Month: June 2017

Adorable British Kids Criticize Donald Trump: Video

Chelsea interviews some of Britain`s youngest voters on their knowledge about POTUS, and their answers couldn`t be more spot on. Among some of the key takeaways? Donald Trump owns a wig closet, has orange skin, and is racist. Now THAT`s not fake news.

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I have read dozens of articles by scholars criticizing Donald Trump`s troubling personality and his incoherent policies in detail with footnotes and annotations.

But you don`t need to be a political science major, or even an adult, to discern that there is something seriously wrong with Trump.

These adorable British children intuitively realize that Trump is a fuc**d up wanker. Chelsea Handler asks little Charlie what he knows about Trump, and he responds: Well, for start, he`s got an orange face. Charlie knew that Trump`s orange face was indicative of a serious psychological disorder. Nobody is his right mind is going to slather his face with fake orange tan, the president`s orange complexion is an outward manifestation of a sick mind.

Then Charlie added: I know he doesn`t like people with brown skin. Any adult with a modicum of common sense will quickly deduce by examining Trump`s policies and statements that he`s a blatant racist. But even a child will instinctively sense that he is a bigot.

Trump has been put down by intellectuals, stand-up comics, and political commentators, but never more adorably than by these British school kids.

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America Wants Donald Trump to Stop Tweeting

“President Donald Trump may insist his tweets are a way to get his honest and unfiltered message out,” but a majority of voting Americans – including Trump`s supporters – say he should spend less time on Twitter.

 

According to a new Morning Consult poll released Wednesday, more than two thirds of voters – 69 percent – say Trump uses Twitter too much, compared to just 15 percent who say he uses it about the right amount and only 4 percent who say he should tweet more.”

US News and World Report

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a political science major to deduce that Donald Trump spends far too much time on Twitter. In fact, according to a new poll 69 percent of voters say Trump uses Twitter too much. Four percent say Trump should tweet more, these morons also probably think he should apply more orange fake tan.

The results of this poll beg the question: What activity should Trump engage in instead of Twitter?

Enroll in an adult education remedial English Class

Call Jenny Craig

It should be explained to the bastard that he shouldn`t call to flirt with her, but to enroll in a weight-loss program. After Trump gets over the hump and loses 40 pounds from his belly and he can see his tiny pecker for the first time in decades, it will motivate him to lose a hundred more.

Yoga

Trump isn`t limber enough to do any of the classic Yoga positions, but it might mellow him out just a tad.

Sudoku

This game might be too complicated for Trump, but if Betsy DeVos agrees to give him a full body massage wearing only a “Make America Great Again” hat if he does well he might be inspired to become a Sudoku master.

Practice for the US Citizenship Test

I`m persuaded that this a-hole who wants to deport everyone who isn`t white would flunk the test.

Take up cutting

He could take up cutting himself as a mechanism to relieve stress, maybe we would all get lucky and he`ll cut his jugular.

Fishing

Give the wanker a shiny new fishing pole and let him fish in the toilet bowl

Train for running marathons

Tell the buffoon that all once he has suffered a stroke or a heart attack he will be ready to participate in a marathon.

As you can see there must be a million and one more productive ways to spend your time, other than on Twitter. Send me your suggestions.

Read More:
https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2017-06-07/even-supporters-say-president-donald-trump-tweets-too-much

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Theresa May Should Withdraw Her Invitation to Donald Trump for a State Visit

“Benny Hill music, inflatable chodes, kazoos? Now Trump`s insulted Sadiq Khan, let`s get truly British and welcome the US President with a festival of piss-taking.


Does there remain a single potential act of idiocy that, by this point, would surprise any of us were it committed by Donald Trump? Trump`s latest attempts to smear the London mayor, Sadiq Khan – while the latter leads our city through the aftermath of a painful terrorist attack – are simultaneously beyond the pale and tediously par for the course.

As ever, Trump cakes his bigotry in the camp maquillage of false concern for the city and its inhabitants, when it`s clear that this man is incapable of human empathy, and has, furthermore, seemingly chosen to attack Khan so vehemently because he is a Muslim.”

