Clueless Canadian Cops Give Dude Ticket for Singing Along With His Jam: Video

“St-Laurent man`s love of music is proving costly after he said he was given a $149 ticket for singing `Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)` while driving.

On Sept. 27, Taoufik Moalla was on his way to get a bottle of water from Provigo. He was headed down St. Croix, cheerfully singing along to the 1990 C+C Music Factory hit, when he heard a police siren behind him.

`I was thinking they wanted to pass, but they called on the speaker `Please go to the right side,` said Moalla. `I stopped and four police came, two on each side, and checked the inside of the car. Then they asked me if I screamed. I said no, I was just singing.`

Police checked his license and registration and came back with the ticket for screaming in his car.”

CTV News

Y`all know what happens when your jam comes on the radio, you get jiggy with it, and while the music is on you are oblivious to your surroundings.

I can`t dance worth a lick, but when my jam comes on (Bob Marley`s Jammin) I`m going to dance like a mother regardless if I`m in my shower, cubicle at work, or in my ride.

Trying to stop a person from grooving when his jam comes on is like trying to stop one of Pavolv`s dogs from salivating when he sees his bowl brimming with food.

Those clueless Canadian cops need to chill the hell out, smoke some weed and listen to Bob Marley, how dare they give Moalla a ticket for singing along with his jam.

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Donald Trump Jr. Posts Fake Time Cover of Donald Trump as Superman! I Want to Die!

“Social media users took delight in ridiculing President Donald Trumps oldest son on Saturday after he posted a bizarre picture of his father on the Internet.

Sharing a fake Time Magazine cover photo to Instagram, the post shows the commander-in-chief depicted as a superhero reminiscent of Superman.

The image also depicts the President with a long golden beard with a `T` instead of an `S` emblazoned across his chest.”

Daily Mail

It seems Junior shares his dad`s penchant for posting nonsense on social media and his love for fake Time Magazine covers.

Donald Trump Jr. may see his father as a Superman, but the rest of the world sees him as an arch-villain, such as the vengeful demon Pumpkinhead, that Superman would utterly destroy.

The fake Time Magazine cover depicts the Trump superhero with a long golden beard. I doubt the real Donald Trump can grow more than a wispy goatee, but if he had a long beard, it would certainly be golden because his sidekicks would be harlots who would always be satisfying his need for golden showers.

This disturbing image would be perfect on the cover of an alt-right porn DVD favored by the likes of Richard Spencer or on the wall of a museum whose curator is Satan himself.

If you are a fan of the Superman franchise, I beg you don`t click the link at the bottom of this page! You will never want to see another Superman movie!

See the hideous image for yourself, if you dare!

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The Ms. Senior America Pageant is an Abomination

“Beauty pageants may conjure up images of young women in bikinis, but in Atlantic City a roomful of sequined grandmothers and great-grandmothers are putting their best stiletto forward.

From an ex-CIA employee to Whitney Houston`s childhood choir director to a marathon runner, Ms Senior America celebrates women aged 60 and above who defy stereotypes of what it means to be ladies of a certain age who in past years may have sunk into a rocking chair.

“This is our age of elegance. It`s the beginning. Not our end,” beamed 73-year-old Carolyn Slade Harden, a former recording artist crowned Ms Senior America 2017, resplendent in cream silk.

Senior America Inc. was founded in 1971 `to promote the positive aspects of aging` and has championed women in their `age of elegance` ever since.”


Beauty pageants are an anachronism of an age when women were judged strictly on their outward beauty, and they have no place in modern society.

All beauty pageants are an abomination, but the Ms. Senior America pageant is perhaps the most repugnant iteration of a beauty contest.

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but even an old lady with cataracts can see that there`s no physical beauty in old ladies sashaying around in evening gowns.

An elderly lady`s beauty is in the twinkle in her eyes that speaks of wisdom and experience that she can share with younger generations, certainly not in her wrinkled face or sagging breasts.

A young woman may swallow her pride and enter a beauty pageant in hopes of winning a scholarship and eliciting publicity to jumpstart her career as a model or an actress.

Pray tell what`s the prize for the winner of the Ms. Senior America contest, paid funeral package or a lifetime supply of adult diapers?

