Ivanka Trump Tweaks Twitter Bio

Usually the spouse of the president of the United States is considered one of the most powerful women in the world, but Donald Trump is married to a former model who has demonstrated zero interest in domestic issues or global affairs. The First Lady can barely express herself in English, therefore she has no influence in pop culture or politics.

Ivanka Trump, on the other hand, cares about many issues, and she professes to care deeply about women`s rights. She`s well-educated, intelligent, eloquent and photogenic, which makes her much more influential than her step-mother.

If Trump had his perverted druthers, he would divorce Melania and marry his own daughter. But incest may be the only sin that Trump`s followers won`t forgive.

Ivanka is an official Advisor to the President, and everything that she says and does matters, and that`s why people noticed when she changed her Twitter bio from:

Wife, mother, sister, daughter. Entrepreneur & advocate for the education and empowerment of women & girls. This is my personal page. Views expressed are my own.


Wife, mother, sister, daughter. Advisor to POTUS on job creation + economic empowerment, workforce development & entrepreneurship. Personal Pg. Views are my own.

I commend Ivanka for deleting the line about “being an advocate for the education and empowerment of women & girls.”

Donald Trump is a misogynist sexual predator, and although Ivanka`s father may value her advice it`s obvious that she hasn`t convinced him of the basic fact that women and girls are human beings and not objects to be sexually exploited.

Ivanka would be well-advised to continue to downplay her role as an advocate of women`s rights.

If Ivanka really cared about empowering women and girls, she would tell her father: I quit! I refuse to work for a serial sexual predator!

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Music World Stunned! Ed Sheeran’s ‘Shape of You’ Wins Grammy for Pop Solo Performance

In the most disappointing result in the 60 years of the Grammys, Ed Sheeran`s `Shape of You` won the 2018 Grammy Award for pop solo performance. Even the late Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli is turning over in his grave.

The other four nominees (Lady Gaga, Pink, Kesha & Kelly Clarkson) were bona fide divas who never fail to deliver a knockout performance.

I fail to comprehend how this wanker sells out arenas, the perfect venue for Sheeran is an old timer`s bar where the patrons are deaf and drunk and his singing is just an ambient noise that doesn`t distract them from their main focus, getting plastered.

Sheeran is a lackadaisical singer and a horrible songwriter, case in point the lyrics to “Shape of You”:

I`m in love with the shape of you

We push and pull like a magnet do

Although my heart is falling too

I`m in love with your body

Last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like you.

“Shape of You” is the song that plays in an elevator that descends all the way down to the pit of hell.

If “Shape of You” comes on the radio the average person won`t simply change the radio station, he will blast it to smithereens with a double-barreled sawed-off shotgun. And if he`s listening to the radio in the bathtub when the song is played, he will knock the radio into the tub, choosing death over the chance that he will ever hear that cursed song again.

Sheeran`s CD`s should be tossed into a bonfire! Come to think of it, he should be set on fire as well!

This is the lament of a pop culture critic, not a call to action.

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Hillary Clinton Gives a Shout-out to ‘Activist Bitches’!

“The former presidential candidate and secretary of state sent out a video message directed to `activist bitches supporting bitches`, as she put it, via Twitter Friday night.

`Hey everyone, I just wanted to say thanks,` Clinton said into a cellphone camera, seated at a red banquette in what appeared to be a restaurant.

`Thanks for your feminism, for your activism, and all I can hope is you keep up the really important, good work,` she said.

At the urging of an off-camera companion, she added with a laugh: And let me just say, this is directed to the activist bitches supporting bitches. So let`s go.”

The New York Post

Hillary Clinton is the worst presidential candidate in history, and the only Democratic challenger incompetent enough to lose to the likes of Donald Trump.

Hillary oozes privilege and insincerity, and she should spend the rest of her miserable life apologizing effusively for blowing the election, and saddling America with the Trump administration.

In this video Hillary was speaking not to network cameras but to a fan`s cellphone when she gave a shout-out to a group called “Activist Bitches Supporting Bitches.”

If Hillary had demonstrated this good humor and sincerity when facing network and cable news cameras during the election she might have beat Trump despite her grievous shortcomings as a candidate.

If Hillary had given a shout-out to her fellow butch lesbians and activist bitches during the presidential campaign Trump would be golfing and grabbing pussy fulltime.

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The Ten Commandments Rewritten for Donald Trump

“Tony Perkins, the president of the conservative Family Research Council, contended Tuesday that the evangelical community has given President Donald Trump a mulligan when it comes to his personal behavior.

`Yes, evangelicals, conservatives, they gave him a mulligan. They let him have a do-over. They said we`ll start afresh with you and we`ll give you a second chance.` Perkins said in an interview on CNN`s `Erin Burnett OutFront.`

Perkins` remarks come after a Wall Street Journal report that Trump`s lawyer, Michael Cohen, formed a private LLC to pay a former porn star in exchange for not speaking publicly about an alleged sexual encounter with the then-candidate.”


Evangelicals are willing to give Donald Trump a second chance, a hundred chances, even though he never admits making any mistakes, let alone express remorse or repent.