The Guardian

These eloquent words were written by Rhiannon Lucy Cossslett, a London-based freelance writer for the British publication, The Guardian. This article is proof that DonaldTrump is anathema not only in the halls of Congress, the television studios of journalists, and the kitchen tables of everyday Americans, but everywhere in the free world as well.

I will throw away my dog-eared thesaurus and instead bookmark Cosslett`s article: Inflatable chodes, cakes his bigotry in the camp maquillage of false concern, festival of piss-taking! I hope that now my friends and colleagues will understand why I`m an unabashed anglophile, reading an editorial written by an English reporter is nirvana.

 In the last couple of years I`ve written over a hundred anti-Trump essays, but my rhetoric has never matched the eloquence of Cosslett. I hope that her dream will come true, and that the golden showers-loving freak will be welcomed with a festival of piss-taking by the genteel people of the United Kingdom.

Trump clearly chose to insult Khan because he`s a Muslim. See my article: Racist Donald Trump Attacks Mayor of London http://thesop.org/story/20170606/racist-donald-trump-attacks-mayor-of-london.html

Speaking of Khan Cosslett writes: London had the clear-sightedness to elect this humble, compassionate man as our leader. So true, and it`s equally true that America had the short-sightedness to elect an arrogant, heartless man as our president.

 The British Prime Minister Theresa May should heed Khan`s advice and withdraw her invitation to Trump for a state visit.

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Racist Donald Trump Attacks Mayor of London

Hours after London was hit by an Islamic terrorist attack, Sadiq Khan the Muslim mayor of London, announced:

Londoners will see an increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days. No reason to be alarmed — one of the things the police and all of us need to do is make sure we`re as safe as we possibly can be.

The mayor was reassuring his constituents that the police were doing everything they could to protect them, and that they shouldn`t be alarmed by the increased police presence.

Whenever an ally of America is hit by terrorism the president immediately issues a statement expressing solidarity and concern. I`m not a politician or a speechwriter, but I could have written a statement for Trump:

My heart goes out to the victims and their families and friends in London. No act of terror can shake the strength and resilience of our British ally. They will maintain a stiff upper lip, stay calm and carry on.

Instead Trump attacked the mayor of London during his time of crisis, he mischaracterized his words in a loathsome tweet:

At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and the Mayor of London says there is “no reason to be alarmed”

Of course the mayor was telling the citizens of London not to be alarmed by the increased police presence, he wasn`t telling them not to be alarmed about terrorism in general.

Why did Trump attack the mayor of London in a time of crisis, when England is our closest ally? I can come to no other conclusion, but that it has everything to do with the mayor`s ethnicity and religion. Trump has a history of attacking people of color, witness his previous victims of his toxic tweets:

Gold star parents Khizr and Ghazala Khan

U.S District Judge Gonazlo Curiel

Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado

Univision anchor Jorge Ramos

Trump`s blatant racism is causing division and strife in the homeland and destroying our relationships with our allies. It`s time to impeach the racist bastard.

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Donald Trump Signs Meaningless Executive Memo

“After announcing his goal to privatize the nation`s Air Traffic Control System, President Donald Trump sat down at a desk on Monday and signed two documents. There was only one problem: He wasn`t actually signing something that would have any tangible impact on what he had just proposed.

A White House aide told reporters Trump had signed a a decision memo and letter transmitting legislative principles to Congress, surrounding the privatization of the Air Traffic Control system, which he had just spent the last few minutes advocating for. But in order for his goal to come to fruition, Congress would need to pass pass legislation implementing it.”

Time

The Republicans control both chambers of Congress, but the Republican president hasn`t been able to pass a single major piece of legislation. Trump`s repeal and replace of Obamacare managed to squeak by the House, but it will be a miracle if it passes the Senate. His infrastructure and tax reform bills are nothing more than items on a wish list.

Trump keeps himself busy tweeting and ruling by executive order, but his cherished executive orders banning Muslims have been struck down by the courts. Trump is now relegated to signing meaningless executive orders. His executive memos, or whatever the hell you wish to call them, privatizing the nation`s Air Traffic Control System are as valid as a Trump University diploma. The documents merely express Trump`s desire to privatize the Air Traffic Control System, in order for his goal to come to fruition, Congress needs to pass a bill.