Ms. Senior America pageant? Oh hell no! But I do give the producers of this abomination credit for doing away with the bikini segment.

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Donald Trump’s Renoir is as Fake as his Orange Complexion

“A PAINTING which Donald Trump claims is a real Renoir is fake according to experts.

The US President`s biographer, Tim O`Brien, said he first spotted the Two Sisters artwork by the French impressionist on Trump`s private jet.

Mr O`Brien told Vanity Fair`s “Inside the Hive” podcast that he alerted the US President to that fact that the painting was a fake.

He says he was told by Mr Trump `You know that`s an original Renoir` to which Mr O`Brien responded `Donald it`s not`.

However Mr O`Brien claims Mr Trump still boasted the painting was an original and it now hangs in Trump Tower in New York where it could be seen in the background during a `60 Minutes` interview after he won the election in 2016.”

The Sun

The incident that Trump`s biographer, Tim O`Brien, describes occurred when Trump was a private citizen. The billionaire`s penchant for lying, and never admitting the truth even when confronted with incontrovertible evidence that he`s wrong has been a lifelong pattern, and at 71-years he`s not suddenly going to change course.

Trump doesn`t know an impressionist painting from an abstract one, Renoir is a brand name, and that`s the only reason the vulgar Philistine owns the fake Renoir.

If an interviewer asked the president why he slathers his face with sun tan lotion, he would swear that he`s never bought sun tan lotion in his life and that orange is his natural complexion.

Trump will tell an outrageous lie, such as his claim that Hillary won the popular vote because millions of undocumented immigrants voted for her, and then he will constantly repeat it until he and his followers believe it`s the Gospel truth.

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or an art major to know that the real Renoir is hanging in the Chicago Art Museum and not in Trump`s mansion.

Trump`s supporters are enthralled by their plastic Messiah, and they may accept his alternate truth, but it`s incumbent upon the press to point out that the emperor is buck naked.

Trump`s isn`t well-endowed, the crowd at his inauguration didn`t set records, millions of undocumented immigrants didn`t vote for Hillary, and his Renoir isn`t the genuine article.

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The Southern Poverty Law Center Should Classify the White Evangelical Movement as a Hate Group

“MSNBCs Morning Joe`on Tuesday, host Joe Scarborough delivered a sermon about President Trump.

The MSNBC host said he didn`t understand the `fever` which has gripped the Republican Party in the age of Donald Trump –and said the president represents `the antithesis of just about every single thing that Jesus Christ said on the Sermon on the Mount.`

`Some things cannot be debated: You look in Matthew and go through the Beatitudes, every single Beatitude, you go through Jesus` teaching, what he says he wants people to be,` Scarborough said. `Donald Trump is the antithesis of just about every single thing that Jesus Christ said on the Sermon of the Mount.`”

Real Clear Politics

Joe Scarborough has a patrician bearing, he`s a policy wonk who waxes eloquent when it comes to defining and describing Republican orthodoxy.

But on Tuesday of this week he was preaching like a tent show evangelist: His text the Sermon on the Mount, his point, that he drove home like a sledgehammer on a thumbtack, that Trump is the antithesis of all the virtues mentioned in that famous passage of Scripture.

I kept looking at the TV screen for the toll-free phone number where I could send in a donation to the Rev. Scarborough.

Amen brother Joe! Amen.

Trump isn`t just an antithesis of a pious Christian, he`s the antithesis of a human being. He`s a disgusting reptilian creature who escaped from the bowels of hell.

You`d think most Christians would share Scarborough`s disgust at Trump`s immoral and vulgar policies and behavior, but this abomination is revered as a political Messiah by white evangelicals.

The short-fingered vulgarian has been embraced by most white evangelical leaders and most of their followers.

The Southern Poverty Law Center should classify the white evangelical movement as a hate group.

From this point forward the white evangelical movement is anathema to me.

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Why is God Always Destroying Trailer Parks?

“Fire officials in Arizona say a man who was attempting to burn spiders under his mobile home sparked a fire on Sunday night.

Tucson fire responded to a report of smoke and flames coming from a mobile home where a man had been using a propane torch to clear spider webs from underneath his property.”