Trump will get a mulligan from evangelicals every time, as long as he continues to support their evil anti-gay, anti-immigrant and anti-women agenda.

I`m sure God will give me a mulligan when I say: Fuck Trump and fuck the hypocritical evangelicals.

It won`t be long before Tony Perkins rewrites the Ten Commandments especially for Donald Trump:

  1. I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt have no other gods before me. Except for Mammon, as a billionaire thou are allowed to worship Mammon.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, but feel free to place a copy of Time magazine bearing thou regal image in every room in the White House.
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain in public, but in the privacy of the White House goddamn the hell out of thou subordinates if they don`t praise thou like a deity.
  4. Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy. Thou hast permission to sleep the entire Sabbath, for that is the only way thou can keep it holy.
  5. Honor thy father and thy mother by keeping alive thy father`s Nazi legacy.
  6. Thou shalt not kill thou enemies, instead kill their reputation on Twitter.
  7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but as president thou gets a mulligan when thou fornicates with a porn star.
  8. Thou shalt not steal in person, but thou hath a dispensation to execute tax laws that steal from the poor and give to the wealthy.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against a conservative, but thou are free to defame and libel heathen liberals.
  10. Thou shalt not covet thou neighbor`s wife, but thou will be forgiven if thou grabs her by the pussy.

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Tiny Pooch Sitting on Driver’s Lap Howls His Fool Head Off to the Music

This video uploaded by Weekly Standard reporter Haley Byrd makes up for all the conservative propaganda published by the aforementioned magazine.

The tiny pooch is zipped inside the reporter`s hoodie, and he`s howling along to a string quartet cover of a U2 song.

Unlike Byrd I`m a real man and I don`t ride with a lap dog, my German Shepherd/Pit Bull mix, Mandy, often rides shotgun with me as we cruise the highways and byways.

We listen to classic rock like Creedence Clearwater Revival or the Rolling Stones as we run our errands, and Mandy often demonstrates her approval of my tunes by barking in delight.

Although Byrd`s dog is cute as heck as he howls with his little head sticking out of the hoodie, riding with a dog on your lap is dangerous for the canine as well as the driver, and not to mention other drivers sharing the road with them.

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Who’s the Most Dysfunctional Couple: Bill and Hillary Clinton or Donald and Melania Trump?

“Melania Trump won`t be attending the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, and some are speculating that her cancellation is a subliminal message to her husband, Donald Trump.

For one thing, it came on their 13th wedding anniversary, and Inside Edition notes that the first lady has kept a low profile since the allegations that her husband paid $130,000 in hush money to a porn actress who uses the name Stormy Daniels.

Huffington Post

The Trumps are the most dysfunctional couple to occupy the White House since the Clintons.

Bill and Hillary Clinton were both skirt-chasers, Slick Willy was reckless in his pursuit of tail, Hillary was more discreet since she had to maintain the fiction that she was heterosexual and not a butch lesbian.

Hillary was indifferent to her hubby`s sexcapades, she only objected when he bedded trailer trash vixens beneath their station.

I doubt that Bill and Hillary ever consummated their marriage, and don`t bring up Chelsea because we all know that Webb Hubbell was her baby daddy.

Melania has publicly admitted that she married Donald Trump for his money, they sleep in separate bedrooms in the White House, and they have little interaction with each other.

Melania has been filmed on various occasions swatting away Trump`s deformed little hand when he tried to hold her hand. You can bet that when he approaches her in the privacy of the White House with his tiny pecker, she swats it away in disgust.

Melania isn`t quite as forgiving as Hillary about her husband`s indiscretions, she doesn`t like to be publicly humiliated. Melania knew what she was getting into when she married the lecherous bastard, but she must have been furious when it was disclosed that he had an affair with a porn star.

The Bill and Hillary show lasted eight years, hopefully the Melania and Donald reality show will last less than four years. I`m hoping that the racist buffoon will be impeached when the Democrats take control of both houses of Congress in the midterm elections.

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Taco Bell Employee Assaults Manager With Burrito!

“A Taco Bell employee is facing arrest after allegedly throwing a hot burrito at his manager because he was upset over having to work the morning shift, South Carolina police report.

Spartanburg cops were called to a Taco Bell Monday afternoon after employee Christopher Dalton got into a dispute with Patricia Keeley, his manager.

Keeley told an officer that Dalton was upset over his work schedule and `was getting into several verbal disputes with other coworkers.` Keeley said that when she told Dalton to `stop being a crybaby,` he exploded.

Dalton allegedly slung a burrito at Keeley, who told police that `the melted cheese got all over her left arm and went all down her left side and leg.`”

The Smoking Gun

When I visit a Taco Bell, which is once in a blue moon, I eat my authentic American tacos, and run home before the diarrhea hits.

The last thing I want is to witness any drama between the employees, because if the grub doesn`t upset my stomach the employee violence will certainly do the trick.

The store manager was lucky that the burrito landed on her arms and not her mouth, otherwise she might have accidentally ingested some of the damn thing.

Keeley sounds like a real loser, the moron better not drop the Chalupa behind bars, or he will end up with more than an upset stomach.

