany, Japan, Canada, the US, Italy, France and the UK, was held in Charlevoix, Quebec, in Canada, over the weekend. This year`s summit had a particular focus on trade.

However, the enduring image from the summit was one in which divisions between the group were clear. The German chancellor`s office posted the striking picture to Instagram on Saturday with the caption: Day two of the G7 summit in Canada: spontaneous meeting between two working sessions.”

The Guardian

In the instantly iconic photograph German Chancellor and real Leader of the Free World Angela Merkel, with other world leaders surrounding her in a show of solidarity, stares down at a seated Donald Trump, who has his arms crossed in defiance and disdain.

Merkel is leaning forward getting in the face of Trump, as a school principal does when reprimanding an unruly student.

Her hands are pressing down on a table in fury, I can only hope that it was solid oak able to withstand such pressure.

Trump, the putative Leader of the Free World, has his arms crossed, and this posture serves several purposes. It hides his grotesquely small hands, it prevents Merkel from slapping them with a ruler, and it conveys defiance.

Merkel is staring directly at Trump, but he seems to be looking far off into the distance. He instinctively knows that he can`t withstand her withering glare, and he`s probably praying that he was back home where sycophants like Mike Pence look at him adoringly.

A picture is worth a thousand words, and dozens of tweets by Trump and millions of words by his supporters won`t change the message that this photo depicts: The G7 Summit was an unqualified disaster for Trump.

Link to pic:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jun/11/g7-photo-of-trump-merkel-becomes-classic-art

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Child Molester Joe Biden Shouldn’t Run for President

“Former Vice President Joe Biden was confronted by a heckler about the women that Biden molested during Senate swearing in ceremonies at a book tour stop in Biden`s hometown over the weekend.

`What about the girls you molested on C-SPAN at the Senate swearing-in?` the heckler asked.

The crowd erupted into boos and demanded that the heckler leave immediately.”

NTK Network

There is no heir apparent on the Democratic side, and the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination is wide open. This has led to some characters out of left field, the likes of Oprah Winfrey and Alex Baldwin publicly mulling entering the race.

Then of course there`s always the usual suspects the likes of Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden.

But in the #metoo era should be no room for a child molester like Joe Biden.

Biden had an illustrious career in the Senate, a successful stint as Obama`s Vice President, and he`s a liberal lion, but he`s a damn child molester.

There are countless videos on YouTube chronicling the depravity of Joe Biden as he gropes, fondles and molests young girls. If Biden publicly fondles young children, imagine what he does to them in private.

Biden`s enablers argue that he`s just a touchy-feely kind of guy, but if Biden got touchy-feely like that with my great niece, I would get touchy-feely with him with a baseball bat.

Thank God for the heckler who confronted Biden about his long history of molesting young girls. The partisan crowd quickly came to the defense of Biden, reminiscent of the way Trump`s supporters come to his defense when he`s accused of assaulting and groping women.

The last thing we should do is to replace a pussy-grabber with a child-fondling pervert

Read More:

https://ntknetwork.com/biden-confronted-at-book-signing-about-groping-women/

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This is just one of the many videos that captured Biden`s depravity:

Robert De Niro Deserves Nobel Prize for Saying ‘F Trump’ at the Tony Awards

Silver Screen icon Robert De Niro received a standing ovation at the Tony Awards when he exclaimed, “First I wanna say, `F*ck Trump.” It`s no long `Down with Trump,` it`s F*ck Trump.”

Sometimes the eloquent words of a statesman like a Winston Churchill or a Barak Obama are needed when the West needs to be warned about an existential threat to democracy.

Sometimes the primal scream of a prophet is called for when a nation needs to wake up to the truth that the Barbarians aren`t at the gate, but in the halls of power.

De Niro is spot on, it`s no longer “Impeach Trump” or “Dump Trump,” but “F Trump!”

The time for civil debate with Trump supporters is over, they`ve had plenty of time to discern that the short-fingered vulgarian is unworthy of being dogcatcher, let alone the President of the United States. I might as well waste my time trying to convince a Nazi that Hitler wasn`t a good person.

When I see Trump my visceral reaction is: F Trump!

When I hear Trump speak my reaction is: F Trump!

When I hear a sycophant praise him my reaction is F Trump!

It`s a crying shame that CBS bleeped out De Niro`s shining moment. “F Trump” should be blaring from every public address system in America.

F Trump!