Trailer parks have a propensity for being destroyed by acts of God, be it a tornado, hurricane or wildfire.

If I was commissioned to update the Old Testament for modern sensibilities, Sodom and Gomorrah would be the name of a trailer park in Alabama. The denizens of the trailer park would be smitten by the Almighty not for wanting to rape angelic visitors but for forcing visitors to watch Jerry Springer, drink moonshine and twerk to country rap.

Fire insurance, it it`s available at all, most be astronomically high for residents of trailer parks. If a fat hillbilly leans against his mobile home he`s likely to knock it off its foundation, and if his home isn`t destroyed by a wildfire it`s burned to the ground when his meth lab blows up.

An Arizona redneck attempting to burn spiders under his mobile home set it on fire.

If you`re a redneck and your mobile home is infested with spiders:

Chill out.

Put down the jug of moonshine.

Consider that using a propane torch to kill spiders under your mobile home will certainly incinerate the harmless spiders, but you also risk burning your teenage niece/wife, and your cassette tape collection of redneck country classics.

It took 23 firefighters to extinguish the blaze, that redneck must`ve had an extensive collection of countrified porno mags.

Moral of this tale: Don`t take any shortcuts through a trailer park, you might be caught in an inferno and wake up in hell.

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Watch Video and You Will Understand Why Hillary Clinton Lost to a Vulgar Pig

“Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton became visibly irritated during an interview with Australian TV when she was asked about Wikileaks and its founder, Julian Assange.

In the interview with 4corners, she appeared tired with bags under her eyes, and her bitterness over losing the election to Donald Trump clearly remained.”

American Mirror

If you want to know why career politician Hillary Clinton lost to a neophyte candidate who was totally unqualified to be president of the United States look no further than this interview.

Hilton is accustomed to American reporters treating her with deference, and she doesn`t expect them to challenge any of her statements.

When Hillary told an Australian reporter that Julian Assange was a nihilist opportunist who does the bidding of Putin, the interviewer challenged her noting that many people in Australia view Assange as a martyr for free speech and freedom of information.

It was like a switch was turned on, Hillary became instantly cold, and she never regained her composure.

Even an atheist who doesn`t believe in anything supernatural would be convinced that Hillary is possessed by an evil spirit after spending only a few minutes with the loathsome entity.

Even an advocate for LGBT rights will be convinced that Hillary is the stereotypical butch lesbian who hates life in general and men in particular after engaging with the bitter cow for only a few moments.

Even a lifelong Democrat will be convinced that Hillary is a Republican plant meant to turn away voters from the Democratic Party after enduring a cup of coffee with the witch.

Is it any wonder that voters preferred a racist, no-nothing buffoon over the pantsuit-wearing fiend?

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True Christians Should be Horrified by the Evangelical Movement’s Embrace of Trump

“At the annual Values Voter Summit (VVS) in Washington this weekend, former congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who serves on Donald Trump`s evangelical advisory board, said in an interview with me on SiriusXM Progress that Donald Trump is now a `committed believer` of Jesus Christ and a `man of faith` who has `asked God for help and wisdom.`”

Huffington Post

At the annual Values Voter Summit where evangelicals congregated to celebrate the ascension of the short-fingered vulgarian to the presidency, Trump bathed in their adoration and showered them with enough red meat to make them writhe in ecstasy.

Michelle Bachmann declared that the man who on a daily basis craps on the Constitution and the teachings of Jesus is now a “committed believer of Jesus Christ” and a “man of faith” who has “asked God for help and wisdom.”

Bachmann`s utterance is enough to make any genuine Christian vomit, Trump has never publicly declared that he`s a committed believer of Jesus Christ or a man of faith. If Trump communes with the Almighty at all, it`s to berate Him for failing to smite his myriad enemies.

Bachmann went on to explain that Trump isn`t acting under his own authority, but under the authority of God. What was left unsaid is that if we complain about the president`s racist and misogynist comments and policies we are fighting against God.

The mainstream evangelical movement has thoroughly aligned itself with the alt-right and Donald Trump, and any evangelical who is a true believer in Jesus, should disavow the evangelical movement.