Trump would be well-advised to skip photo ops when the cameras focus on his freakishly tiny hands signing a document, especially when the document doesn`t have the weight of law.

Read More: http://time.com/4805726/donald-trump-air-traffic-privatization-document-signing/
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Swiss Adult Education School Teaching Klingon

“`Savan`

That`s how teacher André Muller greets students in his class. If the word (pronounced Sha-vaan), sounds a bit alien, that`s because it is. Muller is teaching Klingon – the language of about 3,000 words spoken in the Star Trek universe.

 Even though the Klingon race is fictional, the spoken language – invented in 1984 by American linguist Marc Okrand – is now being taught at Migros Club School, Switzerland`s largest adult education institution.

The three-hour crash courses currently offered by Migros for $80 cover Klingon history, as well as grammar, pronunciation and basic sentence structure.

USA Today

I`ve always wanted to learn a second language, being a Latino I`d be willing to invest $800 to take a course to learn how to speak, read and write in Spanish fluently. But I wouldn`t spend eight cents, let alone $80 to learn how to speak a fictional language that`s only spoken by a couple of thousand nerds in the entire world.

Any wanker who spends $80 to learn Klingon shouldn`t live long and prosper, he should die a quick and painful death. Don`t get me wrong I love the original Star Trek TV series, but somebody who learns Klingon isn`t a devoted fan, he`s nothing but a toxic fart on the planet Uranus.

Speaking of language courses, Donald Trump would be well-advised to enroll in an adult education remedial English class.

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Outrage: Bill Maher Bows to Political Correctness and Apologizes!

“Comedian and talk-show host Bill Maher has apologized for using a racial slur during a joke he made on this weekend`s edition of his HBO chat show Real Time.

`Friday nights are always my worst night of sleep because I`m up reflecting on the things I should or shouldn`t have said on my live show. Last night was a particularly long night as I regret the word I used in the banter of a live moment. The word was offensive and I regret saying it and am very sorry,” he said in a statement to Variety Saturday after the cable network denounced his use of the derogatory word for African Americans on his program.

Maher made the on-air joke to Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse, who asked, `Would you like to come work in the field with us?`

`Work in the fields?` Maher responded. `Senator, I am a house [expletive.]`”

UPI

Bill Maher is a free speech advocate, and in his professional career as a political commentator and stand-up comic he has fought political correctness.

It`s especially sad that this free speech advocate has bowed to political correctness, and issued an apology for his joke. A comedian is supposed to break the rules, make us uncomfortable and force us to think about the important issues of the day.

Maher has fought the enemies of free speech before, in 2002 his show “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher” wasn`t renewed by ABC because he stated that the 9/11 terrorists didn`t act in a cowardly manner.

We should keep in mind the context in which Maher employed the controversial word, and by the way he said “nigga” not “nigger.” “Nigga” is a term of endearment that many young blacks use to refer to each other.

Maher didn`t say: I hate niggers, they`re so freaking lazy. He used the word to make a lame joke after Sen. Sasse asked him to come work in the field with him.

I have just two words for all those namby-pamby wankers who are calling for Maher`s show to be canceled: NIGGA PLEASE!

Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/TV/2017/06/04/Bill-Maher-apologizes-for-using-racial-slur-in-Real-Time-joke/9191496576105/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=13

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Canadian Dude Mows Lawn With Tornado Behind Him

“A Canadian man`s commitment to lawn care is going viral after his wife snapped a photo of him mowing the grass with a tornado looming behind him.

Cecilia Wessels posted a photo to Facebook that she said was snapped Friday as a tornado passed near their Three Hills, Alberta home.
The photo shows Wessels` husband, Theunis, mowing the lawn with the tornado in the background.

Wessels later explained the tornado was not as close as it appeared to be in the photo and was moving away from their home at the time.”

UPI

My thoughts:

Tornadoes in Canada?

Talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

I`m surprised you can actually grow a lawn in the vast frigid wasteland that is Canada.

Perhaps this man was tired of his meaningless life in Canada and was seeking to commit suicide by tornado.

Or he could be one of those anal-retentive wankers who spends more time maintaining his lawn than he does maintaining his automobile and personal relationships.