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Outrage: Suzanne Somers Praises Donald Trump to High Heaven

“Suzanne Somers is saying it loud and proud … she`s a huge fan of President Trump, and she also believes shes committing career suicide by saying that.”


Today hardcore porn is instantly and readily available to anyone with an internet connection. But in the 1970`s you had to get your titillation wherever you could find it, and jiggle television programming which featured starlets moving in loose clothing or underwear in a way in which their breasts or buttocks jiggled was all the rage. The primary examples of this type of programming were Charlie`s Angels, Wonder Woman and Three`s Company.

Somers wasn`t a gifted thespian, but in the late 1970`s she jiggled her boobs and butt to superstardom as Chrissy Snow on Three`s Company.

In the 1990`s she kept in the spotlight as a spokeswoman for the Thighmaster. The Thighmaster was a piece of exercise equipment that is squeezed between one`s thighs. It`s doubtful the contraption did anything for your thighs, but it was slightly entertaining to watch an ageing actress open and close her legs as if she was attempting to crack a nut.

In the 2000`s Somers wrote a series of best-selling self-help books, including Ageless: The Naked Truth About Bioidentical Hormones, about bioidentical hormone replacement therapy. These books are nothing but quackery, and they sold only because they featured Somers silicon-enhanced face on the covers.

Somer`s career trajectory is thus: Jiggle star to Thighmaster infomercial queen to author of books of medical quackery.

Somers isn`t committing career suicide by coming out of the closet as a Trump supporter, her career was already as dead as a doorknob. The only ways that she could make any news was by doing granny porn or puffing up Trump.

I`m disappointed in Somers, she would have retained a shred of decency had she gone the granny porn route.

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Porn Star Stormy Daniels Claims Donald Trump is Terrified of Sharks

“TOUGH-talking Donald Trump is absolutely terrified of sharks and hopes they all die, according to a porn star he is said to have bedded.

X-rated movie actress Stormy Daniels described the US President`s fear as the `strangest thing` in a newly emerged interview she gave back in 2011.

Stormy, who claimed to have had a 2006 affair with Trump, told InTouch magazine he was fascinated by the Discovery Channel`s annual Shark Week specials.

`He is obsessed with sharks` she said. `Terrified of sharks. He was like, `I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.`”

The Sun

Porn star Stormy Daniels hasn`t disclosed any embarrassing details about Trump`s sexual performance or preferences in bed, but she did provide us with the interesting tidbit that the Donald is terrified of sharks.

The racist buffoon may be terrified of sharks, but he watched the Shark Week specials with his porn star lover. I can relate, I am terrified and disgusted by our ineffectual and clueless president, but I read dozens of articles about him every day.

Trump was a predator as a businessman, when he was a full-time real estate mogul he made it a practice to declare bankruptcy as a means of stiffing banks and contractors. It got to the point where only Russian banks would do business with the shady mogul.

Trump is also a sexual predator, for decades he has been abusing, degrading and assaulting women.

Trump is afraid of sharks because they are fearless predators, and they are just about the only creatures that make him feel vulnerable.

But Trump shouldn`t fear sharks, they rarely attack human beings. He should be afraid of piranha, if he ever goes swimming in the ocean those voracious killers would zero in on his tiny genitals.

The filthy pig should also fear whalers, they might mistake him for a whale and harpoon his fat ass.

I hope a whaler, piranha, somebody, or something will get rid of Trump once and for all.

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Franklin Graham Dismisses Donald Trump’s Alleged Affair With Porn Star Stormy Daniels

“You would think itd be incredibly easy for an evangelical Christian leader to denounce Donald Trump`s alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, which reportedly took place months after giving birth to his fifth child with his third wife. Yet Franklin Graham, appearing yesterday on MSNBC with anchor Alex Witt, had no words of condemnation for his Republican savior.

Graham initially suggested the entire story was fake since Trump hadn`t admitted it – but added that it wouldn`t matter even if it were true because Trump isn`t `President Perfect.`”


During the 2016 presidential campaign Donald Trump famously claimed he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose any voters.

I would argue that Trump could rape a 13-year-old girl in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any support from evangelicals. Evangelicals would claim that the little harlot tempted him, and that he repented anyway immediately after closing his zipper.

If Stormy Daniels produced a blue dress with a semen stain that was verified to be Trump`s DNA, evangelicals would claim that the stain was in the shape of a cross, and evidence that God`s blessing was upon him.

Franklin Graham has been one of the most diehard Trump supporters, time after time again he has justified the president`s sins and transgressions. I`m not surprised that he has failed to condemn Trump for having an affair with a porn star, and paying her money to keep quiet.

The Rev. Graham had the audacity on Sunday to declare that President Trump defends Christianity more than any recent American leader.

With all due respect the good reverend is full of crap, Trump`s policies, behavior and words are antithetical to Christianity. Trump has defiled the Christian faith more than any recent American leader.

Trump and his evangelical enablers are destroying democracy and Christianity, and the president and his white evangelical supports should be anathema to true Christians, and true patriots.

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