To paraphrase the words of Jesus, “You can`t serve God and Trump,” the evangelical movement can save itself only if it decides that following Jesus is more important than their political agenda.

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Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million for Dirt on Donald Trump

“Pornography publisher Larry Flynt is offering $10 million in cash for any information leading to the impeachment of U.S. President Donald Trump.

Flynt, who is best known as the publisher of Hustler magazine, took out a full page ad in the Sunday edition of The Washington Post.

In the ad, Flynt lists six charges that he believes constitutes the basis for impeachment, including colluding with a `hostile foreign power to rig our election`, to `inciting violent civil strife.`

The businessman said that the offer to pay for information is real.

`I do not expect any of Trump`s billionaire cronies to rat him out, but I am confident that there are many people in the know for whom $10 million is a lot of money. And just because you pay for information, doesn`t mean it`s not good. Make no mistake, I fully intend to pay the entire sum,` the ad read.”


I don`t think this is a publicity stunt, the pugnacious pornographer can`t abide what Trump is doing to our democracy, and he is willing to put his money where his mouth is.

I think we can all stipulate that Donald Trump isn`t a Boy Scout, as a real estate mogul, entertainer and President of the United States, his modus operandi has been to lie, cheat and bend the law to reach the top.

In the 1970`s the Justice Department accused the Trump organization of systematically discriminating against African Americans wishing to rent his apartments, and since then he`s demonstrated his racism against people of color a hundred times.

You can`t imprison someone for being a racist, but did Trump break the law when he was a builder and real estate magnate? It`s impossible to erect skyscrapers in Manhattan without striking deals with unions that are controlled by organized crime, especially in the 70`s and 80`s. Is there a patriotic Mafioso who is willing to rat out Trump?

Trump would rather appear naked on television and expose his tiny genitals than release his tax returns. Is the smoking gun that can kill this abomination buried in his tax returns? Is there a patriotic IRS employee who will release his returns?

Trump is an admitted serial groper, but has he committed sex crimes? The persistent rumors that he had sex with underage girls may be true, judging by the contented look on his face when a prepubescent Ivanka gave him a lap dance. Is there a patriot woman who was raped by Trump when she was a child willing to come forward for a cool $10 million?

Born again Christians forgive Trump for all his sexual indiscretions, even though he has never admitted any wrongdoing. But even evangelicals would turn against him if there was proof that he raped young girls.

We don`t have the luxury of waiting until Robert Mueller`s investigation is complete, and he finds proof that Trump obstructed justice and colluded with the Russians.

Trump may ignite a nuclear war before then, if anyone has proof that Trump committed a crime, for the love of God and $10 million bucks step forward now.

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Bob Corker Blasts Donald Trump for Castrating Rex Tillerson

“US Republican senator Bob Corker stepped up his public feud with Donald Trump on Friday, saying the presidents undermining of his secretary of state was like castrating him in public.

Corker told the Washington Post in an interview that Trump had undercut Rex Tillerson`s efforts to enlist China in reining in North Korea`s nuclear program by denigrating the diplomat.

Tillerson told a news conference in Beijing two weeks ago that the US was directly communicating with North Korea on its nuclear and missile programs, but it had shown no interest in dialogue.

Trump took to Twitter the next day, saying Tillerson was `wasting his time` trying to negotiate with the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un.”

The Guardian

Donald Trump ridicules anyone who opposes his words or policies mercilessly on Twitter, but Senator Bob Corker seems to be impervious to the president`s sophomoric tweets.

Trump has turned one of his earliest and most fervent supporters into an implacable foe, and as chairman of the powerful Senate foreign relations committee Corker is in a position to block Trump`s agenda.

Corker is spot on, Trump has effectively castrated his Secretary of State in public rendering him impotent as America`s top diplomat.

Tillerson was spot on when he called Trump a “fuc*ing moron,” only a clueless president would tell his Secretary of State that he is wasting his time negotiating. Diplomats negotiate, that`s what they freaking do!

I wish there were more Republicans in Congress who would publicly condemn Trump for his despicable behavior and actions.

I wish that the Trump administration officials, like Tillerson, who privately bash their Dear Leader, would man up and quit, and publicly disavow him.

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