Maybe his wife is such a nagging witch that he`d rather be outside mowing his lawn with a tornado bearing down on him, than inside with her.

He claimed that the tornado was actually moving away from his house. Hello! Tornadoes are unpredictable, they can turn on a dime.

After reading this story I`m grateful I don`t:

Live in Canada, am obsessed with my lawn, or have a nagging wife.

Pic of wanker mowing his lawn:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/04/Canadian-man-calmly-mows-lawn-with-tornado-behind-him/8911496584725/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=1

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Emmanuel Macron Trumps Donald Trump and Punks Vladimir Putin

Emmanuel Macron, France`s 39-year-old president, has been on the world stage for less than a month, but already he`s demonstrated that he won`t be intimidated by the likes of Russian President Vladimir Putin or American President Donald Trump.

The photogenic French leader has stared down Putin and Trump, to the delight of his countrymen, and to the consternation of these dictators.

When Macron and Putin held a joint press conference at the Palace of Versailles, he rebuked Putin to his face for meddling in the French election in which the Kremlin favored his far right rival Marine Le Pen.

How can we forget Macron`s handshake with Trump, the young French president gripped the septuagenarian`s puny hand like a vise, and then bragged about it later. After that fateful encounter Trump probably changed his diapers, and ordered Sean Spicer to rub Bengay on his injured hand.

Macron trolled the troller-in-chief in a televised speech, speaking in English he condemned Trump for withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord with a call to “make our planet great again.”

Macron has put the world`s tyrants on notice, that contrary to the stereotype he`s a French man with testicles the size of bowling balls.

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Kathy Griffin is Beneath Contempt! She Should Apologize to the Trump Family in Person!

“Flanked by lawyer and Trump-critic Lisa Bloom, Kathy Griffin has accused the president and his family of bullying her in the wake of the massive controversy sparked by a photo of her holding a fake severed head of President Donald Trump.

`The death threats are constant and detailed and serious and specific,` Griffin told reporters at a press conference on Friday.

She reiterated her apology for the photo and admitted once again that the gory, bloody image crossed a line, but also called Trump`s reaction and behavior `unpresidential` and accused him of sparking the backlash against her.”

AOL

I am hardly a Donald Trump supporter as evidenced by the almost 100 anti-Trump articles I`ve written in the last couple of years.

But in this incident Trump and his family are the victims, and Kathy Griffin is the calculating and cynical bitch who is trying to milk her demented and cruel publicity stunt for all it`s worth.

The Tyler Shields photo shoot that featured the D-list celeb in a pussy-bow blouse and raising a bloodied imitation severed head of Trump crossed every conceivable line.

I believe that Griffin planned to apologize before the photo was published; she knew she would take a hit, but figured that the controversy would spark her moribund career.

Griffin was justly condemned by the left and the right, her craven stunt infuriated Americans of every political orientation.

Now this witch is trying to make herself the victim, flat-out lying about Trump`s reaction.

On Wednesday Trump tweeted:

Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick.

Trump can be crude and vulgar, especially when he`s personally attacked, but his tweet was restrained.

In a statement also released on Wednesday this is what Melania had to say:

As a mother, a wife, and a human being, that photo is very disturbing.

Griffin claims that she`s received many death threats, she has only herself to blame for the hatred she incited, not Trump.

If God forbid Griffin`s head was blown away it would be poetic justice and a teaching moment for our children:

This is what happens when you cross the line with a violence-inciting publicity stunt.

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Hillary Clinton Blames Media and DNC for Her Crushing Defeat!

“Hillary Clinton`s list of who`s to blame for her 2016 election loss gets longer with every passing day.

On Wednesday, in an interview with Recode`s Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher, Clinton added a few more names to her list: The New York Times and the Democratic National Committee. That`s in addition to the media, James Comey, Donald Trump, the Russians and her supporters` assumptions that she would win the race.

The one person missing from that list? Hillary Rodham Clinton.”

CNN

Donald Trump is the worst president in history, and he`s already committed enough crimes to merit impeachment. But every time Hillary Clinton opens her mouth it confirms my belief that he beat the only politician who would have done a worse job than him.