Pic of Kim Kardashian Meeting Donald Trump at the White House Proves We’re Living in a Simulation

If there is one image that encapsulates the absurdity of the Trump administration it`s the photograph of Donald Trump seated behind the Resolute desk in the Oval Office, his dentures exposed in a rictus befitting a clown, a serial killer, or the crazy uncle who lives in the attic.

In my nightmares I run naked in the woods with Trump`s orange disembodied head attempting to chomp my pecker off, out of spite, jealousy or sheer mischief.

Reality queen Kim Kardashian is standing slightly behind him, wearing a more somber expression. Even the queen of reality TV seems to be cognizant of the absurdity of the situation. She is dressed in black, in a modest and conservative outfit that wouldn`t be out of place in Tehran or Riyadh.

The pic of Kardashian`s bare backside failed to break the Internet, but this image may break the Internet as well as the soul of our democracy.

Reality can`t get any more unreal than Kim Kardashian meeting with Donald Trump at the White House. Am I living in a computer simulation? Am I dead and in hell? Am I insane? This can`t be an LSD flashback, because I never dropped acid. But at this point I`m open to any explanation.

A few days ago, Trump said he would probably support a new bipartisan bill that would return decision-making on marijuana laws to individual states. That`s the least he can do, the only way we can cope with the unreality of the Trump age is by being high as a kite.

Pic of Trump and Kardashian:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kim-kardashian-donald-trump-prison-reform-meeting-twitter_us_5b0f3565e4b05ef4c22a8349

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Marilyn Monroe Statue Near Stamford Church Draws Ire

“A 26-foot tall statue Marilyn Monroe statue recently installed in a Stamford, Conn. park is scandalizing locals – because the movie starlet`s derriere is pointed straight at a neighboring house of worship.

Artist Seward Johnson`s `Forever Marilyn` captures the moment from `The Seven Year Itch` where the actress holds down her white dress as air blows up from a subway grate.

In the film, only co-star Tom Ewell sees what`s under Monroe`s skirt, but in Johnson`s colossal interpretation her underwear-clad caboose is on full display to all viewers – especially to those visiting the nearby First Congregational Church.”

The New York Post

Some members of the First Congregational Church have their panties in a twist over the controversial statue, but they really need to exercise their God-given sense of humor.

Some members go as far as to suggest that the Marilyn Monroe statue was deliberately and strategically installed so that her rear end would point at their precious house of worship. Nonsense, it wasn`t the devil behind a scheme to moon a church, it was God Almighty encouraging the congregants to put down their Bibles for a moment and appreciate a divinely inspired work of art.

Marilyn Monroe`s iconic pose is as quintessentially American as a church steeple, and everybody in Stamford, believers and nonbelievers, should be grateful that this masterpiece graces their city.

Pic of statue:

https://nypost.com/2018/06/08/statue-of-marilyn-monroe-famously-exposing-her-rear-upsets-nearby-church/

 

Norwegian Company Gives Employees Paternity Leave for New Pets

“A Norwegian pet supply company is giving employees paid time off to bond with their new pets.

Musti Group, described as the largest pet supply company in the Nordic countries with more than 1,500 employees, began offering `pawternity leave` to employees, which consists of three paid days off when they acquire a new puppy or kitten.

Musti Group CEO David Rönnberg says the first few days a puppy is in a new home are vital to getting used to its new owner and environment.”

UPI

When I adopted a puppy from my local animal shelter I took a week`s vacation so I could bond with her, and in case there were any issues with my little doggie getting along with my other dog and cats.

Pawternity leave should be a standard fringe benefit in an employee`s compensation package, employers should do everything they can to encourage their employees to adopt cats and dogs.

“Bring your pet to work day” is a great first step but all employers, not just pet supply companies, should give their employees paid time off when they adopt a pet.

“Homeless animals outnumber homeless people 5 to 1.

Each year, approximately 2.7 million dogs and cats are killed every year because shelters are too full and there aren`t enough adoptive homes. Act as a publicist for your local shelter so pets can find homes.”

https://www.dosomething.org/facts/11-facts-about-animal-homelessness

Employers should be less generous with maternity leave, do we really need to encourage women to have more babies? The last thing this polluted and overpopulated world needs is another mouth to feed.

I don`t expect people to agree with my stance on maternity leave, but certainly any sensitive and compassionate individual will agree that we must do everything we can to persuade people to adopt pets from animal shelters.

If a pet supply company in America offered pawternity leave to their employees, I would buy all my pet supplies from them.

Brave David Rönnberg, you are a gentleman, scholar, and a real friend to animals.

Read More:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/06/07/Norwegian-company-gives-employees-paternity-leave-for-new-pets/7101528425431/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3

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