Hillary Clinton is an awful candidate, and she would been a god-awful president. Trump`s willful ignorance, ineptitude and arrogance will lead to his downfall, but Hillary`s pride, feeling of entitlement and superiority would have led to a similarly quick ruination.

Hillary can`t admit to herself, and certainly not to others, that she lost to a buffoon who just winged it all the way to the White House. In the days following her humiliation she blamed FBI Director James Comey, and the Russians for her loss. Now she`s blaming the media and the Democratic National Committee (DNC).

I will concede that Comey`s letter to Congress on October 28, 2016 and Russia`s meddling in the election played a part in Hillary`s loss, but she has only herself to blame for setting up a private server in her home, ignoring Wisconsin and Michigan, and failing to campaign as diligently as her opponent.

But placing the blame for losing the election on the media is patently ridiculous. The cable news networks provided saturation coverage of Trump, only because the reality star boosted their ratings. But they mocked and criticized him mercilessly, they didn`t take his campaign seriously. Hillary was endorsed by almost every major newspaper, and they treated her like a president-elect, even though she didn`t give the media the time of day. Hillary was too good to grant interviews to the press or to mingle with the voters, she spent an inordinate amount of time at fundraisers and giving speeches to the likes of Goldman Sachs.

To blame the DNC for her loss is the most ridiculous thing Hillary has ever said. This is the same DNC that was led by her BFF
Wasserman Schultz. This is the same DNC that rigged the primaries in her favor. This is the same DNC that did everything possible to undermine the campaign of Sen. Bernie Sanders, perhaps the only Democrat who could have beat Trump.

Hillary claims that the DNC was bankrupt, and its data was mediocre to poor. Maybe so, but the DNC did everything possible to help her win.

Hillary should do herself and the Democratic Party a favor and shut the hell up. Every campaign has bad breaks, bottom line she has only herself to blame.

The New York Times and the DNC are to blame for Hillary`s crushing defeat? I have only two words in reply: BITCH PLEASE!

Read More:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/01/politics/hillary-clinton-2016/index.html

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The Definitive Article on Donald Trump’s ‘Covfefe’ Tweet

On May 31, 2017 at 12:06 at night Donald Trump posted a tweet that will be analyzed for generations to come:

Despite the negative press covfefe

This mysterious tweet remained on Trump`s Twitter feed for six hours before it was deleted.

Then on May 31, 2017 at 6:09 AM the putative Leader of the Free World posted this tweet:

Who can figure out the meaning of “covfefe”??? Enjoy!

Trump`s original tweet is a sentence fragment without a period or question mark at the end. This tweet interruptus has already spawned tens of thousands of editorials, blogs and tweets, allow me add my two cents` worth.

Trump is the most inarticulate president in history, nevertheless he has managed to add two words to the American lexicon: “Bigly” and now “Covfefe.”

What does the word “covfefe” mean? Trump probably meant to type “coverage,” but who the hell really knows. Our Fearless Leader has the intellectual depth of a baby, and when a baby utters a nonsense word, especially when he`s just learning to speak, the parents will debate endlessly what word he attempted to say.

Mom: Little Tommy said “mommy”! I think I`m going to cry!


Dad: You must be going deaf, he clearly said “dada”!


Mom: My little angel was looking at me when he spoke! Stop being an idiot! Tommy said “mommy”!


Dad: If he was looking at you, my bad he didn`t say “dada.” He must have said “puta”!

A baby should never be left unsupervised and unmonitored for six hours, why was Trump`s nonsense tweet allowed to stay online for so long? Isn`t anybody monitoring what tomfoolery that infantile moron is posting online?

Finally let`s ponder what or who interrupted Trump from finishing his tweet. We all know that Trump has the attention span of a flea, maybe he saw a pussy on the Playboy Channel that he wanted to reach out and grab. Or maybe he felt a sudden impulse to call Sean Spicer and berate him failing to make sense of his incoherent presidential pronouncements. It could also be that he interrupted his tweet, because he needed to go to the bathroom before he soiled his diapers.

I feel guilty for having wasted time writing this essay. Who cares what “covfefe” means, Trump is a freaking idiot, and nothing he writes merits analysis.

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